The ass-bleeding stops and every wants a piece of his shit.
To: DealBreaker
From: [redacted at Citadel]
Subject: not cool
Also there’s no Chris Theoharis at Citadel. Dude’s not listed in our directory. They should check IDs at that fucking FMF party.
Earlier: Real Goldman Sachs Employees Demand Accountability At Fashion Meets Finance
bridge and tunnel
who the fuck would lie and say they work at citadel?
-sc
“They should check IDs at that fucking FMF party.”
fag
what a GAF-fe!
BlackPoint
I’d hit it.
-jennifer
like ken griffin would ever hire someone so b&t
-sergey aleynikov
@2 was thinking the same thing.
-investor still bitter about losing all my money fucker griffin
oh boy…
This guy obviously into dudes, not really his type of party…
Any Brazilian kidnappers read DB?
is redacted at citadel kenny boy?
The raised cup says “come hither young lass.” The shaved chest and guyliner say “dude, come diddle my ass.”
kg dont you have anything better to do than email DB?
is that a black solo cup? I have never seen that…
Seinfeld mullet!!!!
What the fuck is up with the vest? Is this guy gonna do a card trick?
obrigado
even i woudln’t hit it.
-jenny
I thought Will Turner ended up with Elizabeth at the end of the last Pirates of the Caribbean?
That picture is making my 3rd leg a little stiff.
Dennis “I look really good in teal” Kneale
Guy looks like a fag!
what’s up with the vest, that guy is a Fag
Wasn’t that guy in birdcage?
If you look closely you can see “Property of KG” on his dog tag.
http://www.fashionmeetsfinance.com/photo_gallery.html
photos from previous “fashion meets finance parties.” so cool.
Dude can’t rock the open collar neck hardware like I rock it. Pussy.
-CG
didn’t I see this guy on “full house”…the eighties are calling, john stamos wants his vest back.
Mr Slave? Where have you been?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/Max_Oshman_Jeremy_Abelson.jpg&imgrefurl=http://guestofaguest.com/galleries/album553/27660/&usg=__yrVzoLqKpyoqtEOsre5RMx_auHo=&h=640&w=480&sz=275&hl=en&start=17&um=1&tbnid=KC3QeTyPwBAFyM:&tbnh=137&tbnw=103&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522fashion%2Bmeets%2Bfinance%2522%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1
oh my! from previous event
Valet parking attendant at 2 Mile Hollow Beach.
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd174/delts636/Humor/McLovin.jpg
He did work at Citadel, but not sure for how long. He is just a HF ops guy.
@31 even worse
LOVE ME PLEASE!
http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/27676.jpg
You are not wearing my vest tonight, asswipe. Now get back our there to some casting calls and get us some work. Don’t think for a second you can’t be replaced by any of our 5 other brothers. Your brother, Joey Lawrence
the guy’s facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/theoharis1
@15 absolutely hilarious
omg, these links … priceless!
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/chris-theoharis/1/665/5b4
He was never a trader for GSC and impressive how he worked there and Citadel at the same time
This fairy reminds me of Rob Shneider
http://www.buzzfoto.com/wp-content/gallery/090518ptr_robschneider_buzzfoto/090518ptr_robschneider_003.jpg
Dude’s collar needs a hand bridge.
shaved chests are baller.
where the fuck is ICE when you need them?
Do we even have a fence down there!!
This is where this Chris guy really works………. technology is awesome:
apparently just a middle FA guy.
http://www.mhtx.com/ourpeople/chris-theoharis.htm
#43…look at the picture on the website…wrong person
43 here…. take that back, just an accountant, let’s send this to his employer.
@43 and this is excellent press for them. i give this clown like 2 weeks at his job.
I dated this loser, ladies he’s hung like a gummy bear :(
@47 Greg is that you?
Man what a tranewreck this is turning into. But it is oh so fun to watch. Great find Bess, just absolutely awesome.
