Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:56PM

40 years of fraud - 3 years in jail before you die = worth it.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 3:56PM

...workin' at the caar waash

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:00PM

glorious

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:00PM

my but he was quite the fattie

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:01PM

♫I am so SMART, I am so SMART, S-M-R-T♫

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:01PM

How sweet...a bit of makeup and he lets that do grow out, and he's gonna be some fine prison bitch.We know he's got the legs, but who knew he's prettier than Betty Thomas??? If he can learn to push the teacart on pumps, he'll go far in his new life....

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:02PM

@6 how did you do that?!?!

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:02PM

I'm just happy Paine Webber wasn't here to see this.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:03PM

If you look reeeeeally hard, you can *almost* see the camel toe . . .

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:03PM

I bet he can smell the rings of Saturn with that nose.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:04PM

I'll take a sip of that cool, refreshing lemonade(?), thank you.

Wow, Ruth actually looks human there.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:04PM

I'm Bernie Madoff bitch...buy me a drink!

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:04PM

First picture...Dancing or brawling...looks like he getting ready to throw a jab! Either way he better get some good lessons soon. He's going to need it.

Ruthy's not finding the new sugar daddy with that photo

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:05PM

Shamone!

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:08PM

@11....yes......Madoff went "full retard".

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:08PM

He looks like Gene Wilder in "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory" in the last picture.

and the shirt should read, "Thank you, Kevin Bacon."

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:08PM

This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:09PM

Thank you, Kidder Peabody!

Biff Bifferson

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:09PM

Madoff the Movie.. starring Gene Wilder!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Gene_Wilder_02.jpg

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:09PM

Ruth sure was something before electricity

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:10PM

No....Dustin Hoffman is a ringer for Madoff.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:10PM

OK this is the last time I am explaining its a 1% a month, no volatility, split strike strategy. Got it? Lets go get some hookers and blow.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:12PM

Hi, I'm Gene Wilder, let me tell you about my split-strike strategy.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:13PM

@8 - type your comment in Word. Insert symbols where appropriate. Copy 'n paste back into DB comments.

For example, you might say:

☺ Bernie! A lot of ♂ are about to ♥ your ass!

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:15PM

28 here, 23&26 you both beat me

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:16PM

Check out that jew nose.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:16PM

Who believes these piece of shit statements?

http://www.scribd.com/doc/8976754/Madoff-Trading-Statement-November-2008

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:18PM

One SCHNOZCLOPS to rule them all.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:18PM

@32

I did. Good thing I've still got more money than you.

K Bacon

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:24PM

Dinner for one at the Bird Cage?!?

I would imagine, with Bernie's monstrous nads, it took him only one shot to fill that cup

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:24PM

@29 - FTW

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:25PM

Dammit 29 !!!! I had the quants at AIG freaked out with my communications spiced up with wing-dings and stuff such as yours. Now they will know the "Wizard" is just manipulating the communiques behind the curtain.

~Guy Who Went to MIT But Loses Money Regularly

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:27PM

You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,

You put your right hand in,
Then you take everyone's fucking money!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:28PM

@29


Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:29PM

Bess, you, what can I say. You can keep this up, I'll have to love you even more.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:29PM

Yeehaw!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8pcME4MMj0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs%2Ebnet%2Ecom%2Fsalesmachine%2F%3Fp%3D3889%26tag%3Dhighlighted%5Finsight&feature=player_embedded

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:34PM

♥♦♣♠•◘♦♥♠○◙M♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%

they're just ASCII codes... no need to type in Word, can do directly

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:34PM

It chaps my ass just looking at that old photo knowing how much money he stole even back then.

And then that cock sucker goes out and buys a shirt like that...

Ruth has penis

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:37PM

Thanks @43.

Bernie, prison is about to rock your ass like a §

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:40PM

§-☻▬☺-♀

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:42PM

Jew better believe it!

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:43PM

@21. First time I have seen The Digital Underground on this site. +10.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:45PM

@21. First time I have seen The Digital Underground on this site. +10.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:46PM

@21. First time I have seen The Digital Underground on this site. +10.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:46PM

@21. First time I have seen The Digital Underground on this site. +10.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:46PM

@47 Jew you know we do bitch. You fuckin scumbag

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:47PM

Bernie's College Business Plan

1. collect shitty shirts
2. ?????
3. Profit

Apparently the ????, was steal a lot of money from as many people as possible. The shitty shirts were just to throw off the SEC.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:49PM

@21. First time I have seen The Digital Underground on this site. +10.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 4:51PM

In "Yet Another 48 Hours," Reggie Hammond and Jack Cates teams up again to track down the greatest financial crime lord, but first Reggie needs to get Jack temporarily paroled...

