• 13 Jul 2009 at 9:55 AM

Party At The Madoffs?

By Bess Levin

Picture 1694.pngAs you might’ve heard, Ruth Madoff has been forced to hand over the keys to her East 64th Street penthouse, home in Palm Beach and Montauk summer place, on account of the pads being bought with the ill-gotten gains of Ponzi Nation. But perhaps the Feds allowed the family one last rager before changing the locks? Or US Marshalls threw their own welcome to the neighborhood soiree? Or Bernie busted out for the weekend, having figured, what’s the worst they can do to me? From the mailbag:

I went for a run Saturday night on Old Montauk Highway, and there was definitely something going on at what I have always understood to be Madoff Manor. Event planner-type trucks, some tents, etc. Can’t tell whether it’s a high-end “moving out” event, a farewell bash, charity gala for Ruth, documentary film on the Mark and Andy’s bass fishing or what. The house itself is a quite a bit off the road (right on the beach), so I couldn’t really make out what was going on, but there was a lot of activity in the driveway area. The production equipment and pylons are marked “Wits End,” which I think is some truck/equipment rental outfit in Long Island City. I have no idea what it’s all about but looked like it might’ve been a good time.

Comments (27)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    It was me!
    -Berns

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    Those (man) tits never get old.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    I guess CG is back from Vegas huh, Bess? The guy’s like a damn Italian Forrest Gump with his running and all that.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    when the cats away, ruth organizes herself a catered gangbang…

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    @3 please, I haven’t been to the Hamptons in my life. I summer in Seaside. Write that down.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    @4 nice

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    Honestly, what’s the crime here?
    -Ruth

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    So I threw a singles mixer, so what? Bitch needs a fuckin meal ticket.
    -Ruther

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    http://www.witsendnyc.com/
    ~Joe Friday, working in “soft clothes”

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    @5 “Write that down.” Nice touch.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    Meant to add: everyone here can go fuck themselves.
    - you can’t spell ‘truth’ without ‘ruth’

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    “a damn Italian Forrest Gump”
    well done

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    @3 are you calling me a retard?
    -CG

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    Toothy Ruthie is obviously renting out the place to porn producers willing to put her in a few scenes.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    Every time I see that pic I just want to move it, move it.
    -Bern Mades

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    its only a party if this chick was there.
    http://dealbreaker.com/2009/05/danny-pang-plied-ponzi-personn.php#comments

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    Erin is sporting some righteous cleave-like shadow this morning. I think Mandy really shook her.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    ..and all the little girlies say I’m pretty fly…for a white guy

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    @17 what the hell are you talking about? she’s practically wearing a turtleneck compared to amanda ‘stick it in these funbags’ drury.
    -Berns

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Weekend at Bernie’s!!!

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Weekend at Bernie’s!!!

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    Weekend at Bernie’s!!!

  23. 23
    Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | July 13, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    it was a bukkake flick — ruthie gets $100 per L B’d on her Ts

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    Hey, everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!

  25. 25
    Posted by highlyconfident | July 13, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    Ruth Madoff has invited you to an event…
    “Drink until you shit yourself”
    Host: Ruth Madoff
    Type: Party – Erotic Party
    Start time: Saturday July 11, 9pm
    End time: Sunday July 12, 5am
    Where: Montauk
    Hi all, just wanted to invite you out for one more final bash before I move away. Most of you’ve been out to the pad before so you all know the only rule, masks must remain on at all times. Hope to see you there!

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    I don’t get it, what does this pic of Susan Boyle have to do with Bernie Madoff?

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | July 13, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    @26 fuckin blow me.
    -berns

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