August looks set to be the month of Mad Max. The derivatives diva is a bit irritated that lobbyists are starting to win the battle against the proposed Consumer Financial Protection Agency by targeting politicians who rely on Rolling Stone to teach them about the evils at GS.
“We think they’ve hired three lobbyists for each one of us,” Rep. Maxine Waters said at the rally, adding that lobbyists were “running up and down these halls” persuading lawmakers who don’t work primarily on financial matters.
As a result, Maxie has vowed that she will be ramping up her speaking engagements around the country next month. She will be spreading the message that only through the CFPA will people rest easy knowing that the woman previously famous for threatening to nationalize the US petroleum industry has their back when it comes to preventing unsuitable investment proposals.
@1 – FTW
Greg – Decent post. Consider quitting on a high note
She wakes up early every morning
Just to do her hair now
Because she cares yeah
Her day oh wouldn’t be right
Without her make up
She’s never had a make up
She’s just like you and me
But she’s homeless, she’s homeless
As she stands there singing for money.
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In my sleep I see her begging
Preaching please
Although her body is not mine
I ask now why God why
She’s just like you and me
But she’s homeless, she’s homeless
As she stands there singing for money
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She’s just like you and me
As she stands there singing for money
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Greg, go away, we are DK bashing right now and having a blast. Save it for tomorrow.
Greg, you are on a roll, solid post indeed.
Let us know when she’s in town. Love to attend.
- Cambridge PD
Walk like a BLANUS!
@6, hilarious.
It just cannot be said enough – Maxine Waters is a total and complete moron.
@6 I’ll speak with your mama outside!
“Derivatives Diva” is good.
Thats one sexy muppet.
-k. The frog
Tell her to apply at Deutsche Bank.
Deutsche Bank is hiring, everyone I know that got fired in Banking works for Deutsche Bank now.
@13
… as contractors.
The pouty lips say “come on in yo,” The girthy mic says “but only if you’re a two-hander.”