• 24 Jul 2009 at 11:57 AM

Jeffrey Epstein’s New Headshot

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You can lock him up, you can call him a perv, you can accuse him of having a 15 year-old sex slave and a trannie lover, and possibly running a Ponzi scheme, but god damn it, you cannot make Jeffrey Epstein smile in way that doesn’t scream “any underage chicas lookin’ for a good time???” even if it’s for the flyer that will follow him around for life and inform new neighbors that yes, you are in the presence of a sex offender. It is his right and you will not take that from him.
Jeffrey Epstein’s Predator Flyer [Cityfile]

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    Comments (19)

    1. 1
      Posted by sourceclosetodiscussions | July 24, 2009 at 12:04 PM

      there goes the neighborhood. palm beach home prices to see further declines as town is seen unsafe for children…so I’ve been told.

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:06 PM

      he looks fun.

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:08 PM

      Now every since I can remember I been poppin my collar,poppin poppin my collar, poppin poppin my collar
      Every since I can remember I been working these hoes and they better put my money in my hand

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:11 PM

      incipient jokermouth

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:12 PM

      what was do you imagine he was thinking about at that moment?

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:13 PM

      Yikes, 180 lbs. Somebody overindulged on the Lil’ Chub sausages…

    7. 7
      Posted by Seaman Bodine II | July 24, 2009 at 12:13 PM

      i wonder if he’s ever glory holed dennis kneale?

    8. 8
      Posted by Anal_yst | July 24, 2009 at 12:14 PM

      Still my hero, record or not

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:19 PM

      @6 – you sound like a manorexic.

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:24 PM

      @9
      No, just trying to get another Lil’ Chub reference in. In restrospect, it was a lame attempt. I feel like Greg Michaels.
      -6

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:25 PM

      DealBreaker:
      Any thoughts on the PA Governor being the other noted client frequenting Spitzer’s favorite establishment?
      http://www.deusexmalcontent.com/2009/07/infamous-mr-ed.html

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:25 PM

      @ 10 – Jesus, it wasn’t that lame.
      -9

    13. 13
      Posted by HeadlessHorseman | July 24, 2009 at 12:28 PM

      The averted eyes say “I feel a tinge of remorse” while the smoker’s lips & zippered sweats says “I bet I can be bare assed quicker than you can slip out of that little league uniform”
      Homage to Naked Short.

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:46 PM

      Rendell has been fucking everything that moves for decades,the hooker twist is a new one. His wife only stayed with him because Clinton made her a Federal judge.

    15. 15
      Posted by highlyconfident | July 24, 2009 at 12:59 PM

      Bag of Candy…$10
      Balloons … $5
      White van …$2500
      Clownsuit…$40
      Having a 15 year old sex slave…priceless

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:02 PM

      “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,” Trump booms from a speakerphone. “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”
      http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people/n_7912/

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:40 PM

      @16 – you just can’t make this shit up.
      “By most accounts, he was something of a Robin Williams–in–Dead Poets Society type of figure, wowing his high-school classes with passionate mathematical riffs.”
      And tender full nelsons.

    18. 18
      Posted by sourceclosetodiscussions | July 24, 2009 at 2:00 PM

      @naked – where are you? please fill in the blanks:
      the popped collar says ______;
      the unremorseful smirk says ______.
      boom!

    19. 19
      Posted by NakedShort | July 24, 2009 at 3:03 PM

      @18 I had one all teed up and ready to go for this picture but it was so egregious and vile that it most certainly would have been deleted and most likely my IP addy would be placed on the 15 day DL

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