Larry Kudlow: “I’m against…nymphomania.”
Update: Perhaps Kuds is just trying to prove to sponsors he’s a family man, after Charles Schwab put it out there that it’s not down with CNBC smut?
According to multiple sources, Charles Schwab, a regular sponsor of the 5pmET Fast Money program (as well as others) pulled its sponsorship from the program after a preview segment made it seem like Schwab was associated with the sex documentary, “Porn: Business of Pleasure.” Melissa Lee, anchor of Fast Money, also hosts the “Porn” special.
Chuck Schwab Not Hot For CNBC Porn Doc [Mediaite via CWS]
Related: Melissa Lee Is The First Thing Bill Griffeth Thinks Of When He Thinks Of Porn
he meant when he’s sober. after 10 or 12 rails he’ll do practically anything.
that’s not what lenny dykstra told me.
bull shit, kudlow, bull shit.
bess, seriously, not getting enough this week?
I believe he also once said he was against doing massive amount of blow on the job and, well, you know.
-jimmy cayne
@4 yes, bess put the words in LK’s mouth.
lying pig!
-jimmy cayne
@4 I’m sure it was bess who forced LK to bring up nyphomania and french kissing, and the chick who wrote the buffett book to bring kama sutra into the conversation.
I want to hear more about Becky Quick’s fingernails!
he’s so full of shit.
-mark haines
he’s also against the consumption of coke.
How much porn will it take for the TD Ameritrade guy to not show his face again?
Maxine just introduced a bill to ban all CDS. Bess, go for it.
@11 and cock
I’m against tanning salons.
– Angelo M.
I’m against Twinkies.
-stevie
I’m against Boone’s
-Ken L.
Must be sweeps week.
I’m against chicks with dicks.
-ping jiang
blowing rails tends to make you want to fuck like no other so definitely not buying it either.
I know from experience that he’s lying.
-Tits Cabrera
I bet Buffett watched it in sweats and with a bowl of popcorn.
Kudz adores the Bishop of Rome, and the Papal Sceptre Personified.
I saw Jeff Zucker yesterday on CNBC live from Sun Valley. If he doesn’t look like a smutty little pornographer, then I’m not Ron Jeremy.
She looks exactly like London Keys, love it
CNBC is going to pay-per-view soon. Count on it.
I’m against balls on my forehead.
-ping jiang
I’m against singlets and commodes.
love,
John Thain
The original ad for Ally Bank had those girls doing something different with the pony. It polled well, but the ASPCA objected.
I’m against sopressat’
-chaz gaspo
CG here again, can I get my comment at 29 deleted? I don’t feel comfortable saying something so sacrelig, even in jest.
-cg/29
cg here again, seriously delete that fuckin comment now. I mean it.
-cg/29/30
March 3, 1994
Location: Bear Stearns, Corp. HQ
CAYNE: Let me ask you something, Larry. You having any personal problems at home? Girl trouble, love trouble of any kind?
LARRY: No sir.
CAYNE: What about drugs? You doing some of that crack cocaine? You on the pipe?
LARRY: No sir.
CAYNE: Are you seeing a psychiatrist? Because I got a flash for you young man, you’re non compos mentis! You got some bats in the belfry!
LARRY: What’re.. What’re you talking about?
CAYNE: Larry, I’ve read this report. It’s very troubling, very troubling indeed. It’s a sick mind at work here.
(Two burly guys who are clearly medical orderlies come into the room behind Larry.)
CAYNE: Okay, come on boys, come on in here. Larry, this is Herb and Dan… They’re gonna take you away to a nice place where you can get some help. They’re very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women. They completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese.
(Herb and Dan take hold of Larry’s arms. Larry gets panicky)
LARRY: Ah, see, Mister.. I didn’t write that report. That, that’s not mine.
(Herb and Dan begin to drag the struggling Larry across the office toward the door.)
CAYNE: Of course you didn’t Larry. Of course you didn’t write it.
LARRY: I didn’t do it! It..It just got done. I don’t know how it got done, but it did.
(As Herb and Dan haul Larry through the door, Larry makes his last stand, trying to get a hold on the doorframe with his feet. Eventually he is dragged out into the corridor and vanishes from view.)
CAYNE: Of course. Of course it got done. Things get done all the time, I understand. Don’t worry, your job’ll be waiting for you when you get back. Get better Larry!! Get betteeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!
@32 well done
-arry kudlow
21, and every other MCC tit fan… That bra’s stuffed. Seriously. If you saw her in the flesh, you would cry over a dream crushed.
And if CNBC rats trolling here post otherwise, well, you’re just filling your role as a Zucker Sucker…
@32 for comment of the year
melissa lee is hosting a party for my dick between her legs!
Melissa Lee is the future of CNBC Originals!!!
@35 it’s great, but what report is it referencing
@34 – i remember last yr when she was on the floor wearing a small tight shortsleeved shirt and ‘appearing nippy’. lol. i wonder if that quest for a sugar daddy was a success. feel sorry for that sucker who fell for that.
@38
Does it matter?
@38
I think he/she was referencing a Seinfeld episode (The Bottle Deposit?) where George gets dragged to an institution because of a report.
She’s missing an important acessory – The pearl necklace.
Melissa Lee would be perfect for those late night infomercials for rabbit vibrators.
Me so horny!!
Warren
@24, is she not more of a Soolin Kelter?
@24, is she not more of a Soolin Kelter?
I’d hit it
Melissa Lee = total babe!