It's been almost a year since Nomura acquired Lehman's international operations, and while some fumbling and a lot "where does this go" among personnel on either side is to be expected, things remain quite awkward, with the children of Dick Fuld all but refusing to submit to their new employer's way of doing things.
Like start the day in verse.
Lehman bankers encountered a different work culture at Nomura. One team of Nomura traders, for instance, sang a company song at morning meetings.
And be followed around by a guy with a notepad who doesn't say much but constantly judges.
Nomura set up a transition team that fanned out around the globe to help with integration. Senior investment bankers from the Lehman side started to complain about their "shadows," bankers from the Nomura side who would accompany them to client meetings and report back to other executives, according to Lehman-side bankers. The Nomura spokeswoman says those bankers were helping with the integration.
And just accept that women are there to serve, okay? Why is this a cause for getting one's panties in a bunch?
Nomura kicked off a training session for new hires in April by separating the men and women. The women, including Harvard graduates hired by Lehman Brothers before it collapsed, were taught how to wear their hair, serve tea and choose their wardrobes according to the season, say executives who fielded a complaint about the session.Asked about the training sessions for new hires, a Nomura spokeswoman said that both sexes were taught business etiquette, and the men and women were trained separately for logistical reasons.
It's not like they're being asked to slut it up. In fact, the females are being expressly told: do not dress like a harlot, or you're out on your ass. This is a place of business. We can't have bitches running wild.
Some Nomura managers interpreted strictly the company's dress code for women...[Lehman women were instructed] to wear sleeves no shorter than midbicep and to avoid brightly colored clothing, according to several people who joined from Lehman. Several women were sent home from the trading floor for dressing "inappropriately," these people say."I was sent home for wearing a short-sleeve dress, even though I was wearing a jacket," says one woman who says she plans to leave as soon as she receives her final guaranteed bonus payment.
And good god, get rid of those garish streaks in your hair. What is this, Six Flags?
They told women joining from Lehman to remove highlights from their hair.
The rationale behind this one is yet to be revealed but let's just accept for now that it makes sense. The Bear guys didn't have a problem with it when JPM pulled a similar stunt.
Nomura's human-resources department changed some women's email addresses to their married names, from their maiden names, without asking which names they used professionally, according to the people who joined from Lehman.






Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:16AM
See thru skirts and thongs, everyone! (Women, that is)
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:18AM
why hire women at all?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:19AM
Dice-K is saying the same things about The Red Sox.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:19AM
Supposedly, the women were shown "Kinjite - Forbidden Subject" and reminded that the "little schoolgirl" outfit is the way to get a-head.
C. Bronson
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:20AM
Supposedly, the women were shown "Kinjite - Forbidden Subject" and reminded that the "little schoolgirl" outfit is the way to get a-head.
C. Bronson
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:20AM
Lehman bitches were always mad slutty. Props to Nomura for cleaning that shit up. Sleeping with a Lehman woman was like laying on the floor of a peep show video booth.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:21AM
@2, women are an integral element of any tasteful Japanese banking decor. Like flowers.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:22AM
Banker be nimble. Banker be quick...
Harvard Grads at Lehman suck on Nomura D*ck. OOOOH!
F. Fairlane
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:23AM
@8 that was pure poetry
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:24AM
She plans to leave as soon as she receives her final guaranteed bonus payment? Haha, really stading up for the principles she believes in.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:24AM
@8 ftw
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:25AM
i love my female bankers slutty, if i want to see an ugly guy i just look at my colleagues
PEB
Posted by BSD , Jul 29, 2009 10:25AM
@1 That's the dress code policy for SAC boys.
Posted by flaunt , Jul 29, 2009 10:26AM
Lehman women coming in wearing a mask...the mask of a whore.
Must eviscerate their slutty souls
-Jack the Ripper
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:27AM
@1 ftw
-andrew tong
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 29, 2009 10:28AM
It would be great if they also made female employees start wearing the Scream mask around the office. Then everyone could ask them "why the long face?"
