Apparently a “large number of JPM senior macro prop traders” have just left the House of Dimon. No word, yet, on where they’re headed or how JD took it.
Update: Supposedly the defectors are BarCap bound.
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citadel?
I heard they “bugged” out earlier today.
~Trader With Too Much Time on His Hands
@2 what are you talking about?
wasn’t me
–KG
Jefferies.
If a trader traded smaller fractal equity price patterns within larger Elliot Wave patterns would he she be a ‘Micro wave” trader?
RBS & BAC
@5 good one
@7 seriously?
citadel…
MS for 72% reserves and serious GS envy
@9 no not seriously. theyre really heading to UBS……
@3 – earlier story on bedbugs
-Guy embarrassed that he read earlier story
@13 ahh, sorry, a bit slow this afternoon.
Phibro.
Kidder Peabody.
I’m serious.
@16 not sure why but that made me chuckle
They’re headed to RBS to make $1/day and deferred ass-poundings by the queen.
@3….if you’ve been visiting the site today you would have seen an earlier post about bedbugs at JPM. In @2′s “joke”, a verbal or written structure designed to cross wire one’s synaptic responses in the reader’s or listener’s brain’s abilities pertaining to cognitive perception and, as a result, release chemicals causing one to “laugh” or “guffaw” or “giggle” as we say in the parlance of our time, @2 wove into the fabric of his joke a reference to the bedbug story and “sudden departures” which, in one slang way can be referred to as “bugging out”. As such, a “pun” type of joke was written and offered up for critique or comment either of which benefits this site and promote continual reading on a regular basis.
I hope that helped.
Sincerely,
~The Joke Briefer
@18 this is true. I’m also going to let the highest earner lick my clit.
-Queen E
They are going to bring back Enron.
@19 every time. every SINGLE time!
RBSGC to get blown by the Queen’s corgis.
@23 this is true.
-Liz
they were offered gigs restraining maria in the presence of candy.
I heart 19
@25 COLD
@19
So the bugs are leaving JPM?
-Lehman Quant
Robbie Stephens
THE JOKE BRIEFER RETURNS!!!
ENCORE JOKE BRIEFER!
@28….very well played! Like adding frosting to the original joke. You are clearly a professional!
@19 kill yourself
@12 – Seriously?
Charles Schwab
pretty sure robbie stephens is one of the defectors.
To everyone who wrote a destination: Seriously?
J.T. Marlin – they’re gettin the band back together.
I’m seriously disturbed at the number of people on this site that require the Joke Briefer. However, it’s good to see the quality of the responses improve. After months of Sham Wow, TLDR and secretary ass poundings, we now have the Joke Briefer, the receipt guy and Greg’s mom (although bordering on just plain mean).
Munger Choadley & Grundleson LLP
Seriously, I am being serious.
[the sound of bed bugs chirping]
@19 Nice. That was better than the original “joke”.
@36: Montgomery
Are you guys for seriously?
Totally serious. Dead serious. Serious as a heart attack.
@40 FTW…seriously!
@37 – They’re macro prop traders on a mission from god. The Dows at 9,000, they got Lehman as a prime broker, they have a broken bloomberg terminal, and they’re wearing sunglasses …
@46 FTW
I was just kidding before. Seriously, I was joking.
Alex Brown. True story.
They are headed to Long Term Capital version 3.0.
50 – the us govt
How long until the FBI snags them for allegedly stealing the special sauce?
Goldman did it!
@46 Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Damn I accidently swallowed a pice of eclipse gum I bought in the new convienient Big E Pak.
#55 accepted his own friend request…what a loser.
Stiefel Nicklaus. For real. I swear to God.
David Lerner Associates.
Fo shizzle!
Pretty sure it’s TD Ameritrade.
so are we to assume they were getting guarantees from Barcs?
There aren’t many “macro prop traders” left at JPM after last year’s exodus to Citadel and subsequent shutting down of the prop group. Unless these are equity guys that were on the dealer side…
I’m hearing Edward Jones…in the strip mall by the bowling alley.
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get rid of the greg, get me more of this “jokes briefer”