Well now. It seems a website called CNBC Sucks has published a list guesstimating the bra sizes of the network’s on-air talent. Obviously this sort of speculation is crass and immature and just barely above the standards we uphold at this site. And yet– we cannot help but notice that Melissa Francis has not only acknowledged the existence of CNBCSucks.com but confirmed its suspicion that she is a “full C cup.”
Will her colleagues be as forthcoming? For reference, here are the estimates put forth. If you see anything that looks in accurate, speak up at this time. It seems that one clearly pops out as being a bit off:
Becky Quick: 34B
Melissa Lee: 34C or 36B
Michelle Caruso Cabrera: 36D or 36DD
Amanda Drury: 34B or 34C
Maria Bartoromo: 36C or 36D
maria hasn’t seen 36 in 4 years.
@1 i’d say she’s 38.
tits cabrera’s gotta be 34dd
not sure about Maria’s bra size but she has an ass the size of a Winnebago
I have huge cans, why wasn’t I included in this little game?
-mark haines
now that melissa “i cannot tell a lie” francis has laid her cards on the table, how about she SHOWS US HER TITS!
Regan’s are going to get HUGE over the next 9 months.
-Mr. Regan
who wants to see my tits?!
-sue hererra
erin burnett: 34a?
No way M Lee is a C cup
dennis kneale 34B
Let’s play a better game: spits or swallows.
mel lee: swallows
erin burnett: spits, won’t even let you come in her mouth
maria: swallows
melissa francis: can’t decide
trish regan: swallows
tits cabrera: swallows
gasparino: “shoot it in my eye”
discuss.
Bring back the Uptit rule…
M. Francis: Blanus / No Blanus?
she’s a cougar, meow!
Amanda Drury, 34B? Are they hopped up on goof balls?! That is a full fuckin’ C cup all the way. No way B cups inspire their own little cult in DB.
MCC without the stuffing is 36B… You should see her without the inserts.
@16 no shit they’re not B’s.
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/07/is-this-to-be-considered-a-pea.php
@17 bull shit.
barney frank: do they make bros that big?
Melissa Francis used to be a man.
@20. MANZIER!!!!!!
@22 fuck off, it’s a bro.
-KC
i believe this calls for a slide. can someone please holla down to the graphics dept?
@23 It’s a MANZIER!!!!
will we have to settle this with feets of strength?!?
New poll – Dealbreaker wants to know which of the CNBC babes have the full brazilian downtown.
a,b,c,d erin’s still the future of nbc.
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Hi Bess. This is The Great CNBC Sucks. Thanks for the page views…you are giving me more than Carney and Weisenthal. I think you are referring to Melissa Lee in my “being a bit off”. If that is the case, I would have to agree I overestimated on that call.
Now that Missy Francis has fessed up, I may have to create a new bra size poll someday. (I say “someday” because I am lazy and very selective at committing to specific actions.) Don’t you have a photo?
yesyesyes Maxine’s minion quoting Rolling Stone.
i think mf is referring to the being creeped out option.
@26 – you spell as well bess.
It’s feats of strengths.
I like the Tweeter responses:
teews88: @MelissaCNBC What would it take to be able to slide my dick between those tits
noebie: @MelissaCNBC that seems an activity more suited to a night at a strip club than a discussion about news and politics
Augusta68: @MelissaCNBC Just voted, now if U are on today with Contessa this is something you should talk about.
@33 hahahha are those for real?
Once again, Jim Cramer gets left out. And no love for Larry Kudlow, either . . .
I’d say jim is a shriveled 5.25 inches. Larry a narrow 7
@34 – those are the clean ones! I didn’t want to be moderated, so I left some of the more graphic requests out (think references to moisture and a female’s reproductive system).
http://twitter.com/home#search?q=melissacnbc
(sorry, only works for those with a Twitter account).
my tits are huge from all the juicing, fyi.
-cg
@35 I would think that LK would be THE authority on female anchor tit size. You cant tell me that he doesnt beat off thinking about snorting the ol Colombian Marching Powder off of each and everyone one of those Ts.
Erin Burnett: 32A
I second @27′s motion. Full, half, 70′s Ruth Madoff, blanus, no blanus etc…
Gimmesome details
@37
Water birth?
42=Lehman quant
wait…this site has standards?
and it took 44 comments to get to the dbag who doesn’t get sarcasm.
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@46 ftw
No DK guestimate?
@45 you’re ahead of yourself by one.
not 44
@46 – I almost started crying and my face is all red. Almost had a hernia trying to stay quiet. Thank you.
This site is getting hilarious.
Drury is spelled with a ‘D’ not a ‘B’
mellisa lee aint a C cup
i bet her nipples are inverted to make up for those lips
how about K Finerman? I’ll say 36B
Mark Haines’ got the biggest tits of all.
He wears 40.3C bra.
Erin’s thin.She’s probably size 2.
@56 that’s not a bra size, tard.
What a dirty little minx, promoting a web poll on cup sizes… Just come out and show the baubles in tasteful black and whites…
@51 getting? it has been for quite some time.
if this babe doesnt stop talking while the guests are trying to answer questions, i will ignore her assets.
msnbc won’t get rid of a dinasour like Mark Haines because his liberalism out pases his bra size