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:28AM
I c lawsuit.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:28AM
@10 she ain't takin' nomura this shit
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jul 29, 2009 10:29AM
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
-CG
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:31AM
Listen, I dont want any P***y getting wet dresses for this cookout.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:32AM
@naked- I said to the lehman sisters, ladies, I love you, I think you're great but you dress like fuckin dickheads.
-nomura exec
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:34AM
@10 Yeah, I noticed that too.
Misogynists everywhere must be whooping it up. Go Nomura!
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:36AM
6 will be comment of the day.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:38AM
@18 A worthy contribution
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:39AM
Now I know you're not natural beauties, Lehman ladies, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking.
- Nomura HR
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:39AM
Nomura Etiquette Class Question:
Why don't women wear watches?
Because there's a clock on the stove.
-CG
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:41AM
@6 tell us more
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:44AM
You have a degree
Harvard is the origin
But you have a twat
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:50AM
@21, stop stealing my lines...
-K. Powers #55
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 10:52AM
@28 - Congratulations for creating what is possibly the worst haiku ever invented in the entire history of haiku. It is tasteless, it is awkward, and it reflects badly on the size of your father's penis.
Are you by any chance a Vogon?
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jul 29, 2009 10:57AM
Lehman ladies obviously took Stephanie Trunk's business advice to heart. It's a pity Nomura is so last millennium.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:00AM
@30 - I thought it was quite good, actually.
-Grunthos the Flatulent
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:00AM
Lawyers everywhere race to lead the class action...
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:01AM
@28 is brilliant!
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:03AM
I find Erin Callan nailable
Posted by flaunt , Jul 29, 2009 11:06AM
@30 STFU
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:06AM
Whilst I don't agree entirely with #30, I do agree that #28 might be in the running for worst haiku ever. Ever.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:11AM
@31 I believe you mean Penelope Trunk? And doing yoga on the bathroom floor has helped many people's careers.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:11AM
@31 PENELOPE. jesus.
-keith hahn
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:17AM
@30.....Take a breath then step back a bit and review @28's "joke" from a distance.
The "set up" for the joke is deftly delivered by Ms. Levin's report on the alleged uncomfortableness experienced by well qualified female new-hire employees of Nomura. @28, sensing the "open field run of humor" that suddenly appeared after momentarily checking off the obvious "joke" catalysts in this instance (Japanese culture, female, employment, change, cultural differences, etc.), dug deep into his/her reservoir of humor and chose to use a literary vehicle--Japanese "haiku"-- to mix into his/her palette of joke potential. Then, with deft poetic strokes, he/she painted a literary image complete with mixed cultural leanings accented the spice of artistic western vulgarity layered into an explosion of cross-cultural, absurdistic cognizance, ie "a joke". Such "pleine air" wit is usually reserved for academics in the humor field and I think we are all happy to have it shared with us.
Sincerely,
~The Joke Briefer
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jul 29, 2009 11:17AM
@31 - Sorry, Penelope. Best business advice I ever read.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:18AM
28 you suck and you sound like someone that never gets any pussy
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:20AM
Bravo Joke Briefer Bravo!
-JB Fan
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:20AM
"This is a place of business. We can't have bitches running wild."
I beg to differ.
-SC
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:28AM
How about a verse from the 'company song' the traders sang at morning meetings?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:30AM
Sorry, JB, I'm generally a big fan but you whiffed this one.
@28 isn't funny, smart, or clever under any circumstances.
But bravo for your attempted defense.
Posted by flaunt , Jul 29, 2009 11:31AM
@42 Did you mean to address 30? If not, eat shit and die.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:32AM
@30.....I don't think @28 is a Vogon. Usually, people who eat meat have sense of humor like that. I don't think @28 would give up meat and thus become unfunny but I bet he/she likes edamame and other vegetables a lot.