Look at all you haters! I know the guy and he is legit. Also gets more girls than you rich boys could pay for.
Bess – this topic is gold. You could fill up a week with this stuff.
I would have thought that the FnF folks would have nuked the signup thing by now, but they even allowed the guy passed out on the bull to sign up. I think their IT guy quit.
@ 45, that’s his father, dumbass
@44, where’s the picture? I don’t see it on their page. Seems like the same guy.
Also, look at his facebook profile photo, what a clown hahaha:
http://www.facebook.com/theoharis1
I thought he was the guy riding the bull
Male, 31, Single
Interested In: Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since: Mar 2004
Location: New York, NY
Hometown: Douglaston
Company: GSC Group
Last Login: 3 weeks
Chris’s URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/7392812
@43 – epic fail.
@38 – how the hell can he claim to be “head of ops at gsc group” if he was a freshman cornell? he’s an epic fraud, well on his way to becoming a mini madoff…
@ 47 and 50 How does he get girls with a small pecker
He was an ops guy at GSC. He was the only ops guy there so I guess he could be considered the “head” of ops…really a junior/mid level person there
Next you’re going to tell me that Hugh G Rection doesn’t work at Goldman either
hmm, appears fmf parties very well attended by busted chicks
Looks like the picture matches the name, but there sure is a lot of doubt about his credentials.
http://guestofaguest.com/directory/chris-theoharis/22993/
@anyone who thinks he was head of Opps at GS…..
how the hell was he head of anything there if nobody at GS knows who this joker is????
Went to college with this guy. He used to neck chop people to death. Watched him fight 5 football players, he choked out 3 of them and the other 2 ran away.
Heard he also pisses galvanized nails but I can’t confirm that.
@15 and @59 great comments
@62 GSC not GS, they are an asset manager (CDO’s, distressed debt, etc….)
@50… is that you Chris?
what next, let me guess MD at KKR starting tomorrow?
This Douchebag is always lying about everything, I heard him in the Hamptons feeding some BS to a girl right before he made his move on her, she shot him down faster than you can say unemployed posser. Oh wait….opps I hope his GF Jenniphure doesn’t know about all the fat girls he is sleeping with…..Don’t worry Chris she prob doesn’t read DB….or des she?
Women here is his email if you want a piece of this hot stud :christheoharis@gmail.com
thank you all for making my friday…
I know this guy- he is Mario Lopez’s stunt double in that flick where Mario fucks a dude in the ass.
I think it was called “Moon over Mario.”
PS you people comment on gossip finance blogs. losers.
PS you people read and comment on gossip finance blogs. losers.
Those breasts never get old.
PS you must be Chris…
@70…. Chris is that you?
I heard you turned down an offer with KKR for an executive position at Google? Nice job bud, your resume must be amazing.
@70 please get some original material. until such time, get back to the yahoo finance board…
ps. double posting = fail
Nice Han Solo vest
ps your name is investorcluzo.
Face plant. Unemployed.
http://the405club.ning.com/profile/ChrisTheoharis
I hope this makes it into the wall street journal on monday
70,
You look like you should be blowing up penis-balloons for bachelorette parties at Lucky Cheng’s. DB will make you famous, if you’d like to continue.
uh oh, he has already taken down his facebook page! damn
405 club profile info:
Are you currently employed?:
Working out, Playing Piano, Rock climbing, break dancing, being social
Highest education completed:
4 Year College, Professional Degree
Former/Current job category:
Finance
Dream job category:
Finance
Tell us about your dream job:
Getting paid like I used to get paid in this crappy economy. I could care less what it is. haha
what an @ss clown
You all got it wrong. he waas attending FmF to MEET a guy in finance
Ladies here’s his number! (212) 583-4447
http://www.dtcc.com/downloads/legal/imp_notices/2006/derivserv/ds466.pdf
Friendster profile is still up, somebody needs to grab those 17 douchalicious photos before they’re gone.
