• 15 Jul 2009 at 1:44 PM

Julian Tzolov No Longer On The Lam

By Bess Levin

Picture 1723.pngBloomberg reports that the Credit Suisse broker who took off in May (though it took officials until June to notice he was missing) has been apprehended and charged with fraud vis-a-vis selling clients subprime mortgages linked to auction-rate securities. In other white collar criminal’s on the run news, our favorite fugitive, Bayou manager Sam Israel, has had another two years tacked onto his sentence for what a judge called “thumbing his nose at the system” when he faked his suicide and took off, because apparently we don’t reward imagination and creativity up in this piece. For his part, Sammy said that when he was first told he was going to be locked up he made the decision to bail because, “I had trouble accepting the idea that I was spending the rest of my life in prison.”

Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    Butler goes to Butner!

  2. 2
    Posted by NakedShort | July 15, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    Whats the over under on when Mom and Pop retail investor get redeemed on their auction rate securities?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    perfect tag

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    He looks like a fisherman. Is he a fisherman? Because he looks like a fisherman.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    using “vis-a-vis” twice in a day is a little much…

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    vis-a-vis

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    4 He’s Bulgarian. That’s how they look (like fishermen)

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    There should be an accent mark over the “a” in “vis-à-vis”.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    Do all Bulgarians fish? Was this guy in season 3 of Deadliest Catch?
    sex panther

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    @2 most already have

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    My egret is like a red, red rose.
    My egret is like a red, red rose
    That’s newly returned from the South in June :
    My Egret is like a 2 & 20
    That’s sweetly yielded in bloom.
    As fair flight thou, my egret lass,
    So deep in love am I :
    And I will love thee still, my dear,
    Till a’ the prison gang-bang goes dry.
    Till a’ the prison gang-bang goes dry, my dear,
    And the cocks wilt wi’ the shade :
    And I will love thee still, my dear,
    While the guards cackle in masquerade.
    And fare thee weel, my only egret,
    And fare thee weel a while !
    And I will come again, my love, in thou
    cloacal, with bearded smile.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    “If I were a rich man, do do do do do do…………..”

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    somebody has WAY too much time on their hands!

  14. 14
    Posted by american bandersnatch | July 15, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    he still looks like Otto

  15. 15
    Posted by trojan | July 15, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    looks like Grissom couldn’t solve his way out of this crime

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