~AIG Quant
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:39AM
I'd hit it.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:40AM
All @28 did was make a clever joke which, from my perspective, was more of a searing indictment of the way women are perceived by some employers. For that alone, @28 deserves a bow. Some won't break through the glass ceiling with knee-jerk reactions.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:41AM
Hi ladies, please read this while replacing the word "hostess" with "equity sales" and be prepared to discuss in class tomorrow. You will then be "ranked in order of popularity with clients" and if you are lucky there will be a little something extra in it for you at the end of the night.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/28/business/global/28hostess.html
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:57AM
I can't believe those Nomura execs didn't check whether the Harvard grads attended charm school when they were kids. It's offensive to assume that a Harvard grad needs that training now.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 11:59AM
This sounds an awful lot like the movie Gung Ho.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 12:18PM
Well, well the world is finally seeing how Asians treat women...
Wait till you see how Indians and Hasidics do worse, from wigs to honor burnings
They still get a pass b/c of nice Hondas, IT outsourcing, and diamonds...ah the hypocrisy
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 12:41PM
and 20k x-LEH people following Dickie & Joey; +FBI; +SEC; + Goldman Sachs in back of them...Payback is a bitch...
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 12:53PM
Sorry @46, I disagree. JB's analysis was 'effin brilliant.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 12:57PM
So go somewhere else if the Nomura culture (which I'm not defending btw) doesn't work for you.
Welcome to the shit-world of dress codes and corporate control that 99% of the US work force lives in. Can't wear the sleeve length that you prefer? Welcome to McDonalds, you won't even have to worry about it. Just put on this shirt and hat.
If you are such a valuable "Harvard graduate" it shouldn't be a problem to find another job - and you leaving would be Nomura's loss...no?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:09PM
@57 - you're kidding, right? Please? Getting bitter about dress codes?
Please get a hobby.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:15PM
whatever they should be happy, sure Nomura is taking away their slutty clothes but at least they let them keep the letter "L"
otherwise, Erin Carran would have to comprain about rosing her srutty crothes
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:26PM
Knee jerk? Gung Ho? Definitely getting a different slant on things
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:44PM
Here's 50 bucks. Take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 1:55PM
@60 rimshot
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:07PM
"We can't have bitches running wild."
Unless His Most Wise Illustrious Leader deems it so.
Also, make sure these women utilize proper "absolute territory" (look it up). It pleases His Most Wise Illustrious Leader, as well as his Loyal Minions.
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Also, @30 - @28 created a work of Art there. The discordance matches the Nomura sensibility perfectly. It's like "Bizarro-Haiku" (tm, bitches!) - Haiku often reflects the beauty of nature; this reflects the Ugly of Nomura's worldview. High Art, 28. Kudos.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 2:09PM
And Nomura just hired a bunch of uptight negotiators from the former Lehman documentation unit. Good luck to all!
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:02PM
@59: Easy solution...
New dress code = Carry parasols, little fans and wear kimonos. Prob solved.
Oh, also, sit on floor at the little conference table during meetings....
Why would anyone be insulted?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:19PM
Any Lehman who is lucky enough to get a job at Nomura should shape and do their best. Were taking about the same staff of over-paid Wall Streeters that ran one large Inv Bank into the ground. So when you take a job at Nomura understand the rules are a little different. They may want to monitor things a little differently. They don't want you to blow up their balance sheet like you did at the last place and they want you to convert to the culture of a successel operation.
Who knows, maybe they actually whip some of the Lehman losers into shape.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 3:40PM
Ugh, I'm appalled at Nomura. Don't they know who they're dealing with? They went to Harvard for Christ's sake!
Posted by InfiniteGuest , Jul 29, 2009 3:42PM
@66 go kill yourself.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2009 8:46PM
Well at least they have a job. That's more than many former people in finance can say. I say suck it up, learn as much as you can, and jump ship if you hate it so much when the market rebounds.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 5:26AM
Some stunning photos of the elite Harvard alumna Japanese tea-serving team:
http://saltocean.blogspot.com/2009/07/wsj-nomura-stumbles-in-new-global-push.html (SFW~!)