• 08 Jul 2009 at 1:58 PM

Melissa Lee Is The First Thing Bill Griffeth Thinks Of When He Thinks Of Porn

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The Power Lunch gang was lamenting the fact that modern porn lacks compelling storylines, thanks to the internet and its log-on and jerk it smut (gone are the days of spank flicks that would start “Mark Haines walks on to the set of Squawk on the Street. His teleprompter is busted. All of a sudden, there’s a knock at the door. “Did someone call for a repairman,” Charlie Gasparino asks). In the interest of research, is Melissa Lee the first CNBC’er you think of when you think of porn?

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    Try and tell me I’m the only. Try and fail.
    –bill

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    She love him long time?
    -Bitchtern

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    I love you Bess. You know it

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=605_1247049633
    O’Reilly is fucking right – for once – may he leave our world quickly after this moment of clarity.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    i’d hit it, although hot asian ass is dime-a-dozen these days

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    Talk about opening up the floodgates… I’m going to return back to this in 20 minutes after I pound some boone’s. And my secretary.
    -Ken L.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    this thread is useless without pictures

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    who do you suggest I think of instead, mark haines? am i a fag?
    –bill g

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    SLOPECLOPS

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    I like Asian girls because they look like asian boys.
    -Micheal Jackson

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Pretty good slutty school-girl outfit on ML today, but tough competition here on DB today. http://dealbreaker.com/2009/07/business-schools-now-targeting.php

  12. 12
    Posted by NakedShort | July 8, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    Personally I dont trust people I can blindfold with dental floss, but thats just MHO.

  13. 13
    Posted by Becky Boot Fan | July 8, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    Did that CNBC/porn special air yet? And if so, anybody see it? Worth it, yes/no?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    I wish I was having sex with Becky Quick right now.
    Tyler Hansbrofus

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Bess, I actually think of you when I think of porn.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    Those slopes know how to tie a good knot.
    -David Carradine

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    @2 She was awesome in that movie.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    I think of sopressat’ when I think of porn. wait, is this thing on?
    -cg

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    yeah, so? she’s a hot piece of axn ass.
    -bill

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    I think of Charlie Gasparino when I think of porn.
    -CG

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    Do you have to ask? Twinkies. Duh.
    -stevie

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    21 here, by which I mean, I masturbate all the time, especially while on-air.
    -cg

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    I think of myself when I think of porn. I am the absolute porn star, after all.
    — Cliff Ass-ness

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    cg here again to say: all day, every day.

  25. 25
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 8, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    melissa lee is definitely gettin the bukakke treatement

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    including right now.
    –cg

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    I think of Catholics.
    The Man in the Red Hat

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    eh, used to be ML til she got fat in the face.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Cramer tagging Silda coz he feels bad for her, not being serviced and all.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    It would be Erin. Just because she wrinkles her nose in disgust whenever she says the word on air.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    It’s been almost three weeks since I’ve given up Asian porn for you Bess. Test me all you want, I won’t fail. I’m a changed dude. The old SPODE would be typing with one hand and multitasking with the other; meat, keyboard, and Wasabi as I tried to tune in Tokyo.
    Bess, I know your communicating with me through your articles and I’m getting all the messages loud and clear.
    Speak Bess I’m listening
    Plant your word down deep in me
    Speak Bess I’m listening
    Please show me the way
    SPODE

  32. 32
    Posted by merkin capital partners | July 8, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    Griffeth must have a thing for horizontal vaginas.

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    Amanda Drury’s fun-bags. duh.
    http://dealbreaker.com/2009/07/is-this-to-be-considered-a-pea.php

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Nobody thinks of Melissa Francis?

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    14 – I watched it, and was REALLY into it, for like, 5 minutes, then i lost interest. But, a couple hours later, i watched it on tivo and was REALLY into it again, then i fell asleep…

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    34 – you said it – spanktastic
    weren’t we lectured a few weeks ago about trollic behavior and rolling around in the gutter. Bess, you little minx.
    http://dealbreaker.com/2009/07/is-this-to-be-considered-a-pea.php

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    Yes, ML, you are the first one I think of when I think of porn.
    Well, you and EB and the new funbags.
    OK. you, EB and now a foxtrot LC is what I really think about — Liz most of all.
    Actually, I think of EB and LC with you watching, if you must know…
    Bill

  38. 38
    Posted by NegativeConvexity | July 8, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    Without a doubt – Rick ‘Thick Dick’ Santelli in rape porn..
    …violently invading the foreclosed homes of sexy deadbeat wives with his rifle-cock locked and loaded,…
    …ready, my fellow patriots, to exact a tea-bagging party on those fucking miserable slimebags who mistakenly thought they could flip houses; and now want a refi from us all….
    Take that supercock, biyatch-sluts..

