• 23 Jul 2009 at 11:42 AM

Maxine Waters Has Found The Solution To Lying

By Greg Michaels

maxinewaters.jpgApparently the Consumer Financial Protection Agency is going to do a lot more than just define what products retail consumers will be duped by. According to Mad Max, it will also act as a national truth serum and prohibit people from lying. During a tour rehearsal yesterday, the leader of the David Obey fan club remarked that,”consumers fell prey to unscrupulous loan initiators who put them into subprime mortgages that they could not afford, such as adjustable rate mortgages, Alt-A loans, and liar loans.”
Having seen thousands of people give into the temptation to upgrade their income and assets when filling out loan documents, Maxie believes that the CFPA, acting in its capacity as sodium pentothal administrator, “would put an end to those practices”. Hopefully she will offer her priceless stamp of approval should the government decide to create the Consumer Personal Responsibility Agency.

Comments (8)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    I would rather have DB with fewer, all Bess posts than live in a world with posts like this

  2. 2
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 23, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    Why does Maxine look like a fugly, aged Lieutenant Uhora?
    Also, Greg, so close, yet so, so far away

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    Greg- Long time reader here. Still not sure what BLANUS means, but I’m pretty sure you are one.
    -D Obey

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my BLANUS

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    MW looks like she smells some BLANUS in that picture.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    I liked this post, surprised to see Greg wrote it

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    gerg and maxine deserve each other

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    1 step forward, 2 steps back…

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