For many of you, the longstanding fantasy of calling a bankrupt, overly tanned businessman who'd fuck you for a nickel "Dad," has been shattered.
J-Vanka Gets Engaged [Daily Intel]
Kiss Your Chance To Be Donald Trump's Son-In-Law Good-Bye
Posted by Bess Levin, Jul 16, 2009, 3:31pm
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Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:33PM
whatevs.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:33PM
i banged that bitch more times than her dad went bust..
how you like that donald?
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:34PM
I wonder when the divorce is going to be.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:34PM
#3 ftw
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:35PM
#3 ftw
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:35PM
I let her bang me with a strap-on while her dad watched.
CG
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:35PM
@4 3 was a good point, but it was in no way a "ftw" comment. raise your damn standards.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:36PM
but seriously, a dumb blond with cash, i've been praying for that many-a-night
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:37PM
@7
FTW!
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:40PM
@1 you're crying on the inside
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 16, 2009 3:43PM
You know what show I would like to see?
16 graduated co-eds battle to be Meredith Whitney's Apprentice. 8 strenuous, hard, hot, steamy, sweaty weeks of humiliation at the hands of MW.
The Grand Prize? A dungeon teir analyst position at MWAdvisory as Meredith Whitney's make shift urinal, ash tray, ball gag holder.
I smell Emmy.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:44PM
Good luck, Kushner.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:44PM
Full or half Brazilian?
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:45PM
I wonder if she will change her name.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:45PM
half
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:48PM
@naked I'd watch that
-Big Momma
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:48PM
@10 yeah, right.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:49PM
3/4
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:50PM
the mother-daughter team of the decade.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 16, 2009 3:50PM
F'ing spoiled brats
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 3:54PM
Given that DT is her dad, there are a million worse ways she could have turned out. Good for her.
Posted by mktmkr , Jul 16, 2009 4:01PM
@8 she's got the cash and the blonde hair but also a Wharton MBA so I wouldn't say she's that dumb. Maybe not Jack Welch School of Business but there is some intelligence there.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:04PM
Quite frankly, when people preface a statement with "truly" or "honestly", it is usually a lie.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:04PM
No way. Full Brazilian.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:05PM
@11 - Don't forget the tag line at the end of each episode "You're fired,and I will never allow you to work in the tri-state area ever again, including DC and possibly LA. Now eat me."
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Jul 16, 2009 4:06PM
@Anal: She's absolutely not spoiled. I've had meetings with her and she's smart, sharp, down-to-earth, and knows exactly how to use her looks to her advantage without relying on them. Her brothers are idiots but she's going to be running that business successfully someday.
Kushner is a spoiled moron and I've been considering an investing strategy of shorting whatever he's involved in at any given times.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:07PM
@14 - he's going to hyphenate
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:07PM
Hopefully her fiance's last name is not "Humpalot"
Ivanka Humpalot
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:08PM
@22
Wharton undergrad (after transferring from Georgetown), not MBA.
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Jul 16, 2009 4:09PM
@19: nice.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:09PM
@29 =stalker
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:09PM
Kushner - apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jul 16, 2009 4:13PM
what a ra-tard on google nums. "Sorry to the shareholders folks, we misadded the top line".
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:14PM
@23, the same goes for quite frankly
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:16PM
@33: what recourse does google have for this clusterfuck? maybe this will be the undoing of Hack Goldman
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:17PM
I am worth much more than a nickel!
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:19PM
@34 follow this link: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony
and then go shoot yourself
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:21PM
1/2 Brazilian, definitely.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:21PM
@31=cocksucker
-29
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:24PM
@2 I have never been bust, bitch.
- D
@2 Neither have I, you fucking derelict.
- Nails
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:24PM
Doesn't he have another daughter? granted you'll have to wait for another decade or so but...keep hope alive.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:26PM
jizzed in my pants
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:30PM
@37 -- I got your irony right here -- you thought you were so slick with your stupid little quite frankly. I got your pathetic little irony from 100 feet.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:32PM
For many of you, the longstanding fantasy of calling a bankrupt, overly tanned businessman who'd fuck you for a nickel "Dad," has been shattered.
