Ponz-boy has reportedly made it to Butner, safe and sound, though is said to be apparently in a bit of a mood, having spent the last half hour of the drive from Atlanta giving his handlers the silent treatment after finding out none of his guests will be able to visit wearing the uniforms he had specially made for them. A dozen bike shorts and tee's emblazoned with a "Deez Nuts" logo in the Madoff Securities font are now worthless, thanks to the no spandex, no offensive language rules of the house. He'll get over it once he finds out Ken Lewis is going to sneak in some Schnapps, but right now he's not happy.
Please note that according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons, B-boy is still in Atlanta, which either means the employee in charge of updating the system is at lunch or someone's made a run for it. Hopefully the latter, as we could use a good car chase.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:42PM
party boy!
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:43PM
on the bright side, SAC won't have to go to the trouble of buying new uniforms for the new hires arriving next week.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:44PM
poor baby
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:44PM
If you HAD to, who would you do:
Bernie or Dykstra
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:44PM
@4 Dykstra, no question
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:45PM
@4 Dykstra. I like my bitches dumb. REAL dumb.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:46PM
@4 I can't choose, they're both just so damn hot. Threesome.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:48PM
Hey, I get 10 mins of internet a day so just checking in with all you guys to let you know all is well, and I got here safe and sound. Please give my best to Ruthie and the boys.
-The Guy From North Carolina
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:48PM
http://www.bop.gov/iloc2/LocateInmate.jsp
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:48PM
Bernie@8 what are you doing with the other 9? Redtube?
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:49PM
@10 Redtube? what am I a fag? Xtube.
-Big B/8
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:53PM
I would chose Mr. Dykstra to make sex with.
Shafeef
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 14, 2009 12:54PM
how long before he and the rigas clan set up shop to swindle the other inmates?
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:55PM
I'm gonna get you out of there buddy!
-KLewis
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:58PM
Oh your body is a little more lumpy than I thought, but thats ok, Larry, I gunna make you remember this forever.
Stifler
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:59PM
Bernie: There was $250,000 lining the inside walls of the fishing boat.
Mark: What?
Bernie: Cash, Mark. What the hell did you think I meant when I said...
[strangles Mark]
Bernie: [yells] There is money... in... the fishing boat.
Prison guard: [Bernie quickly takes his hands off Mark] No Touching.
Bernie: No touching.
Prison guard: No touching.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:59PM
Release date: 11-14-2139
O.U.C.H!
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:00PM
2009 + 150 = 2159 right?
slap my ass and call me shirley if ponz boy didn't get 20 years of his sentence commuted already. He'll be out by Labor Day, you mark my words.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:02PM
Hey guys.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:04PM
@19 I get that you thought it would be uproarious to just post "hey guys," but really, it's fucking gay. Do better.
-berns m
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:05PM
@16 Nice. 'Caged Wisdom' FTW!
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:07PM
Travelite expandable nylon multi color Bernie Disco Shirt its got it all including 12 hidden pockets only $27. Act now during sandal season and it comes with a free PediWOW Power tool callous remover. No more dead skin on your feet.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:07PM
He said Butt-ner. Heh heh huhuhuh.
Yeah. Let's kick him in the nads!
- Beavis & Butthead
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:08PM
AT 19- That's your whole post " Hey Guys". Are you that bored? Either write a normal post or don't post at all.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:08PM
AT 19- That's your whole post " Hey Guys". Are you that bored? Either write a normal post or don't post at all.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:09PM
AT 19- That's your whole post " Hey Guys". Are you that bored? Either write a normal post or don't post at all.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:10PM
What's a worse offense? "Hey guys" or a double-post?
Hmmm, the mind wonders...
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:13PM
-AT 27- The page wasn't moving.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:13PM
@19 - When I was raping your mom last night she said that I could never fuck her as well as you did.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:14PM
-AT 27- The page wasn't moving.
25-26 Here
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:16PM
@4 What do you mean, "HAD to"?
- Spitz
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:16PM
@24-26/28/30
Congrats, You are The Dunce Of The Day! Well done!
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:16PM
@24-26+28 & 30,
Patience, dear, patience. Allow the internet tubes to do their magic!
Oh, and 27, yeah, he triple-posted. It's worse than "hey guys."
-TGFHouston
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:17PM
@28, 30, and 24-26:
I don't wanna hear about your posting inadequacies.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:17PM
Hey guys.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:17PM
Hey guys.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:22PM
If spandex is banned I guess they discourage latex too?
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:23PM
@19, 35 & 36
Hi.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:26PM
AT 35-36 Get a life.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:29PM
AT 32- STFU
24-26/28/30 HERE
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:33PM
Everyone is so friendly today. I like it.
Now suck my tits and cup my bird's nest, immigrants.
Big MW
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 1:58PM
Do they have air conditioning in the P-boy's new den?
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 2:00PM
Is B-boy circumcised?
Posted by EricM , Jul 14, 2009 3:19PM
Exactly, Cluzo @13. Bravo, sir.