Ahead of Amanda Drury’s scheduled two week visit to Englewood Cliffs this August, Michelle Caruso-Cabrera has declared an all-out war, starting today. Who will emerge victorious? On the one hand Amanda and the Druries take no prisoners. On the other, as evidence in the first thirty seconds of the clip above, CC is tipping the camera guys to linger on her good side.
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I got 3 words for you: Asssssss to Asssss!!!!!
Larry Kudlow
sluttttttt
Wow – they made the video “unavailable”??? That is power, Bess!
who wants to see my tits?!?!
-sue h
Noticed that too…I’m hoping this sets off an out-and-out competition between the CNBC ladies.
Yo, Francis…whatchu workin’ with?
MCC is like all these CNBC babes, you get their pilot lit, they could suck start a leafblower. And she’s got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ten year old boy!
@nake- i don’t care how big her rack is, mcc is the most grating human being alive.
@4 or just just give them their own camera and put them in a several parts of the octobox
Those tits never get old
Now that’s a Bodacious set of ta-tas.
@7 you and this ‘vette were made for each other
@1 FTW!!
Does MCC moonlight as Lisa Ann?
@8 Mute button.
@12 Let’s face it. The ‘Vette… gets ‘em wet!
No hand bridge needed.
And no need for eye contact when you’re finished… much respect.
- MCS
@1 Imposter. I’m solely devoted to the poolboy gig. You really think all that goldilocks crap is about the economy?
-LK
As Pam Anderson famously stated, “They’re not glands; they’re props.”
Trish Regan needs to throw her lactating mammaries into the mix.
It does a body good.
can we do something about the irritating perma-smirk? those fun bags can only get you so far…so I’ve been told.
outstanding babypillows, but a voice made for silent movies…
It would be ironic if this thread ends at “40″.
Tit for Tit: Drury vs. Caruso-Cabrera in a hands-free tug of war
crooked chin
Well, if there ain’t no police chase to watch or Dolly Parton emceeing a tractor pull, our fellers ain’t agin watchin some female healthyness on the bidness channels.
~Hillbilly Banker
The Saucy Aussie versus the Mouth From Down South!!!
Though I’m not sure about how the total packages measure up, I’m going to have to take MCC in this match-up. In the battle between hand-bridge versus no hand bridge… have to pick the latter.
MCC has real melony cans, unlike Amanda who needs to rely on her La Perla push-ups. Plus you know MCC is an absolute hellcat in the sack.
MCC has real melony cans, unlike Amanda who needs to rely on her La Perla push-ups. Plus you know MCC is an absolute hellcat in the sack.
VIXen.
Get serious fellas!! That is pure coyote love — wake up next to MCC, without the make-up and you’ll see the ghost of Morticia. You’ll be looking for Gomez to come and cap yo’ ass — a mercy killing at that point.
The _____ say ______, but the _____ say [the opposite of second blank].
(Include innuendo or explicit sexual references)
-Witty DB Commenter
http://project000.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/07/michelle_carusocabrera_bikini.jpg
Gaspo had a meltdown. Macke had a meltdown. Cramer had a meltdown. Kneale had a meltdown. Kudlow is the China Syndrome. Haines went nuts from time to time. None of the sweet chippies at CNBC have had a meltdown. Even after the alleged “Mile High” scandal there was no meltdown on air.
Erin Andrews’ sad story has given her a billion dollars of publicity of late. One wonders to where and to what the battle of the business channel cleavage will lead? The eyes cannot trespass on TV.
@32 nobody is talking about waking up next to her…
@34 – that can’t be recent. Can it?
@32 I’ve always been strangely turned on by Morticia, so go find a better insult.
-U.Fester
@37 not only can it not be recent, it can’t be her. idiot. it’s some jap bitch from penn state or the like.
@33
The workday attire says “I’m almost all business”, but the size to small bikini & coors light can says “Your buddies are welcome to do more than just watch”.
Homage to NS
Looks like someone’s desperate for a new sugar daddy or someone’s eyeing Melissa Lee’s Fast Money job!!!!!!!!!!!!
@40. The coors light can actually says, “Twins”
First off, that bikini girl is NOT her!
Second, I would LOVE to wake up to her with no makeup on. I’m in need of a suga-mama!
Third, so happy Erin’s back.
Anyone else think erin’s star is fading? I’m thinking she’ll have a run at greater stardom on one of the NBC morning shows, then just gain a bunch of weight (Delta Burke-style)… maybe have a quazi-comeback with some Jenny Craig commercials.
Melissa Francis
NHB Capital Management, LLC
Headquarters: New York, NY
Senior Managing Director: Michelle Caruso-Cabrera
AUM: 38DD
@ 44 Suck it, tramp.
- EB
always chuckle when the drool over MCC starts…she stuffs. in public, without a camera, it ain’t real. But hey, CNBC has never been one for truth.
@47 Misrepresentation in the financial sector? Sounds like a job for the SEC. Maybe they can get this one right.
First, my thanks to all the posts her that had me incontinent with laughter. The ‘sue h’ comment was priceless.
Second, and I apologize in advance if you’ve heard this before, but doesn’t CNBS most closely resemble this site?
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
(BTW, I have nothing to do with this site; I only observe an uncanny resemblance.)
MCC is disgusting. plain and simple.
@50 I agree wholeheartedly!!
- sac trader
Attn: MCC
This coupon is good for one free ride on the Jabroni Pony.
-CG
I remember MCC’s first day, she had a zit on her face, they really dolled her up. Becky too- somehow they fixed her teeth- it once looked like she could eat corn on the cob through a tennis racket.
Amanda the Drury will cover CNBC’s Meltdown Men’s vacation so we can have breast implants.Something cleavage can do some magic.
What’s my bra size again?
Mark Haines
Mark Haines bra size is 41.3D
I need a 3D bro.
Erin B.
e = mc^2′s bra size
@ 14. Eva Angelina.
There’s no way Amanda cen even come close to measuring up to those monsters that Michelle is packing. 38DD is an underestimate.
MCC has a black belt in titties. Nuff said.
MCC = 44 Mag.
Amanda Drury = .22
Aye carrmaba @ los gazangas
Eew. Any nice physical features are outweighed by the sheer YUCK that is her voice and gratingly aggressive manner. She does nothing for me.
In a (fortunately) brief moment of poor judgment last week, the CNBC producers permitted the banner to drop during a close-up of Sue-ey Herrera’s freckle- and mole-infested chest, triggering 3rd degree burns to the eyes . . .
Hey, I like her smirk just fine. I like her passion, but I can understand why some of you find her intimidating.
As to paying to cater to her “good side”…:) I don’t agree with her politics; but I just love her good side…both of them!
As to paying to cater to her “good side”…:) I don’t agree with her politics; but I just love her good side…both of them!
MCC has a fabulous pair of headlights.
MCC is a 10 @ 2 and a 2 @10. Tig bitties won’t make up for the butter face. What happened to her upper lip?
MCC is a 10 @ 2 and a 2 @10. Tig bitties won’t make up for the butter face. What happened to her upper lip?
MCC is a 10 @ 2 and a 2 @10. Tig bitties won’t make up for the butter face. What happened to her upper lip?
Love the competion but have to say it is for 2nd place. Trish Reagan could win in a turtleneck (& has-in a side by side shot).