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    Sky Lopez…next on Power Lunch!

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    Bess!

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    ML – very underrated.

  42. 42
    Posted by EvilBuzzard | July 8, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    7.5 out of 10. I’d give her a mushroom tattoo. Pretty decent, but no bags to put it between.

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    There is only one with a really good porn name…..
    Becky Quick
    lot’s of good movie titles in that one
    Becky is…
    Becky the…
    Becky sucks…
    Becky take two…
    Becky licks..

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    Sucky Fucky Two Bucky

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Becky Quick’s drunk sorority girl look is perfect for porn.

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    no, MCC.
    and she’s the only woman who dresses classy from head to toe.

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    48 – absolutely, MCC is Trannytastic!

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    I think of Crammer’s wrinkly ass…

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    @10 – Thanks dickhead. I shit myself I laughed so hard.

  50. 50
    Posted by Richard Whitney | July 8, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    I apologize in advance if you have heard this from me before, but hasn’t CNBS degenerated into the cable version of this web site?
    http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
    BTW, Amanda in a runaway. Thanks you CNBS Asia at night.

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    jesus, it’s CNB *C*. CNBC!!!

  52. 52
    Posted by trojan | July 8, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    The Fast Money crew stars in:
    A Clockwork Orgy.
    Coming to a YouPorn near you this August.
    (A CG Production)

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    35 – yes, but she’s busy with CB and PB. Little Mouth on the Prairie.

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    @47 — yup, she had the perfect messy fresh-fucked bed head this morning.

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 7:03 PM

    Erin Burnett does porn exclusively for her boyfriend.
    The title is ” For My Boyfriend’s Eyes Only”.

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    Melissa is a great financial TV host.

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 7:07 PM

    I want to see Cramer and Haines in porn movies.
    It would be buy one take.Anyone would like to order?

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    @57, yep he’s taking one for the team. Give me Drury and Francis in a blonde/blonde scene.

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 8:49 PM

    If Melissa Lee and Kitty Yung could exchange places for a day, that would be enough to convince me to stop watching FBN….

  60. 60
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 10:40 PM

    I have seen M Lee on the street with her boyfriend, she has no ass and when she turns her head she has no profile and she has bad teeth.

  61. 61
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 10:42 PM

    Susan Lei on Bloomberg is much hotter the Melissa Lee!!!

  62. 62
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    Her and Penelope….
    Hmmmmm

  63. 63
    Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | July 9, 2009 at 9:15 AM

    @ 62 — it’s that whole korean-frying-pan-face thing. And East Asian gals are generally all notoriously lacking in the “culo” department.
    Still I’d tap that like a keg of OB at a Cheju frat party…

  64. 64
    Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    I’m guessing next Erin Burnett enters carrying a strap-on?
    I definitely associate Erin with porn more than Melissa, but different strokes for different folks.

  65. 65
    Posted by guest | July 11, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    you people are such sick pathetic, miserable fucks

  66. 66
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    I know I do. I would love to make a movie with Melissa lee.. if ya know what I mean

  67. 67
    Posted by BossHawg | December 8, 2010 at 7:09 PM

    word son

  68. 68
    Posted by guest | July 27, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    are you kidding,she’s chubby pig faced little thing.

  69. 69
    Posted by victorkiriakus | August 24, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    Melissa Lee is a Goddess! With Brains!! And a good job!!!

  70. 70
    Posted by dylan | December 29, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    i used to screw m lee when we both were at harvard…she was ok back then, a little chubby at times but was good for a night stand (or two)…she seemed to enjoy it quite a bit

  71. 71
    Posted by Rep A Weiner | January 23, 2012 at 4:28 PM

    She has a penis

  72. 72
    Posted by MiddleOfficeLoser | January 25, 2012 at 4:07 PM

    Erin Burnett , even though she's not there any more, and Courtney Reagan. fapfapfap

  73. 73
    Posted by Mr Pussy Ripper | March 29, 2012 at 10:53 AM

    Yes!!! Everytime i see her on CNBC i wish i could just go deep and hurt that pussy!!

  74. 74
    Posted by DSL = ATM | April 5, 2012 at 7:10 PM

    ATM is all i have to say… those DSL's would be perfect

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