Barney Frank is scheduled to appear on The Daily Show tonight. Jon Stewart and Co. presumably have a rough idea of what they want to ask the guy at this afternoon's taping, but on the off chance they're still trying to come up with some good brain busters and are perusing the internet for material, is there anything you'd particularly like Stewart to throw BF's way? What it's like to work alongside Maxine? Salacious details of his craziest night on the strip? Rationale behind telling Fannie and Freddie to chill with the lending standards? Grooming habits? Play by play of what looks like it was quite the rousing game of water volleyball this weekend?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 12:57PM
how did the circle jerk end?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 12:59PM
did you hit it?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:01PM
god DAMN levin. throw us a warning next time you post something like that.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:02PM
OMG, where is that pic from
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:02PM
Does he wear a Speedo?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:03PM
Guy on back left is PANTLESS. woot woot.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:03PM
nsfw!
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:04PM
that pic = my new wallpaper. done.
- gay banker who loves fatties
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:05PM
@4, this is from the big porno gang bang at the Madoff pad in montauk this weekend. Ruth was the Money (shot) Honey
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:05PM
Levs, you fucking crack me up. Thanks for everything you do.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:06PM
And a gay time was had by all!
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:06PM
my eyes! my eyes!
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:07PM
Ping Jiang loves to Spike
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:08PM
@13 puts some tits on the Asian and it's defo Ping.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:10PM
I see that Barney has yellow fever...
Posted by wcburrs87 , Jul 13, 2009 1:10PM
@9, these volleyball players dont switch teams - not even for a film.
Posted by Porker Stankleberry , Jul 13, 2009 1:12PM
Happily, they'd all remained trousered for this shot.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:13PM
Why is it 5 versus 1? What on earth could 1 guy do versus 5 ... oh, never mind.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:13PM
that dude needs to watch out - barney is like a hippo - looks like a fat monster but is surprisingly agile in the water
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:14PM
Barney:"don't worry i have your back.."
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:15PM
Maybe Bruno should've interviewed Barney Frank instead of Ron Paul.....
"How do you defend yourself against a black dildo?"
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:16PM
excellent work levin
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:16PM
@21
i swallow it with my anus
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:16PM
@1 It didn't end well.... the cracker got wet.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:16PM
Don't by fooled by this water play. This was actually a weekend retreat meeting of high level Frannie execs where each went in turn to show the honorable gentleman his respective junk in his trunk.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:17PM
They paid.
http://www.actblue.com/page/barney
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:19PM
"Chairman Frank: Are you happy with the current leadership at the SEC, or do you prefer Cox?"
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 13, 2009 1:20PM
"Ummm Barney the rolled up tube socks are supposed to go in front of your speedo not in the back"
-Concerned Pool Party Goer
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:22PM
Foreground: Ping flails after backing into another Barney Ruth floating in his part of the pool.
Background: Frank remembers back to the day when he could actually feel a turd leaving his dialated blanus.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:23PM
This is good, clean, wholesome, family fun. But do not get caught dead windsurfing.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:24PM
"Assuming that he would prefer not to return to the SEC, would you like to have Cox in Fannie?"
Posted by FUNdamental , Jul 13, 2009 1:24PM
Not Safe For Lunch!
Posted by highlyconfident , Jul 13, 2009 1:27PM
Mr. Frank, if a new stimulus package is not passed in congress would you consider going around smashing skulls like clams on your tummy?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:28PM
gross. who would enter that pool, when there is clearly an oil slick trailing Barney
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:32PM
Barney would be my B*tch in prison
-BM
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:32PM
Barney, if there was a gay guy on your back would you beat him off?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:33PM
@33 - FTW!
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jul 13, 2009 1:35PM
eying up some asian cuisine
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:40PM
Barney, stop cheating on me.... seriously i have had it w/ your yellow fever weekend binges.
-D. Kneale
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:43PM
Mr. Frank, how many pool cleaning companies have you used in the last 12 months?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:45PM
@34 that's not oil...
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:45PM
hw is the asian skinny and flabby at the same time. BF keeps the company hott, clearly
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:51PM
@42 he looks pretty fit, actually. I'm also guessing you're a 15 lbs overweight banker who hasn't seen a treadmill since college?
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 13, 2009 1:52PM
my god i hope there's a literal ton of chlorine in that pool
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:53PM
Barney Frank is pounding me in the ass right now. I will get back to you all later.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:54PM
Bess, can we get confirmation that this event occurred at the Blue Moon (in Vegas)?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:55PM
Mr. Frank:
I would like to show you a video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzbMcsrK-tw
Now, what color would you say best describes your mood?
Posted by Bess Levin , Jul 13, 2009 1:57PM
@46 close, Fire Island.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 1:59PM
Is Greg the trouserless one with sunglasses?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:01PM
Greg is not pictured. He was inside training the gerbils.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:06PM
44 Very enlightened comment, Anal. Would you say the same thing to counteract the pussy juice if it were six women?
48 Yes, unmistakably FI Pines based on the shrubbery just over the fence. Very nice place actually. Check it out sometime kids - you would be amazed at how mellow it is with no cars there, how nice the beach is and how filled it is with hot bankers.
- another homo banker
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:08PM
That is the second gayest volleyball game ever captured on film.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:09PM
One insider at the party said Greg may not be asked back. He showed up at the door with a baby gerbil when everyone knows Barney loves capybaras.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 13, 2009 2:10PM
seriously, what were they thinking?
bf: hey want to come over to my place for pool party?
intern: (awkwardly) uh, my sister is getting married this weekend, k thx bye.
intern 2: oh damn, that was my excuse! (runs away from cube)
bf: (walking in hallway sees intern 2) I heard you were around this weekend, so I'll see you at my pool party?
intern 2: yes sir (*sigh*), I will be see you there, should I bring some wine coolers?
