I bet a lot of you probably thought that Lenny Dykstra wouldn’t be happy with the fact that he’s several pounds, concussions and meth binges removed from his fighting weight, and that anyone who’s ever done business with the guy is now claiming he owes them big money. Well think again, derelicts! Nails, pictured here chewing on his favorite combo of dip and Twizzlers, absolutely loves it. He knows every single claim is unfounded bull, filed by crooks (WaMu especially, and by extension, Jamie Dimon). Here are some thoughts LD shared on the matter this weekend. On a personal note, now, more than ever, our offer of a columnist gig for the wordsmith, who seems to have only gotten more poetic with each blow to the skull, stands:
“F—— derelicts,” Dykstra snaps about his growing list of hostile ex-business partners. “Where’s a real respected businessman in our society who’s suing me? We don’t see one, do we?” Of his creditors, Dykstra says, “Look at these clowns…I love it, baby…Pile it on, bro.”
As for countersuits, which will be filed just as soon as L to the D and his lawyer figure out how fill out the forms, Nails warns: “It’s gonna be a big old … right hook, and it’s gonna take a lot of people down.” On a related note, Kevin Coughlin, a former executive at Dykstra’s magazine, “The Players Club,” has diagnosed LD as exhibiting signs of “a classic psychopath,” which Coughlin, showing no appreciation for the fact that this condition allows the big man to call out a fucking derelict clown when he sees one, seems to imply is a bad thing.
god love this fuckin guy.
“F—— derelicts,”
you don’t think he’s talking about me, do you?
-jim c
his hands are gigantic.
kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone
-LD
the gift that keeps on giving
“a real respected businessman in our society”
awesome
Thanks for providing that pic. In a flash it brings down the raging hardon that I get every time I think of the Friday pic (hair, muscles, probably even a dirty sweaty jockstrap with cup under the uniform; yum).
- another homo banker
Who drove him to court? Wayne and Garth, with the licorice dispenser?
@3 Lobsterclops
Wonder if Nails knows if you bite off both ends you can use them as a straw?
–Doc Gooden
Tough as Nails, bitches!
Jefferies Analyst
Did I or did I not tell you guys LD is one of the greats?
-JC
“Where’s a real respected businessman in our society who’s suing me? We don’t see one, do we?”
Love the inherent meaning…
Break me off a piece of that.
-Ruth M
sHe is a sexy kind of hell.
Bess, you need to write LD’s biography, and call it, “Fucking Derelicts”
kiss my dick and suck my ass.
-BM
After seeing the agonizingly embarrasing “Nails Show” I am ready to let Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame.
~Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis
Lenny the lemming on tha loose
Bess, based on what appear to be your favorite men to write about, how about coming up with a musical starring Nails, Chaz Gasparino, and Stevie-boy, as long lost brothers?
Look at these clowns! Look at these fucking clowns! Clowns! Fucking! Fucking! Clowns! Flowns! Clucking! Clucking Flowns!
-LD
great tags.
-JC
“Where’s a real respected businessman in our society who’s suing me? We don’t see one, do we?”
Can’t exactly get sued by them if they were never willing to do business with you in the first place…
Dumb ass should have started a f***ing ponzi scheme
-A Stanford
Damn I could go for some Twizzlers right about now.
If your man is bankrupt and enjoys Skoal and Twizzlers at the same that’s a Dealbreaker, ladies!
I would let him feed me delicious fried chicken any day.
TT
Lenny: what do you think is the primary cause of your obvious cognative impairment — a)steriods, b) running head-first into the center field wall a few too many times or c) all of the above?
@28 all of the above. any other brain busters ya got for me?
-LD
My kind of guy.
~John Rocker
Guess my book idea wasn’t so novel.
@24. what he did was kind of ponzi scheme lite. like a person with no job or prospects who gets by forging credit card applications… not much different than some of these other douches, Dyke just had a liquidity problem and he was given the kiss of death by Cramer.
Fuck. lenny Dykstra. If you losers want to make some money buy AIG. I’m up over 100K since Friday in a massive short squeeze.
Not sure about “cognative” impairment but my chiro says you can get a crook-neck like that from shooting too much POV vid.
LD The Lycan!
-mrp
#33
Respect
I wish he would eat twizzlers in the nude with MW.
@32 hell yes!
-uncle jim
@34 for the win……
~Jenna Jameson
@23 are you saying i’m not a reputable business man!?! I’m gonna have to make your face beat up my hand!
J. Dimon
I am grounding and pounding my Brazilian secretary in her ass right now.
LD
#41 so am I. fu karen
JJC
seriously, his hands, and the twizzlers for that matter, look fucking huge.
Cramer has got to go, guy is an absolute clown. I become more convinced by the day that he knows nothing about the markets or how to pick a winner
LD is a complete retard, anyone who gives this guy the time of day deserves to lose their coin
“I DONT MAKE MONEY I PRINT IT, YA HEARD??”
The Mets should sign this clown. They could string him up like a pinata and let Dominican orphans take a whack at him on Cinco de Mayo.
@45 considering he’s taken enough whacks to the head already, I’m sure LD’s in.
look at these fucking clowns. I said look at these fucking clowns!
who you callin a clown, shit for brains?
-jamie d
Cramer: You gotta be super smart to count cards buddy.
Dykstra: Oh really?
Cramer: It’s not easy.
Dykstra: Okay well maybe we should tell that to rainman cause he practically bankrupted a casino and he was a re-tard.
Cramer: A what?
Dykstra: He was a re-tard.
Cramer: Retard.
@49 well done
49 ftw
49 wins.
@49 awesome. smirked for a minute straight.
49 wins, close the thread
I’m still laughing at #10.
Yea, #10 definitely went under the radar.
LD, YOU ARE MY BITCH DOG. I BROUGHT YOU TO YOUR KNEES. YOU WILL NEVER, NEVER be respected in New York or Philly again….except to maybe the meth delericts YOU consort with! You are a persona non grata at Citifield. In fact, I hear they’re removing your photo off the facade! Hell, O.J. Simpson’s more welcome there than you!
Lenny’s comments remind me of former Illinois Gov Rod Blagoavich and we all know what happened to him.
Bend over and spread ‘em, Lenny — you’re about to get screwed real good!
He is one of the greatest!!Nails never fails!!!The way he looks and treats people he should deserve a job as an dog walker picking up after his pets!!Which ever this high baller is trying to make money of anyone who comes across to him.He hires a lot of people to work for him with nothing in return but his horrible treatment.If he can stiff his own son and mother what the hell do you think he will do with the rest of the good friends?
Working as a dog walker you can earn more than this guy lately and have more dignity.
He had lost the best people in his life cause he was so greedy and driven by an unhealthy greed and selfishness.
The drugs and alcohol abuse will take him where hi belongs very soon if he is lucky.On the other hand he could possibly make some scam deal and end up in a prison.Lenny it’s good for you because they do have a bouncer a made and somebody to fuck you everyday.
So read your bible and pray that this ride will end up so simple and nice.
I just think that taking money from everyone is a great mistake.You got to pay back soon.The way you pay back might be very,very painful..
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