• 14 Jul 2009 at 12:38 PM

Madoff Arrives In NC

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Picture 1706.pngPonz-boy has reportedly made it to Butner, safe and sound, though is said to be apparently in a bit of a mood, having spent the last half hour of the drive from Atlanta giving his handlers the silent treatment after finding out none of his guests will be able to visit wearing the uniforms he had specially made for them. A dozen bike shorts and tee’s emblazoned with a “Deez Nuts” logo in the Madoff Securities font are now worthless, thanks to the no spandex, no offensive language rules of the house. He’ll get over it once he finds out Ken Lewis is going to sneak in some Schnapps, but right now he’s not happy.
Please note that according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons, B-boy is still in Atlanta, which either means the employee in charge of updating the system is at lunch or someone’s made a run for it. Hopefully the latter, as we could use a good car chase.
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    1. 1
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:42 PM

      party boy!

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:43 PM

      on the bright side, SAC won’t have to go to the trouble of buying new uniforms for the new hires arriving next week.

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:44 PM

      poor baby

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:44 PM

      If you HAD to, who would you do:
      Bernie or Dykstra

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:44 PM

      @4 Dykstra, no question

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:45 PM

      @4 Dykstra. I like my bitches dumb. REAL dumb.

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:46 PM

      @4 I can’t choose, they’re both just so damn hot. Threesome.

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:48 PM

      Hey, I get 10 mins of internet a day so just checking in with all you guys to let you know all is well, and I got here safe and sound. Please give my best to Ruthie and the boys.
      -The Guy From North Carolina

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:48 PM

      http://www.bop.gov/iloc2/LocateInmate.jsp

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:48 PM

      Bernie@8 what are you doing with the other 9? Redtube?

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:49 PM

      @10 Redtube? what am I a fag? Xtube.
      -Big B/8

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:53 PM

      I would chose Mr. Dykstra to make sex with.
      Shafeef

    13. 13
      Posted by Investorcluzo | July 14, 2009 at 12:54 PM

      how long before he and the rigas clan set up shop to swindle the other inmates?

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:55 PM

      I’m gonna get you out of there buddy!
      -KLewis

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:58 PM

      Oh your body is a little more lumpy than I thought, but thats ok, Larry, I gunna make you remember this forever.
      Stifler

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:59 PM

      Bernie: There was $250,000 lining the inside walls of the fishing boat.
      Mark: What?
      Bernie: Cash, Mark. What the hell did you think I meant when I said…
      [strangles Mark]
      Bernie: [yells] There is money… in… the fishing boat.
      Prison guard: [Bernie quickly takes his hands off Mark] No Touching.
      Bernie: No touching.
      Prison guard: No touching.

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 12:59 PM

      Release date: 11-14-2139
      O.U.C.H!

    18. 18
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:00 PM

      2009 + 150 = 2159 right?
      slap my ass and call me shirley if ponz boy didn’t get 20 years of his sentence commuted already. He’ll be out by Labor Day, you mark my words.

    19. 19
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:02 PM

      Hey guys.

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:04 PM

      @19 I get that you thought it would be uproarious to just post “hey guys,” but really, it’s fucking gay. Do better.
      -berns m

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:05 PM

      @16 Nice. ‘Caged Wisdom’ FTW!

    22. 22
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:07 PM

      Travelite expandable nylon multi color Bernie Disco Shirt its got it all including 12 hidden pockets only $27. Act now during sandal season and it comes with a free PediWOW Power tool callous remover. No more dead skin on your feet.

    23. 23
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:07 PM

      He said Butt-ner. Heh heh huhuhuh.
      Yeah. Let’s kick him in the nads!
      - Beavis & Butthead

    24. 24
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:08 PM

      AT 19- That’s your whole post ” Hey Guys”. Are you that bored? Either write a normal post or don’t post at all.

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:08 PM

      AT 19- That’s your whole post ” Hey Guys”. Are you that bored? Either write a normal post or don’t post at all.

    26. 26
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:09 PM

      AT 19- That’s your whole post ” Hey Guys”. Are you that bored? Either write a normal post or don’t post at all.

    27. 27
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:10 PM

      What’s a worse offense? “Hey guys” or a double-post?
      Hmmm, the mind wonders…

    28. 28
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:13 PM

      -AT 27- The page wasn’t moving.

    29. 29
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:13 PM

      @19 – When I was raping your mom last night she said that I could never fuck her as well as you did.

    30. 30
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:14 PM

      -AT 27- The page wasn’t moving.
      25-26 Here

    31. 31
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:16 PM

      @4 What do you mean, “HAD to”?
      - Spitz

    32. 32
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:16 PM

      @24-26/28/30
      Congrats, You are The Dunce Of The Day! Well done!

    33. 33
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:16 PM

      @24-26+28 & 30,
      Patience, dear, patience. Allow the internet tubes to do their magic!
      Oh, and 27, yeah, he triple-posted. It’s worse than “hey guys.”
      -TGFHouston

    34. 34
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:17 PM

      @28, 30, and 24-26:
      I don’t wanna hear about your posting inadequacies.

    35. 35
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:17 PM

      Hey guys.

    36. 36
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:17 PM

      Hey guys.

    37. 37
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:22 PM

      If spandex is banned I guess they discourage latex too?

    38. 38
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:23 PM

      @19, 35 & 36
      Hi.

    39. 39
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:26 PM

      AT 35-36 Get a life.

    40. 40
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:29 PM

      AT 32- STFU
      24-26/28/30 HERE

    41. 41
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:33 PM

      Everyone is so friendly today. I like it.
      Now suck my tits and cup my bird’s nest, immigrants.
      Big MW

    42. 42
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 1:58 PM

      Do they have air conditioning in the P-boy’s new den?

    43. 43
      Posted by guest | July 14, 2009 at 2:00 PM

      Is B-boy circumcised?

    44. 44
      Posted by EricM | July 14, 2009 at 3:19 PM

      Exactly, Cluzo @13. Bravo, sir.

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