For many of you, the longstanding fantasy of calling a bankrupt, overly tanned businessman who’d fuck you for a nickel “Dad,” has been shattered.
J-Vanka Gets Engaged [Daily Intel]
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whatevs.
i banged that bitch more times than her dad went bust..
how you like that donald?
I wonder when the divorce is going to be.
#3 ftw
#3 ftw
I let her bang me with a strap-on while her dad watched.
CG
@4 3 was a good point, but it was in no way a “ftw” comment. raise your damn standards.
but seriously, a dumb blond with cash, i’ve been praying for that many-a-night
@7
FTW!
@1 you’re crying on the inside
You know what show I would like to see?
16 graduated co-eds battle to be Meredith Whitney’s Apprentice. 8 strenuous, hard, hot, steamy, sweaty weeks of humiliation at the hands of MW.
The Grand Prize? A dungeon teir analyst position at MWAdvisory as Meredith Whitney’s make shift urinal, ash tray, ball gag holder.
I smell Emmy.
Good luck, Kushner.
Full or half Brazilian?
I wonder if she will change her name.
half
@naked I’d watch that
-Big Momma
@10 yeah, right.
3/4
the mother-daughter team of the decade.
F’ing spoiled brats
Given that DT is her dad, there are a million worse ways she could have turned out. Good for her.
@8 she’s got the cash and the blonde hair but also a Wharton MBA so I wouldn’t say she’s that dumb. Maybe not Jack Welch School of Business but there is some intelligence there.
Quite frankly, when people preface a statement with “truly” or “honestly”, it is usually a lie.
No way. Full Brazilian.
@11 – Don’t forget the tag line at the end of each episode “You’re fired,and I will never allow you to work in the tri-state area ever again, including DC and possibly LA. Now eat me.”
@Anal: She’s absolutely not spoiled. I’ve had meetings with her and she’s smart, sharp, down-to-earth, and knows exactly how to use her looks to her advantage without relying on them. Her brothers are idiots but she’s going to be running that business successfully someday.
Kushner is a spoiled moron and I’ve been considering an investing strategy of shorting whatever he’s involved in at any given times.
@14 – he’s going to hyphenate
Hopefully her fiance’s last name is not “Humpalot”
Ivanka Humpalot
@22
Wharton undergrad (after transferring from Georgetown), not MBA.
@19: nice.
@29 =stalker
Kushner – apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
what a ra-tard on google nums. “Sorry to the shareholders folks, we misadded the top line”.
@23, the same goes for quite frankly
@33: what recourse does google have for this clusterfuck? maybe this will be the undoing of Hack Goldman
I am worth much more than a nickel!
@34 follow this link: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony
and then go shoot yourself
1/2 Brazilian, definitely.
@31=cocksucker
-29
@2 I have never been bust, bitch.
- D
@2 Neither have I, you fucking derelict.
- Nails
Doesn’t he have another daughter? granted you’ll have to wait for another decade or so but…keep hope alive.
jizzed in my pants
@37 — I got your irony right here — you thought you were so slick with your stupid little quite frankly. I got your pathetic little irony from 100 feet.
For many of you, the longstanding fantasy of calling a bankrupt, overly tanned businessman who’d fuck you for a nickel “Dad,” has been shattered.
Angelo Mozilo has a daughter? And she’s off the market? Now WTF am I going to do?
I was waiting for New York state to legalize gay marriage, and then going after his son. The dream lives on!
I there single respected businessman on this thread? I don’t see one.
-Lenny D
Hey guys
@43
I’m not 23. 23 should go apply to be Big Momma’s fluffer. 34 still needs to go shoot himself
-37
“The Art of the Feel”
@44
Yes, he has a daughter. Her name is the moon.
brazilian, landing strip, or Dorito chip?
Guys, engagement is easier to break, you still have a slimmer of a chance before the marriage is consummated.
@51 Full Bush with balls of lint and dandruff sprinkled through out
@52 is that you donald?
@9 FTW
@53–I was wondering when somebody was going to comment on DT’s hair…
She looks classy, like a girl who would subtly spit than swallow.
@28. Nicely done.
@57 she is classy, she never attempts the kiss post rim.
@28 … awful. kill yourself.
i’d really enjoy putting it between the bags
Ah, how nice it is to be a rich Jew!
@62, like Madoff, circa a year ago?
“J-Vanka” Did Ivanka convert?
@64- that’s daily intel’s nickname for the couple. combination of J(ared Kushner) and (I)vanka (Trump).
She sobs after sex. Very disconcerting.
High Pitch Eric
@55 FTW
Who’s High Pitch? I’m Kelly Clarkson.
@34 FTW
@15 FTW
@49 FTW
@64 She did.
@73 FTW
DB is getting way too meta
@73 that’s very CNBC of you
The hotel does not look terrific. I can only hope it becomes a destination for the B&T, keeping them from going any further into the neighborhood.
@trojan– do you know what meta means? because there’s nothing meta about this post.
@77
not bess. the guest metacomments.
If she converted its a fake. Jared prob couldn’t give a rats ass anyhow.
The Donald actually sponsored the poker part of the UJA Wall Street dinner to try to cozy up to the MOT.
@64, yes she did. She’s ortho now baby. Don’t offer up no cheeseburgers
@64, yes she did. She’s ortho now baby. Don’t offer up no cheeseburgers
She did convert.. All ortho now, so long cheeseburger!
Meta?
Meta = The flatulence of women in boston
We got a whole lot of FTWinners. What is this, Marin County?
She converted? Or, more correct, denied her Christianity…
84 FTW!
Arent the orthodox jews the ones that put a sheet in between them when they make love and stick the member through a hole in the sheet? I’m not joking.
I wish I married into a family with a net woth of somewhere between $100M and $6B, depending on how they feel that day. What ever happened to Don Jr.’s REIT Fund he was starting?
@87 Yes. And the woman wears a merkin, and I don’t mean Ezra.