• 24 Jul 2009 at 4:17 PM

Jamie Dimon Running Around On Lloyd Blankfein

By Bess Levin

Picture 1808.pngIf LB thought last week’s dinner at Barbone was going to be the start of a standing Thursday night date with Jamie Dimon, girlfriend thought wrong. While the Goldman Sachs CEO spent last night washing his hair, JD was wining and dining with Melissa Francis (and JPMorgan vice-chairman Jimmy Lee) at Rao’s. Was it as special as the ex-TARP babies’ time together? Hard to say. Things did start out a bit rocky, on account of the restaurant being unable to fill J to the D’s Tanqueray martini order (they were out of gin,* and, for reasons lost on us, no one thought to move their ass to a liquor store in what would’ve been not that much of an effort to keep our favorite boy-toy CEO happy), but drastically improved after several bottles of red were consumed. I don’t want to upset Li’l Blanks too much, but it was a pretty late night, with everyone leaving sufficiently hammered. Want to get a competitive edge? A suggestion: start filling out your bra.
Earlier: Jamie Dimon Beating Men, Women and Presidents Off With A Stick
*The picture is not from last night/Rao’s, but another restaurant, where management has its shit together.

Comments (22)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    did he get some reverse peephole action?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    Can we possibly get a p’shopped pic of this notorious vasectomized Li’l Blanks rapper?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    what am I, chopped liver? I like being taken out. I like Italian food. No one thought to call me?
    -maria b

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    he is so damn hot
    -banker chick

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    @3
    Say Quiznos at 7:30?
    -Ruth Madoff

  6. 6
    Posted by HAM05 | July 24, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    how the eff did that handsome eff get a table at raos

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    MFra already ditched one hubby for a career maker… Me thinks she probably already calculated the spread and effort to deep six CNBC for JPMC by the time the first wine poured. I wonder what she was doing on the 5th?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    @7 what are you talking about? she’s still married.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    @3 – the money tummy speaks. Look kitten your doctor told you to stay away from fatty foods. Did you remember to take your Lipitor today? We’re worried about your blood pressure.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    doesn’t this type of fraternizing get in the way of her image as a serious reporter that we should listen to? seems more like a cop on the take to me. this is a microcosm of all that is wrong with CNBC.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    oh, yes, she’s such a serious reporter, what with the confirming of her bra size, and tweets that she’s going to pull an erin andrews..

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    @11 goes well beyond just Francis. they are each a little prouder than the next to play the role of dirty cop (how many times has Gasbag done the same shit?). then they get pissed when you mock their reporting (a la Daily Show).

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 25, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    She’s a total hottie. That’s just about right…

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 25, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    She’s a total hottie. That’s just about right…

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 25, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    She’s a total hottie. That’s just about right… by the way i heard they totally hit it

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 25, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    She’s a total hottie. That’s just about right… by the way i heard they totally hit it

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 25, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    She’s a total hottie. That’s just about right… by the way i heard they totally hit it

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 25, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    Bess why would you expect anyone to be willing to move their ass for these clowns. Beside its much easier to hide the piss in the wine.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 27, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    @10 are you trolling? taking CNBC seriously is like taking Sarah Palin seriously

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 27, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    no one at Rao’s is going to go to cater to anyone – that’s how it works – if the gin is finished, it’s finished

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 27, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    @20 do you work there?

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 27, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    @21 why? you want a table?

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