Angelo Mozilo has a daughter? And she's off the market? Now WTF am I going to do?
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:36PM
I was waiting for New York state to legalize gay marriage, and then going after his son. The dream lives on!
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:36PM
I there single respected businessman on this thread? I don't see one.
-Lenny D
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:38PM
Hey guys <3
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:38PM
@43
I'm not 23. 23 should go apply to be Big Momma's fluffer. 34 still needs to go shoot himself
-37
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:42PM
"The Art of the Feel"
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:42PM
@44
Yes, he has a daughter. Her name is the moon.
Posted by trojan , Jul 16, 2009 4:43PM
brazilian, landing strip, or Dorito chip?
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:43PM
Guys, engagement is easier to break, you still have a slimmer of a chance before the marriage is consummated.
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 16, 2009 4:45PM
@51 Full Bush with balls of lint and dandruff sprinkled through out
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:46PM
@52 is that you donald?
Posted by MichelleObamasPenIsMightier , Jul 16, 2009 4:46PM
@9 FTW
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:46PM
@53--I was wondering when somebody was going to comment on DT's hair...
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:47PM
She looks classy, like a girl who would subtly spit than swallow.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:55PM
@28. Nicely done.
Posted by highlyconfident , Jul 16, 2009 4:55PM
@57 she is classy, she never attempts the kiss post rim.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:57PM
@28 ... awful. kill yourself.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 4:59PM
i'd really enjoy putting it between the bags
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 5:04PM
Ah, how nice it is to be a rich Jew!
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 5:14PM
@62, like Madoff, circa a year ago?
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 5:20PM
"J-Vanka" Did Ivanka convert?
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 5:23PM
@64- that's daily intel's nickname for the couple. combination of J(ared Kushner) and (I)vanka (Trump).
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 5:28PM
She sobs after sex. Very disconcerting.
High Pitch Eric
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 5:30PM
@55 FTW
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 5:31PM
Who's High Pitch? I'm Kelly Clarkson.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 5:31PM
@34 FTW
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 5:32PM
@15 FTW
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 5:34PM
@49 FTW
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 5:54PM
@64 She did.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 6:21PM
@73 FTW
Posted by trojan , Jul 16, 2009 6:30PM
DB is getting way too meta
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 6:31PM
@73 that's very CNBC of you
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 7:07PM
The hotel does not look terrific. I can only hope it becomes a destination for the B&T, keeping them from going any further into the neighborhood.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 8:26PM
@trojan-- do you know what meta means? because there's nothing meta about this post.
Posted by trojan , Jul 16, 2009 9:10PM
@77
not bess. the guest metacomments.
Posted by Last Man Standing , Jul 16, 2009 10:29PM
If she converted its a fake. Jared prob couldn't give a rats ass anyhow.
The Donald actually sponsored the poker part of the UJA Wall Street dinner to try to cozy up to the MOT.
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 11:03PM
@64, yes she did. She's ortho now baby. Don't offer up no cheeseburgers
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 11:04PM
@64, yes she did. She's ortho now baby. Don't offer up no cheeseburgers
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 11:06PM
She did convert.. All ortho now, so long cheeseburger!
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 11:10PM
Meta?
Meta = The flatulence of women in boston
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 11:15PM
We got a whole lot of FTWinners. What is this, Marin County?
Posted by guest , Jul 16, 2009 11:21PM
She converted? Or, more correct, denied her Christianity...
Posted by guest , Jul 17, 2009 12:18AM
84 FTW!
Posted by guest , Jul 17, 2009 8:02AM
Arent the orthodox jews the ones that put a sheet in between them when they make love and stick the member through a hole in the sheet? I'm not joking.
Posted by guest , Jul 17, 2009 11:52AM
I wish I married into a family with a net woth of somewhere between $100M and $6B, depending on how they feel that day. What ever happened to Don Jr.'s REIT Fund he was starting?
Posted by guest , Jul 17, 2009 11:54AM
@87 Yes. And the woman wears a merkin, and I don't mean Ezra.