As mentioned a few mins ago, Charlie Gasparino tells us that Lloyd Blankfein described the CNBC on-air editor as a “thug” recently. It apparently happened at some sort of cocktail type party, at which LB was presumably drinking, and let’s be honest: the Goldman CEO could’ve said a lot worse. Not because it’s necessarily true that the Dealbreaker mascot is a “thug,” or a “jabroni” or an “intard” (we were making assumptions there about the other stuff LB might’ve called CG) but because Blanks probably doesn’t like some of the stuff Chazza has written about him and his bank. And, getting real for two, let’s think about the stuff some of you have probably said or thought about CG. Maybe even mention it below. Right about now “thug” sounds like a compliment, doesn’t it? But the point is, Charlie feels unjustly maligned. “I’m a sweetheart of a guy!” he told us in response to the diss, chalking it up to Goldman, like everyone else, being “obsessed” with him.
So, what we’re thinking, is that this should be settled, street style. It could be in a ring, which you wouldn’t have to ask the almost-Golden Gloves participant twice to get into (we could get Lloyd to do it under the guise of charity, and in an attempt to ingratiate Goldman to the people). It could be a 50-yard sprint. It could be a Top Chef-like cook off. It could be a shoot-out, with actual guns. We’re not set anything, and you probably have some ideas of your own that are welcome at this time. The point is, this needs to happen (you know CNBC would air it, and Gasa could probably make some calls and have it shot live from Vegas, what with his contacts).
Photo Credit: Gasparino being declared the victor of his last battle.
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NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
(Allegedly) nice. Not.
re the tag: yes, yes a thousand times yes.
-L Dykes who loves to drag it up
@1 huh?
I’m for the shoot out, but can we rig it so CG’s got blanks?
I don’t like visiting a website with CG as their mascot. I’m going to go fuck my mother now.
How about a softball game where the bats are Meredith Whitney’s 13 inch veiny multicolored dildos.
@5 good riddance.
-cg
JO&C contest, 1st to bust, gets to do so on the other guy, who gets to C for the both of them
Spin the dreidel, bocce ball, and chin-ups. Best 2 of 3, winner takes all.
“Where the fuck do you get off talking about me to people behind my back goin over my head?”
“What people?”
“What people? What you think I was going to find out?”
“Get this through your head you jew motherfucker you only exist out here because of me, Thats the only reason, without me you personally every wise guy scum around will take a piece of your jew ass!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip2WYXbPuuw
chaz, don’t flatter yourself – lb doesn’t think about you any more than he thinks about the guy who picks up the garbage from his house in east hampton…nice effort in trying to make yourself seem relevant. carry on, nothing to see here.
Oh yeah, snap into a Blankfein!
getmesome!
CG
“The only thing we ask is that Lenny Dykstra be the emcee, wearing an Ashley Schaeffer wig”
has anyone ever told you you’re seriously twisted?
Where in Hamptons East does the BF live?
@14 what are you talking about?
@9 I like it, but I want it to be something that ensures CG will die in the end. factor that in.
@14 – Do you mean LB?
I think a sopressata-eating contest would be a fair test, but I don’t think either guy goes for that.
cover them in delicious cured meats and dump them in a vat of Mexican coke sharks. Rinse, repeat.
Vagitosis
@18 how would that be fair for LB?
Each one withdraws all his money in crisp 20′s, places it on a pallet, and the other one has to lift it with his bare hands. Winner takes all.
Hey guys ;)
Sword fight with own johnsons.
@4&9: Personally, I wouldn’t want to rig the contest so that the Man from Queens with the Permanent 5-O’clock Shadow has to die.
No, I want him to just keep being himself! I want to hear much, much more from him: about his welder dad, his experiences with violent neighbors when he was a kid in Queens, his friends who run gay bars somewhere in that boro, his exercise routines, etc.
That brings real perspectives to the market. Not just any schmoe from Queens can do what Charlie does, everyday, naturally….
Pfluger
Where in Hamptons East does LB live?
TGFDD
Wow – talk about a CG Fest! This is disgusting!
@20 Charlie doesn’t eat pigs’ dicks and Lloyd doesn’t eat pigs. Seems a fair test of wills.
Don’t you see, Feinsy, don’t you see? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
CG
@26 = dennis kneale
I find myself very fond of the tags that its getting a bit wierd…
@30 can you rewrite that sentence so it makes any sense? thanks.
This is all a bit strange to me. I come from a simpler place.
Chicken fight. Blankfein on Hammerin’ Hank’s shoulders, Charlie G. on Maxine Waters’.
They should fight each other.
Lloyd should challenge Charlie to a roshambo!
LB pitches. CG catches. GSM, brutha. GSM.
LB: What say we settle this on the runway… Guineapig?
CG: Are you challenging me to a walk-off… MOT Boy? …
yeah, charlie, we’re just SOOO obsessed with you. we’re probably going to pull a single white female on your ass, so watch out!
–LB
I think they should fight each other.
I can feel it in my plums..
Freak gas fighting accident.
@41 make it LOOK like an accident
Holy COW!
Is it true Maria had her rings sized UP two full sizes?
You’re fucking out, Chaz
“Photo Credit: Gasparino being declared the victor of his last battle.”
which one is the retarded brother, kenny or cg?
You know him, the Big Sleazy, Tommy Gufano. Guy is a freakin wop genius.
Here’s the contest:
Whoever can arrange a lunch date with Timmy G. first wins. Lloyd will most probably win that, so to even things out, the loser gets to have lunch with the winner, the winner paying of course, and Bess as the chaperone.
CG: You got some credentials there, pal?
LB: Yeah I got some credentials.
[revels black credit card]
LB: Business account, of course.
CG: What’s black? Is black better than gold?
LB: Uhh yeah, GOLD might get you Jonas Brothers tickets. BLACK will have all three of them sucking your dick.
Charlie, moments before the fight: I’m gonna have a fucking panic attack. I need four xanax and two Miller Lites.
Push up contest!
(All contestants must wear Grey champion hoodies and sweatpants to qualify.)
I got a hundy says LB won’t suit up!
@50 grey champion hoodies WITH THE SLEEVES CUT OFF. get it right.
We could probably cook something up based on something from one of those Saw movies
Jewish men sometimes cry.
Bess, what is an “intard”?
@54 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=intard
Let’s be honest. CG and the CNBC crew are bunch of fucking bugs in this world. Why doesn’t LB just hire someone to instigate a fight and just kick his ass?
They will settle this were Gaspadingding settles all of his disputes – Equinox steam room clothed only in hand towels.
Dr. Louis Ziccareli Esq CPA CFP
@41, very nice zoolanger reference. I salute you, sir/madam!
@50/51 – my vote is for vintage John Thain wrestling singlets
@46 Beautiful!
CG is a big sweaty man beast
@53 – Mark McGuire?
CG being a gentleman, his honor besmirched, he must demand satisfaction with pistoles at dawn.
CG would wipe the floor with Lloyd. CG would wipe the floor with all 63 of you mopes at the same time he wiped the floor with Lloyd. CG’s a floor mopper.
Lou Dobbs has been calling out Blankfein for years….”Come say it to my face!”
Now Gaspo has to get in line.
You call a bully, but you fold a thug.
@48
nice
eastbound and down is great
One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money. I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best fuckin’ time they’ve ever seen.
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