Meredith Whitney: No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Posted by Bess Levin, Jul 13, 2009, 3:24pm
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Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:27PM
girl, I'm at a loss for words here
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:27PM
Forget it, I quit, I can't do this any more, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a goddamned bridge abutment!
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Jul 13, 2009 3:28PM
dude - did you see the size of obama's surgeon general? she's a chris rock routine...
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:28PM
this woman is a genius. phenomenal calls every time.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:29PM
fuckin ho.
-vikula
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:30PM
@SBII no, but why don't start a blog called I hate fatties, minorities, and females, and spare us having to hear the thoughts that come into the mind of a deranged piece of trailer trash.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:31PM
I have no problem with this.
--l blankfein
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:33PM
how long before MW goes nuts on bess's ass for posting this?
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Jul 13, 2009 3:34PM
Ok
I could point out that Whitney's thesis that GS will underwrite more muni debt than the US Bank of BAC and C is pretty much wishful thinking, but you probably thinks that's some real insight.
But it's more fun to point out the three bills standing next to Obama, in this defining moment.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:34PM
Wait, he cant be serious with the surgeon general pick
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:34PM
How long before MW has nuts?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:35PM
did blankfein have to fuck her for this?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:36PM
@11 you say that as though she doesn't already?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:36PM
@12 is that all it takes? I'll close my eyes and think of England for one of these.
-vik
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:37PM
completely off topic but realmoney/thestreet.com continues to censor any current references to Nails on the site.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:37PM
@12 yes
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:38PM
tommy boy...
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:38PM
@15 i'm sure bess is on it. now, keep talking about me and my big brass balls.
-mw
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:40PM
@17 wow, boy, you nailed it. anyway, yes, I am a huge fan. guilty as charged.
-mw
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jul 13, 2009 3:49PM
@6 i already have that blog but i welcome guest contributors. Holla at me SBII
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:53PM
Can we get a picture of MW wearing a brown suit and mounting a Clydesdale?
It will be a glorious reenactment of the Prince's glamor shots from Prestige mag.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:55PM
MWLLC and "NYT" were selected by Goldman as distributors of their disinformation as damage control to the code heist. They plant the stories then turn on their market manipulation algos and voila, idolmaker, even if the calls come after the 150% price rise. Pity Dick Bove and "Rolling Stone."
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 4:48PM
Bess, you need to have a talk with your tag writer. She's mental.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 4:53PM
MCC on NBC said it bets "I"m not a sonspiracy theorist but two bears in the same day, maybe someone was whispering in their ear?"
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 4:56PM
@23 seriously? idiot.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 5:02PM
You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Jul 13, 2009 6:37PM
The Obama business model is simple: gov't run beast sets pricing, and then everyone else sucks it and gets squeezed.
BAC and C will set underwriting pricing, in conjunction with policy directives. So GS might even be king fish (doubtful, for the Haliburton witch hunters have shifted gears), but the business itself will be a nightmare.
How do we know that's the model Obama has in mind? It's his health care model.
That's the problem with all sell side analysts - they very rarely take data points into a broader context.