It wasn’t one of the names suggested last week but supposedly Josh Brolin will be offered the role turned down by Javier Bardem at some point today. If JB says no to working with Shia LaBeouf, it will next go to Tommy Lee Jones, and then Woody Harrelson until producers run out of names from the No Country For Old Men IMDB page, at which time, you might get your wish (Stephen Baldwin, who probably can’t do it anyway, on account of the bug bites).
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not seeing this movie unless the buse gets the part.
@1 same
-gb
maria bartiromo as sloth
@3 mean but good
@3 and also as a washed up stripper
No, no, no! Too 43rd-ish. Make the evil short seller lithium dependent– a little John Mulheren-like for the controlled sense of danger. Forget Brolin, Steve Buscemi, in a Joe Cassano-esque portayal is in order.
still waiting for my offer, btw.
-chaz
@6 buscemi would be awesome
@7 keep waiting, numb nuts.
-o stone
@3 I heard she backed out of the sloth role at the last second to fulfill her life time dream of playing Grimace in the upcoming McG project “McDonaldland”
That’s a nice looking prison pussy.
-Bernie
They’re overlooking one of the best naked traders in LA…Randy Spears.
@3 there will be a character based on Maria, but she will be played by Michael Moore
Well, they should make a prequel to Wall Street, with a young James Cayne played by Matthew McGaaugnahey (spell?), in his Surfer Dude trunks.
@10 nice visual
Brand Walsh, Portfolio Manager
One-Eyed Willie Capital Management
The Buse will play an SEC lawyer who’ll state: “Great things like this only happen for the first time once.”
Brolin was a good villain in Into the Blue.
Viggo Mortensen, def..
There should be no debate here. The choice is clearly, LORD HUMONGOUS.
Willem Dafoe. We need a) awesomeness b) a little Psycho overlap
@19 – quit commenting greg.
Vincent Gallo Brown Bunny
Alan Rickman would be an ideal candidate, sitting on a beach earning twenty percent.
If Buscemi gets the casano role, I’d love it if they could work in a “shut the fuck up Joe.”
And I think they easily work in Goodman as an overweight floor trader.
Karl Hungus would make a great a great Marc Rich.
Nobody gets out alive. NOOOOOOOBODY.
@11 – good call
@26– Goodman would have to be in operations, no doubt.
sanjaya as greg michaels
Eric Stolz, in character from Mask, playing any / all of the Noel sisters.
can he teach me how to do that thing w the lips?
-ping j
john turturro as pete najarian
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy sh*t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the f*cking trigger till it goes “click”.
Bardem. That’s the one. He’d need the airtank again.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20212214,00.html
Brolin? Srsly? WTF?
-Twitter.com/IheartJoshy
Christian Bale as the biggest asshole on Wall Street.
Has he not proven he can do it?
What am I, chopped LIVER!?!?!
Alpa Chino
Al Pacino as the aging MD with a sense of humor.
Gerard Butler. And make sure there’s a lot of shirtless action in the Reebok Sports Club with Charlie Gasparino cameos in the locker room and spin classes. Oh, and grunting too– with a lawsuit.
Christopher Walken – need some cow bell in this flick
4 time Academy Award Winner Kirk Lazarus, in blackface, playing a no-nonsense, streetwise cotton trader named Onyx Blackmon.
have Kenny Powers (mullet and all, of course) as a celebrity MD and MS… banging his secretary up the ass on the reg.
Kenny Powers
Lenny Dykstra FTW
If Christian Bale is not part of this I REFUSE to watch it.
If Christian Bale is not part of this I REFUSE to watch it.
Erin Burnett as the female trader who fucked and sucked her way up the coporate ladder.
If Oliver Stone isn’t on coke the entire time he’s making this I REFUSE to watch it.
I REFUSE to hit the post button only one time
-45,46,48,49
@11 – solid call.
@17 is the winner, that was hilarious.
This movie is going to blow dog
I REFUSE to hit the post button only one time
-45,46,48,49
could you also refuse to keep double posting?
@52 did someone say something about blowing dogs? My pants just got a little tighter!
-D Kneale
@52 clearly we’re the only ones with an encyclopedic knowledge of Goonies.
Going long any other movie when this steaming pile hits the theaters. He just needs to add Barbara Streisand and Oprah to bring in the ignorant lemming audience just to break even.
Fuck Oliver Stone!
I refuse to watch this movie unless Corey Feldman is playing a leading role, preferably as the young punk with a loud mouth.
Dennis Kneale as the female trader who fucked and sucked her way up the coporate ladder
As long as there are no Boston women in it.
WHy just one evil short seller? Should be a SPECTRE-type group of global evil-doers conspiring to f*ck the SEC and all the poor retail investors.
How ’bout FAZ or SKF as the evil short seller.
Jim Cramer
Maria Bartiromo as Mama Fratelli, Danny Pang as Data
@14 was underappreciated
–not 14, and not Greg
@14 was underappreciated
–not 14, and not Greg
He is so heroin-chic in that photo
I am still pulling for Chris Burke.
vote for #3
Vote for #60
TLJ won’t do it