I’ve got the profile copied but not the pics.
@85 that was his old work number when he worked at GSC…he no longer works there
What a fucking douche. I can’t decide whether I hate him more than Cliffy… now that’s some stiff competition.
@77 ps your name is “guest” and based on your comment I will attribute all @sshat comments to you. oh wait, that’s the yahoo finance board calling, they want their favorite poster back…now shoo
Nice decent guy!!!
And he did work there at one point.
Seriously people, this is not cool.
GO DO SOME WORK!!!!
@90 fuck you
this is amazing…I am working on puttign up some good photos of his whipping post of a GF Jenniphure… I kind of feel bad for that girl she doesnt even know she is dating a homo!
Well he is getting what he clearly dressed for- to get totally fucked up the ass…
Nice work DB. real team effort
DG go back to work
Greggies,
I have just finished making up your bunk bed for you and Chrissy TheoPatrickHaris for the sleepover tonight. Both of you sweetiepies have had a rough week.
Superman sheets top bunk, My Little Pony sheets bottom bunk – just like you two little angels had last weekend.
kisses,
Greg’s Mom
p.s. i’ve already put all your Power Rangers toys in the tub for you and Chris’s “battle in bathtub”. Oh, how adorable!
DG go back to work
DG go back to work
@cluzo – thanks for the smile.
Off Topic Alert: Matt Nesto should call Dan Marino ASAP!
@90 “And he did work there at one point.”
does he work there now, fuckbag?
-ken g
@91 – Jerk do you touch your mother with the fingers you’re typing with??? LOSER!
@101 I touch your mother with these golden fingers – pussy
Too funny. I appreciate all the praise, but perhaps you should stick to investing than due diligence.
I think my favorites are those who pretend to know me and fabricate stories about my work experience and social life. Nothing better to do on a Friday, huh?
Dig away,
Chris
haayyy guuuyssss ;)
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/21/82/7392812/24321306532411l.jpg
Too funny. I appreciate all the praise, but perhaps you should stick to investing than due diligence.
I think my favorites are those who pretend to know me and fabricate stories about my work experience and social life. Nothing better to do on a Friday, huh kids?
Dig away,
Chris
Fuck me. Thanks to the Jenniphure guy I found “trio theo”s myspace page. Same douchy profile as all the other profiles.
http://www.myspace.com/triotheo
Seriosly, myspace? WTF.
Let this serve as a response to anyone who ever questions why some of us choose to remain (mostly) anonymous assholes, as opposed to this very public asshole.
ps your name is investorcluzo
@104
one lot at the lake?
“About me:
Music is key. It will make or break any situation. Unless there is tons of Grey Goose, of course. I love to work out, read, draw/animate.”
I posted this so I can come back to it if i’m ever feeling down.
Chris, this is the college kid who exposed your fraudulent ass.
Guess what, tracked your past down pretty good Chris…. you were in Alpha Delt (rush class 1998)at Cornell. Your frat was voted the sketchiest frat on campus by 70% of the class, with a high “date rape reputation” and high rate of “Come-On” liners:
First link is to the rush class, second is to the voting:
http://74.125.113.132/search?q=cache:7e9P1kOZ_kwJ:www.adphicornell.org/adphicor/files/235-Summer-1998.pdf+“Chris+Theoharis”+Cornell&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
http://www.webspawner.com/users/cugreek/
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance.
(rap:) just get on the floor and do the new kids dance.
Dont worry bout nothing cause it wont take long.
(rap:) were gonna put you in a trance with a funky song, cause you gotta be
Hangin tough, hangin tough, hangin tough.
(rap:) were rough.
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/21/82/7392812/2925904951382l.jpg
Cornell? My incarcerated business partners retarded gay niece went to Cornell.
I have no words, I’m in tears.
Possibly the douchiest pic to turn up yet.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=113336791&albumID=1307960&imageID=13887275
FTW!, this is awesome, keep the links coming.
