Mark your calendars, girls! Massage enthusiast Jeffrey Epstein is expected to peace out of the Florida prison he’s been bunking at in the next several weeks. The exit is mostly a symbolic gesture (Big J has been allowed to leave the jail from 10am to 10 pm, six days a week to conduct business out of his Palm Beach office as part of a work release program) but that’s just the sort of thing we need these days. In not as joyous news, Epstein’s former guy/gal-pal, transgendered model Maximilia née Maximilian Cordero, has lost her her libel and defamation lawsuit against the Post. Max had taken issue with an article by the paper entitled “Gender-Bend Shocker: Kinky-Sex Suit Gal Is a Man,” which detailed, among other things, her predilection for pills and “masturbatory fantasy” of “being with multiple men and then multiple women.” According to Cordero’s lawyer/ex-boyfriend (and noted blogger) William Unroch, the facts were fiction and gave the impression that his client/ex-girlfriend was a “promiscuous slut.” The case was thrown out last week, which must certainly be a blow to MC, though looking on the bright side of things, Epstein will soon be available with a shoulder to cry on, etc.
Jeffrey Epstein And His Special Friend [Cityfile]
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I wouldn’t hit it
@1 you’re lying
I would hit it.
With a tire iron. Twice.
This day is starting out better than I’d anticipated.
“work release” program for Epstein is quite the double entendre.
Don’t lie! You would dive right in and wouldn’t know what hit you until it was too late.
Tell the he/she to send me a resume if she’s looking for work.
-stevie
People often get the impression I’m a promiscuous slut, too.
-jenna jameson
FBI CONFIRMS ARRESTS OF EXECUTIVES AND EMPLOYEES AT A WALL STREET BROKERAGE, WHICH IT DECLINED TO IDENTIFY UNTIL FORMAL CHARGES FILED. Bess, where was this??
all caps@9 wtf are you talking about?
this site is getting less wallstreet and more tmz by the day. But maybe it’s just a reflection of the continuing decline of finance. discuss
man you’re a dumbass. this site has written about epstein for the past two years. fuck off.
so how come cordero hasn’t shown up in Club or some other similarly classy mag yet, inquiring minds, er, want to know?
@11 STFU
@11 this site comments on things happening directly on wall street and things that people working on wall street are interested in, such as sluts and trannies.
–SAC employee
@ 15 tell us about the time you cashed in your chips and bought short etfs
@11 – I hate you more than I hate Hitler.
@16/11 that was a phenomenal comeback. sorry no one wanted to engage in your homoerotic discussion topic.
11 here, in light of 15′s post I hereby rescind previous comments. Point taken
What a minute…Micheal Jackson died? Where was I?
@20 are you as unfunny in real life as you are online?
-max cordero
@11 – I still hate you and will be watching you today and reminding you of how much I hate you from time to time.
Tranny Blanus
@21 – be nice to 20, he clearly just escaped Greg’s apartment where he has been engaged in masturbatory fantasies involving sluts and trannies.
@ Tax Chick
Those are some sacred activities, can’t hold that against Greg. Everything else is fair game though, so go wild
@Anal
Would you prefer that 20 just escaped the ball-gag mask that Greg has held him in for the past week and that is why he doesn’t have shit for brains?
Bess- is the phrase “Comin’ at Ya” a reference to a certain series?
One day Greg realizes that everyone on DB is making fun of him. He places his heavily annotated second edition of Gravity’s Rainbow on his bedside table, gingerly reaches for his back pocket (destroyed skinny jeans), and retrieves his LG EnVy. What follows is an email both succinct and pithy -his first and it feels great- to Bess announcing his resignation effective immediately. A breath of relief; the weight of the past few months dissipates in seconds. Greg then picks up GR from his table and continues to read, the pages obscured by his own tears.
@27 Holy Fuck its early in the morning for a Gravity’s Rainbow reference
@27 – I stand in awe. Bravo good sir, Bravo.
Bess is the Papal Sceptre personified.
what the hell is the “papal sceptre”?
@31 it’s like a pap smear
Good Gawd! It sucks when you give her an angry pirate and she shoots back!
Bill Un-rock: Still a douche, only now with a douchy toupee too.
From his nysattorneys bio:
“Mr. Unroch resides in a beautiful 30th floor penthouse apartment on the Upper Westside of Manhattan. Among his many diverse interests Mr. Unroch owns one of the largest saltwater reef tank in Manhattan.
Mr. Unroch is a great lover of animals and on sunny days can often be found strolling through Central Park with his dogs Mary Elizabeth, Little Man, and his pet birds Snowy and Big Bird. At other times Mr. Unroch can be found on his Carver yacht at the 79th street boat basin in Manhattan.”
Nothing about trannies, sadly.