• 13 Jul 2009 at 3:24 PM

Meredith Whitney: No, wait. It’s gotta be your bull.

By Bess Levin

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Comments (27)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    girl, I’m at a loss for words here

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    Forget it, I quit, I can’t do this any more, man. My head’s about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don’t know what I’m doing, I don’t know where I’m going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I’m out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a goddamned bridge abutment!

  3. 3
    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | July 13, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    dude – did you see the size of obama’s surgeon general? she’s a chris rock routine…

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    this woman is a genius. phenomenal calls every time.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    fuckin ho.
    -vikula

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    @SBII no, but why don’t start a blog called I hate fatties, minorities, and females, and spare us having to hear the thoughts that come into the mind of a deranged piece of trailer trash.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    I have no problem with this.
    –l blankfein

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    how long before MW goes nuts on bess’s ass for posting this?

  9. 9
    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | July 13, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    Ok
    I could point out that Whitney’s thesis that GS will underwrite more muni debt than the US Bank of BAC and C is pretty much wishful thinking, but you probably thinks that’s some real insight.
    But it’s more fun to point out the three bills standing next to Obama, in this defining moment.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    Wait, he cant be serious with the surgeon general pick

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    How long before MW has nuts?

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    did blankfein have to fuck her for this?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    @11 you say that as though she doesn’t already?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    @12 is that all it takes? I’ll close my eyes and think of England for one of these.
    -vik

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    completely off topic but realmoney/thestreet.com continues to censor any current references to Nails on the site.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    @12 yes

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    tommy boy…

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    @15 i’m sure bess is on it. now, keep talking about me and my big brass balls.
    -mw

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    @17 wow, boy, you nailed it. anyway, yes, I am a huge fan. guilty as charged.
    -mw

  20. 20
    Posted by merkin capital partners | July 13, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    @6 i already have that blog but i welcome guest contributors. Holla at me SBII

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Can we get a picture of MW wearing a brown suit and mounting a Clydesdale?
    It will be a glorious reenactment of the Prince’s glamor shots from Prestige mag.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    MWLLC and “NYT” were selected by Goldman as distributors of their disinformation as damage control to the code heist. They plant the stories then turn on their market manipulation algos and voila, idolmaker, even if the calls come after the 150% price rise. Pity Dick Bove and “Rolling Stone.”

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    Bess, you need to have a talk with your tag writer. She’s mental.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    MCC on NBC said it bets “I”m not a sonspiracy theorist but two bears in the same day, maybe someone was whispering in their ear?”

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    @23 seriously? idiot.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the butcher’s word for it?

  27. 27
    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | July 13, 2009 at 6:37 PM

    The Obama business model is simple: gov’t run beast sets pricing, and then everyone else sucks it and gets squeezed.
    BAC and C will set underwriting pricing, in conjunction with policy directives. So GS might even be king fish (doubtful, for the Haliburton witch hunters have shifted gears), but the business itself will be a nightmare.
    How do we know that’s the model Obama has in mind? It’s his health care model.
    That’s the problem with all sell side analysts – they very rarely take data points into a broader context.

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