Hey Chris @105,
Be a gentleman, call Jenniphure and tell her she needs to take her myspace profile private before she suffers the same ridicule you’re going through.
Jesus.
“Exposed?”
Please.
I worked at Citadel. Not anymore. FMF doesn’t give an option for ‘unemployed’, so I put my last job.
And congrats, you’re awesome with google.
Unfortunately for you, I find this hilarious.
-Chris
I’m sitting here is stunned silence marveling at how much of an asshole cocksucker this guy is. Ridicule isn’t enough.
- Jenn
@C-Money/117
So do we.
best,
employed people
Chris,
We’d like to award you the 2009 Aleksey Vayner “Impossible is Nothing” trophy. How do we get in touch?
–The Vayner Foundation
Bess, You have discovered the trick to taking 1/2 day Friday’s. This is the only post i need.
@114
Halloween pic.
Apparently, he’s a five-star food critic too.
http://www.merchantcircle.com/business/Mount.Kisco.Coach.Diner.914-666-5676/review/read?cid=189606
@114
Halloween pic.
@114
Halloween pic.
Due diligence, remember?
I was wrong @114
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=113336791&albumID=1307960&imageID=13887505
-114
@81 check out chris trio on facebook. It must be his single identical twin brother. Same profile sans relationship
@Chris…. college kid here again, say what you want but we all know you’re a fraud.
how about this, if you’re not a fraud, why don’t you send DB an UPDATED resume to post here and then we’ll stop if all your stories, employment, etc. add up.
heads up, if you do not comply with this request we will still consider you a fraud.
Chris,
I second the 2009 Aleksey Vayner “Impossible is Nothing” trophy.
I haven’t had this much fun since chipmunk cheeks showed up yesterday.
You really are a winner.
@114 killed it. Wonder if he wears that shirt when picking up the unemployment check.
111, good thing you don’t work with numbers. We’re actually in a 2-way tie for 8th, which is pretty disappointing considering all the roofies we blew through.
@117 – Sure you can sign up as Unemployed. Try it. Unless of course you’re looking for some strange on the sly :)
Wow, this guy is gonna kill himself.
I second @128′s request.
So Chris, where you a Trader at GSC?
@135… sort of, technically I was a part-time janitor, but at the end of the day I traded my broom and dustpan for a minimum wage pay-check.
is that an appletini in that glass?
Well, i think this has been exhausted. I hope Bess posts another FmF guy on Monday. This was fun!
Chris, I can tell you categorically that that this is “not fun” and you’re not “enjoying” this.
JO&C time for you.
Does anyone think this is out of hand? This dude wants to go to a party and get laid. I have no problem with that. Posting address and phone number? Come on, people.
The douche who should be ripped is the pompous-ass Citadel dude who sent the e-mail to Bess.
I don’t understand why the Sooper Dooper Slooths here aren’t trying to figure out who the dude was passed out on the Bull. At least THAT dude deserves some shit!
#111
do you understand the work that is involved to achieve 70% of the vote?????????????????????????
also, btw, us brothers in arms at the literary society don’t condone your muckraking, while the shot of Theo is not the most flattering, unfortunately there is far greater douche-baggery being perpetrated in this fair city on a daily basis
So what if he took a few liberties with a few job titles, which he did (wink)
I am not going to stand around and let you bad mouth the United States!!!!!
Sincerely Don Ron De LIC
FTW -
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_0698fd37c83a0a4626def072900c3ee0.jpg
@140 where did DB post his address and phone number? also, my reading of these posts was that bess was more so making fun of the ppl from citadel/goldman/jpm getting sand in their vadges over the so-called “imposters.”
@142 wins… hahahahaha
@142 FTW
I actually think he’s kinda hot (for real).
Chris,
If you’re into dudes contact me. Thanks.
@142 nice. What a tool.
