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From Magic Johnson.
Please someone send us a clip of T. Geith nodding vigorously, while making a mental note to have his assistant find out if this means he’s gotta wrap it up when whipping it out in the presence of questionable fucks.

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Comments (33)

  1. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    Positive!

  2. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    What’s that? When fucking French prostitutes, wear a condom?

  3. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    become black?

  4. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    Open theaters in impoverished neighborhoods?

  5. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    Launch a line of basketball shoes?

  6. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    Drive the lane and take it to the hole? Seems more like a Barney Frank thing if you ask me.

  7. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    Open theaters in impoverished neighborhoods?

  8. Posted by merkin capital partners | July 24, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    Timmy, stay strong next time. Fire back with, “Why not freddie mercury?”

  9. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    Attend Michigan State on a basketball scholarship?

  10. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    Open theaters in impoverished neighborhoods?

  11. Posted by sourceclosetodiscussions | July 24, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    mad max hearts magic’s (long) johnson…oops, did she really write that on the sidewalk in front of his theater?

  12. Posted by NakedShort | July 24, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    Kiss Isiah Thomas before the game?

  13. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    Go after hookers like a fat kid after birthday cake?

  14. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    2/3/4/5/7/9/10/12/13 FTW.

  15. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    contract HIV?

  16. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    @14 This is starting to feel like Lake Wobegon.

  17. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    I would pay $2.99.minute to watch Maxine explain options strategies in a bikini.

  18. Posted by flaunt | July 24, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    Bleed on people?

  19. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    ELECTED “questionable fucks”…..let us all remember.

  20. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | July 24, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    @17
    throw in an overdub of Prof Gates saying “Yo Mamma” and I’d pay 59.99

  21. Posted by NakedShort | July 24, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    Hes 6’5″, with the afro 6’9. 4 Million dollars a year sure; but he’s worth every penny. Timmay, he defines grace under pressure

  22. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    Whoever’s working the photoshop unit over there has been doing a fantastic job these last few days.

  23. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    @22 you’re kidding right? I can teach a blind retarded kid on acid to finger paint better than that.

  24. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    ooh la la. Gov Ed Rendell of PA going down on Spitzer’s hooker. So sad.

  25. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    @23 blow me
    -the db photoshop guy

  26. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    Get all hot and sweaty handling his balls with 9 other men?

  27. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:31 PM

    23,
    They’re funny, cunt face. We’re not looking to print and frame them in the MoMA.

  28. Posted by FUNdamental | July 24, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    She wants him to get fat and host a horrendous talk show?
    As an aside, does magic really have HIV? I mean the guy is in more celebrity bball games than coolio and supposedly got HIV like 20 years ago, but has never looked plumper. I bought like 35 rookie cards under the 1) aquire useless cardboard pics 2) tragic death of greatest porn name ever 3) …..profit?
    I’m just sayin…

  29. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:42 PM

    maxine waters,
    please kill yourself.
    sincerely,
    the american people

  30. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    @28
    That’s why I invested in pogs. The sports card market is far too volatile.

  31. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    @27 The PC term is cleft palette

  32. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    Open Starbucks in impoverished neighborhoods?

  33. Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    @31 my bunny calls it her hare lip.

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