It probably seemed exciting to those of you not intimately familiar in the ways of Jews from the Garden State but this thing really didn’t elicit much more than a NBD from us this morning. Money-laundering? Rabbis? Shady politicians? Welcome to my childhood. Now, our interest has been piqued, not so much because of the dead bodies but the notion that you could make an entire career out of peddling this shit:
The probe also involves the trafficking of body parts, according to a person familiar with the matter. One of the individuals who was arrested Thursday morning is an alleged organ dealer, this person said.
Its only a matter of time before the Jobs connection to the organ dealer is discovered.
Greg is officially worth more dead than alive. Where do we go from here?
The market always finds a way around regulation.
@1 yes! hadn’t even thought of that.
What’s better than roses on my piano?
Tulips on my organ!
@1 I have no idea what you’re talking about.
-mock turtleneck
Der terk er ergans.
Organ trafficking? Pssh. Call me when this gets interesting.
-cg
what do you think i’m doing when i’m “calling in” my scoops?
-cg
Parts? I buy the whole thing.
- Jeffrey Epstein.
Those damn syrian jews that hang out @ Pier Village in Long Branch with the pointy beaks and nasally voices, clowns they are
I’m penning the definitive book on this story.
-chaz g
Guys in my high school trafficked in body parts all the time. It was no big deal.
CG
This would never happen in Texas where people treat each other with honor, class and dignity.
Col. Jessup
@13 same here
Why is the Dow shooting up this morning? anyone know?
@anal_yst whoa there, no love for the J’s?
Organ trafficking is for pussies.
UT grad
i always wondered when i saw the jews on the subway with the beards and the hats and the long coats in the middle of the fucking summertime, why the long fucking coats? does God (excuse me; G-D) want you to be sweaty and smelly? Nope. Just a convenient place to hide the body parts they are selling. Strange folks, let me tell you.
let it be known that they were all DEMOCRATS
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/New-Jersey-Scandal-Arrests-Corruption.html
@16 its called addiction. Heroine is a hell of a drug.
@18 agreed.
The truly insane (i.e. Aggies) go straight for the hardcore: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/breaking/6543550.html
btw the unemployed db readers among us who can’t finance the blow anymore could always move the armpit of Texas and donate themselves to science
I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on a few fresh adrenal glands to chew on during the day.
Dr. Gonzo
Is this as bad as duct-taping the severed head back on to your parakeet, Tweety, and then selling Tweety to a blind kid?
Was the rabbi orchestrating the High Frequency Trading & Front Running of said organs?
Jew Nersey?
@17
I’m jewish, and I still very-much dislike those f*ckers and their matching ray bans and v-neck undershirts. Seriously, to go there and watch them is like watching primates
@ 19- I have to agree, jews are strange people with old fashion customs
Federal Prosecutor is the new killing it
@28, 19 here… i should revise my rant because i sound like an overt racist; not that there’s anything wrong with that. (but i’m not; i’m a covert racist)
I just don’t know the genus of the specific type of jew i’m talking about. Not all jews like the sensation of swampass.
@19 – I’m Jewish and I also hate those Jews (Hassids) who wear the long smelly coats in the summer. It is unnecessary and just an old custom that they haven’t gotten rid of. Just saying, don’t generalize that “Jews” are strange folk.
@31, you couldn’t wait negative 4 minutes?
-19
Can I get a larger pennis?
-Dennis K.
@ 31 , perhaps they small because the smuggle body parts under those coats.
Anyway, arent these the people that have to put a sheet between them when having intercourse (and stick the dong through a hole in the sheet?)
is it true that all jews wear a bag of jew-gold around their neck?
nj is starting to sound like mexico
I live in New Canaan. Can I get mesumadat up here?
told you so.
A. Hitler
@ 37, I live in Greenwich, so up yours.
Where can I rent a Thai boy dressed as Tickle Me Elmo for the evening?
Dennis Kneale
It’s the Sephardic Jews. Pure Evil. They don’t like other jews never mind non-J’s.
did greg replace ep, i hope not
@35. Yes. You don’t?
You folks are mixing up Sephardic and Hassidic Jews. Can someone who’s less busy than me today pen a hopefully short and witty primer. Fuc$ it, let me try. I’ll be brief.
Hassids: the smelly, hairy religious ones that wear the long coats and live in Williamsburgh and Boro Park.
Sephards: middle eastern, dark skinned, look like Israeil pimps (slick hair, great bodies, tight jeans, hairy chests on the men, a lot of jewelry, Porsche convertibles, Porsche sunglasses to match). Make big bucks in the garment district. Live in Flatbush in big houses on small lots, summer in Deal, NJ.
@44. No one is mixing up anyone w/ the sephardics. But why dont you let us know about the Oshkoshnazis while you are at it
Can I get a new nose?
-L. Kudlow
@20 Arrested: Assemblyman Daniel Van Pelt, a Republican.
Thanks for playing.
California should use this as a model for bipartisanship.
@45: I believe the Oshkoshnazis wear brown cordoroy overalls while parading through city parks with some sort of military equipment called a “Radio Flyer”.
I could be wrong though.
45 That’s easy: Oshkoshnazis (sp?) (basically most Jews) maintain a noticible presence in places like Greenwich and Nantucket (not just Scarsdale and Short Hills like the old days); buy BMW’s, Audi’s and Benz’s like mad (as opposed to their grandparents who would rather die than have a German built ride); work on Wall Street and in law firms (not just in the garment district and in retail). Basically, normal everyday people who come from immigrant stock but have now assimilated into the American mainstream. Unlike their Syrian and Hassidic bretheren.
Next question?
@47 you are a douche
Are they like the Illinois Nazis?
I really hate illinois Nazis
from http://www.smh.com.au
at least Madoff didn’t take kidney’s… cash yes, body parts, no.
“Although New Jersey is more famous for a history of Italian Mafia families, it was Jewish clergy who allegedly played a central role in the crime network.
Authorities raided several synagogues and among those arrested was the chief rabbi of Syrian Jews in the United States.
One rabbi, Levy Izhak Rosenbaum, was charged with conspiring to broker the sale of a human kidney for transplant.
Marra said Rosenbaum’s “business was to entice vulnerable people to give up a kidney for $US10,000 ($12,300), which he would turn around and sell for 160,000 dollars”.
He’d allegedly been peddling kidneys for a decade.”
@53 – Exactly. No way is Greg worth even close to $300k (net), but his kidneys are.
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