This douche is such a fraud. He should stick to doing Dos Equis ads
Aleksey Vayner
@140 – chris, it’s okay. I don’t think anyone will call you. they probably didn’t need to post your digits, but anyone could have found them on the web. they just did the work for us. chilax bro, hang low this weekend and I’m sure no one will remember this on monday morning. we’re just a little fun before we sit in traffic on our way to exit 70…on second thought, probably not. it’s okay to cry now.
@142 Yep, all this ridicule is totally OK just because of that photo.
What.a.Douche!
@142 wins….this guy had it coming.
Cluzo – 140 was not Chris.
-140.
@113 can we NOT throw Cornell under the bus too please? we already have the guy from the Office doing that…thanks.
142 wins. I gave up too soon.
-114 & 126
Agreed, give this kid the golden d0uche aleksey vayner award. I kinda almost feel bad, but then I think about how bad this guy begged for it.
@153 – not thrown under a bus.
Thrown down Cascadilla Creek Gorge.
I remember this guy at Citadel. He was the recruiter they had to fire when they realized ‘she’ was a dude
I remember this guy at Citadel. He was the recruiter they had to fire when they realized ‘she’ was a dude
I remember this guy at Citadel. He was the recruiter they had to fire when they realized ‘she’ was a dude
Its gay Fonzie from Happy days
this is a pretty angry message board.
@161 I think Chris is the only one pissed. Even one else has great fun “taking the piss” as the Brits put it.
oops I did it again….priceless
if not angry, very lonely and frustrated
I heard Chris Theoharis likes to take it up the ass…
@166… I can confirm that.
-Dennis Kneale
@167
Max Waters here
I second @133′s request.
I had no idea being a professional douchebag was a boom industry
Change the party name to:
-Fashion Meets Clunkers
-Fashion Cash Clunkers
_Fashion Clunkers Meet Finance Clunkers
he did work at Citadel… cause he worked with me and I worked at Citadel.
His eyes say “You are going to fuck me in the ass”
His open shirt says “You are going to fuck me in the ass”
“Such an awesome picture! Those dead flowers even look awesome”
@171 so? doesn’t change the fact that he’s a douche.
His monumental douchbaggery was probably what got him fired in the first place.
Anyone that can hang and hold his fist up to Iron Mike, is BAD ASS in my book. Im sure he was a trader, what other type of person would have the balls. Certainly no losers that spend the better part of their day posting nonsense (while @ work) .
http://www.flickr.com/photos/41021508@N06/3776597698/
#127 and #81: How did you find that second Facebook? This DB is pretty interesting but everything is set to private.
175, you fuck, we all know you’re the DB posting pics of yourself trying to earn back what little of your miserable reputation you have left. Luckily for you, the kind of girls/guys you date don’t know about this site.
@67… How did you get his email? Apparently you must be buddy buddy with this db, ha!
I think this is pretty much the definition of the word tool.
I would to like make some sex with this man yes ok?
Shafeef
@175 I stumbled across a filthy hobo screwing your dad while your mum looked on. You know, at the greyhound stop near your house.
Hey guys ;)
CT
This guy is from Douglaston, Queens. A real blue collar town. This is why he thinks all this notoriety is actually a good thing. Simple minds, simple life.
I went to high school with this motherfucker.. he used to suck our gym teachers cock after track practice.
~Lance
@ 177
You’re certainly showing yourself to be the brightest of the bright! If it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside to think I am “your man”, then go ahead. Or maybe you’re just a little jealous? You’re probably in shock that people go out to have fun and take pictures. What a novel thing to do!!
Listen loser keep believing what you want. At least you’ll be consistant.
@ 181
You seem to have daddy and mommy issues. Poor you. I’ll refrain from calling you a loser. Everyone’s already thinking that from your stupid post. Hope you get that psychological problem looked into and hope you’re sterile as well. I just hate seeing children growing up with fucked up parents.
All the best pal. You’re a winner.