Bonus if we can get a clip of Bernie singing Roxanne.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083511/

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:04PM

I think Gary Busey said it best for all of us when he stated:

"When you get lost in your imaginatory vagueness your foresight will become a nimble vagrant.”

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:08PM

Sometimes I like to jerk it with my left hand. I like to call it, "the stranger."

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:09PM

@ 48, 49, 50, 51, 54,....-50 for a rookie mistake of having an itchy trigger finger

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:11PM

Shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:17PM

@9!

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:18PM

32 Interesting. This shows purchases of a lot of blue chips. I guess there's a part later that shows sales of same at a higher price. I guess also that it took some effort and energy to identify post facto the appropriate entry and exit prices to put on the statements in a way that doesn't look entirely suspicious. Bern had to be a little too busy for that. If I were his office manager, that woman with the Bentley and the big houses on Long Island and in Boca, I would be wondering when the FBI was going to start asking difficult questions.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:19PM

Yeah baby!!!!

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:32PM

Hi Mark! Even money has you out of the Nantucket house by August.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:40PM

Same nose as Humpty!

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 5:45PM

1) I might have just sharted

2) Cheers honey! All done with the poo poo undis

3) Ahhhh! Clean, freshly bleached anus

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 7:14PM

These photos yield a suspicious rate of return for laughter....

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 7:20PM

I preface this with the fact that Madoff looks like Gene Kelly in CHarlie in the Chocolate Factory....

"You get NOTHING! You lose! Good day, sir!"

Still not clear?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKG07305CBs

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 8:32PM

@ 31- There is no such thing as a jewish nose.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 9:29PM

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby,
There ain't nothin wrong with that.

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 9:43PM

Bubba's trophy is going to be taking the pipe until he hangs himself. Can you say suicide watch?

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 9:43PM

Bubba's trophy is going to be taking the pipe until he hangs himself. Can you say suicide watch?

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 11:04PM

They mostly just like to move it, mostly

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 11:11PM

@75 i don't get it?

Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 11:26PM

No, thank you Bernie

-guy who made the Paine weber t-shirt

Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 4:39AM

Bernie in the first photo looks like a cross between Dustin Hoffman and Susan Boyle (Britain's got talent).

Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 9:03AM

@76 Alien 2

Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 9:11AM

@70--

"So shines a good deed in a weary world."

Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 9:25AM

bomp chica bow wow

Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 9:32AM

Ooh, Next thing you know were in the bathroom brushing our teeth.
That's all part of it. That's foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling, that's not part of it but it's still
very important.
Then we're in the bedroom. You're wearing that ugly old baggy paine webber
t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work,
and it's never looked better on you.

Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 9:33AM

It’s business, it's business time!

Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 9:42AM

I know that one of us had their own personal stylist and one of us shoplifts their shit from Paine Webber.

Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:48AM

FLOYD: Takin' bets today, Red?

RED: Bear Catholic? Pope shit in the woods? Smokes or coin, bettor's choice.

FLOYD: Smokes. Put me down for two.

RED: High roller. Who's your horse?

FLOYD: That gangly sack of shit, third from the front. He'll be the first.

HEYWOOD: Bullshit. I'll take that action.

ERNIE: Me too.

HEYWOOD: You're out some smokes, son. Take my word.

FLOYD: You're so smart, you call it.

HEYWOOD: I say that chubby fat-ass... let's see...fifth from the front. Put me down for a quarter deck.

RED: That's five cigarettes on Fat-Ass. Any takers?

Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 10:51AM

FLOYD: Takin' bets today, Red?

RED: Bear Catholic? Pope shit in the woods? Smokes or coin, bettor's choice.

FLOYD: Smokes. Put me down for two.

RED: High roller. Who's your horse?

FLOYD: That gangly sack of shit, third from the front. He'll be the first.

HEYWOOD: Bullshit. I'll take that action.

ERNIE: Me too.

HEYWOOD: You're out some smokes, son. Take my word.

FLOYD: You're so smart, you call it.

HEYWOOD: I say that chubby fat-ass... let's see...fifth from the front. Put me down for a quarter deck.

RED: That's five cigarettes on Fat-Ass. Any takers?