This has been incredibly entertaining but might as well add a few facts to the story. He did in fact work for a group within Citadel but was let go with numerous others when the business was disbanded in late 2008. He certainly wasn’t, nor was he ever, a trader, he was a middle office employee working in a financial reporting (accounting) group. He’s not a bad guy, perhaps insecure and shallow, but not evil or malicious. As many of the pictures illustrate his judgement is lacking and as many have indicated, he was by and large a d-bag. Yes, I saw this firsthand as I used to work with him, lucky me.
Was his myspace page always titled “…I prefer ‘Confident’”, or did he change it after reading the comments here?
Who Cares?! Since when is an invite to an FMF, OR a linkedin profile a resume?!
Let the kid party!
you’re all just jealous! he’s hot!
You guys call yourselves investment professionals?! You all sound like a bunch of absent-minded housewives commenting on rumors and gossip that none of you bared witness too.
I worked with him closely at GSC. He did lead operations. But he also calculated P/L daily and DID execute trades occassionally. His role was more a dual role of Head of Ops and Trading Assistant. A bright kid with an ivy league education and a CFA designation.
Shame on you all.
lol this was hilarious
Chris Theoharis is a
A) Fraud
B) Tool
C) Gay Douche
D) Future Ponzi Scheme Fund Manager
E) All of the Above
Correct Answer – ‘E’
@191 Hi Chris!
Appears you have multiple personalities. Doesn’t matter because you’re still a douche bag.
@193 FTW
You have all been had. This was a brilliant move to publicize his own resume and name by having a citadel buddy email Bess with the “fraud” claim.
@195…. No Chris
You have had your fraudulant ass handed to you ten fold.
Isn’t this a bit extreme? For starters, don’t throw Cornell under a bus. Secondly, I know Chris. And yes, he does wear questionable/metrosexual outfits, but he is really a nice guy.
He’s also unemployed. And what unemployed person doesn’t embellish his/her resume? Since when does that warrant a lynch mob?
Posting his email and his girlfriend’s name is taking this too far.
I know chris too, and he is a nice guy, but he is also a cheater, maybe jenniphure will finally realize this and get away, but if she has been in denial this long wouldnt be shocking if theo talked his way out of this one too.
@111
That survey was done in 2005. 5 years after he graduated. Irrelevant. Who exactly is the fraud?
@197 f u
5 more post and this will be the most commented FMF post! Come om Chris are you really going to take this in the @ss lying down and let every one expose your cheating …..
Chris is a fucking pussy. The only douches defending him are the ‘girls’ and ‘boys’ he gave herpes last week who collectively think they’re his one and only.
He’s Patient Zero Boys and Girls
– Google It
Dear Chris,
You have completely embarrassed me and a made a fool out of me. Since you love the publicity I felt it was only appropriate to dump your cheating ass in a public forum. Thanks to you I now have to go to the doctor and I have to face the ridicule of my friends who said I told you so. F U Chris, your stuff is packed and the locks are changed.
-you EX girlfried Jenniphure
hahhahahahahahah
Chris – where is that resume?
this is amazing!
@197 how does the expresion go…”Nice guys finish last”
absolutely hilarious
You guys are idiots for buying into this. They are still together. The tool who keeps writing about them breaking up, and has been trying to break them up forever, is a fool that works at Nasdaq named Jordan Saxe. An inferior loser who still thinks he’s dating a girl that dumped his sorry ass 2 years ago. He’s fat and crazy.
The kid is a psycho. He wrote every message about Chris cheating, herpes, etc.
They never lived together. I love how you guys make up your own story lines for this.
Now, who is this cunt-faced dude?
http://www.myspace.com/113336791
@212
I think Jenniphure (what a stupid name) needs to get herself tested. She may be a herpes carrier.
Just Sayin’
Wow you people are losers
@214. It’s okay. We’re not the ones with Herpes. I suggest you go get yourself tested, too.
- a friend
yAfgYT I loved your blog post.Really looking forward to read more.