@42 - it's what we call "skinny fat", plenty of girls I know have the same symptons, look skinny, but have flab when you get a closer inspection.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:11PM
Thanks for the water sports Bess. Peanut Gallery thanks for making my day more enjoyable. Some of your better work.
-'Mo
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:15PM
i think chris farley and adam sandler were housesitting
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:16PM
54 Prob not bf's house. Most likely, he was invited over for drinks or for the weekend. Some relatively high profile bankers and lawyers out there. My guess is its Andrew Tobias' place. Which is not as estravagant as you would think and always filled with good looking younger guys. Not that its anyones business.
- another homo banker
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jul 13, 2009 2:17PM
odds they all went roller blading afterwords?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:18PM
@54 Roofies cause the body to relax creating a more flabby appearence.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:19PM
Hey, Barnie boy, when sliding in under water, is there more squeeze to it?
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 13, 2009 2:19PM
@57 - good point, especially since it took place on fire island. should have put "my friend's place" and added that he would "give him a ride"...after all, what intern wouldn't want to go to the hamptons?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:20PM
58 Zero. There are wooden boardwalks, nowhere to blade. More likely a run on the beach, trip to the store, fab dinner on the grill (no burgers and sh!t like straight people do), then party nap to prep for hitting the club around midnight. Shirtless if you dare.
- another homo banker
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:20PM
Can I just make one quick analysis. Why is it some straight guys are talking about animals when it comes to sex? Wonder what they must do at home... alone.... Gross. Ladies beware
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:28PM
61 Among the gay interns, most would prob prefer FI. Decent gay scene in EH, centered on the beach at Two Mile Hollow, right near Maidstone. But a little older, more settled and staid. Less opportunities for making new friends (read hookups), plus you need a car to get anywhere.
- another homo banker
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:29PM
@63, no
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:33PM
do you think he manscapes downtown?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:40PM
@66, he obviously shaves or waxes from what we CAN see.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:41PM
How is this not a caption contest?!?!
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jul 13, 2009 2:42PM
@52 - "Alex, What is Top Gun?"
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:50PM
@69, you are correct
Bess, you rock.
@64 Hi Greg
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 13, 2009 2:55PM
@AHB
Depends what the girls look like/how many STD's they likely have, and if its my pool or not
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:55PM
@68 we don't need a headline to caption something. have at it.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:57PM
Do you think he's into ladyboys?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 2:59PM
70 Sorry, 64's not Greg. An observation though: its highly unlikely that your weekend was spent around a pool at a nice house within 1000 feet of an outstanding beach, frolicking with some good looking and successful (they have to be, given the price of entry out there) members of whatever gender you prefer. I'm gonna guess the high point for you was instead a few beers with the guys at Mad River, or some other NY sh!t hole, followed by some JO.
- another homo banker
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:06PM
@74 no way man. not even close, i was at third and long.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:06PM
Greg @ 74 There are no outstanding beaches in NY.
CG in South Beach
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:10PM
Holy Shit, Barney is now banging LLoyd from Entourage....you go girl !
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:40PM
6: The dude is wearing speedo. Geeze. And who wants to be nekkid with Barney anyway.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:41PM
JS to BF: "Can I be your new house slave?"
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:41PM
@78 um, who DOESN'T want to be naked ("nekkid" is for rednecks) with BFrank?
-BFrank
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:51PM
@80 I'd rather have Dennis Kneale, he's tighter.
-Kudlow
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:51PM
78 Why is this so extraordinary? See 57. The guys return to work on monday and two members of the gay coven at GS or MS or JPM or CS or wherever (there's one everywhere) bump into each other. The conversation goes something like this:
1) How was yr weekend 2) Great, I was at the beach and had drinks at Andrew Tobias' house. You wouldn't believe who showed up. 1) Who? 2) BF 1) REALLY. Heard he like's em young 2) Yeah, he does. We were playing volleyball in the pool and he was all over this cute asian guy. 1) REALLY? He's a rice queen? Damn.
- another homo banker
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 3:53PM
@82 "Rice Queen" hahaha
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 4:10PM
@ 82. what i-bank u at?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 4:18PM
84 Not a bank. Portfolio management team, institutional equities.
- ahb
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 4:22PM
I would definitely let Mr. Frank give me a prostate exam.
Plopper Stansberry
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 13, 2009 4:28PM
@84 - you looking for a date with ahb?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 4:32PM
BF looking to dole out another stimulus package.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 4:35PM
Who wears glasses in the pool?
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 4:55PM
@89 someone who wants them to get "splashed" on
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 5:27PM
@69, playing with the boys, you are correct
-52
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 5:47PM
break me off a piecea that!
-l. craig
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 5:57PM
no no Ping, you need to limpen our writs a bit more - let me show you later...
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 6:02PM
hold me baby, drive me crazy, touch me, touch me, all night long.
-BF and PJ, a duet
Posted by Last Man Standing , Jul 13, 2009 9:08PM
he definitely shaves his chest (and elsewhere?) Ping that is, not BF. Look at that "treasure trail"!
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 10:08PM
98 since when are asian guys hairy? The treasure trail is usually the most they have. You need to get out more. For a refresher I recommend a visit to The Web, 58th between Madison and Park. A gay "rice bar" - asians and the men that love them.
Posted by guest , Jul 13, 2009 10:57PM
That picture has Rehobeth Beach Sausage Fest written all over it. I wonder if this little excursion shows up in BF's expense report as "exploring Asian wonders."
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2009 12:42PM
"Yes, Mr. Frank, we will serve rice-a-roni, but only if you promise to stop calling your teammate 'your little San Francisco treat.'"
Posted by mrpink , Jul 14, 2009 12:42PM
@97-
Not if BF was working at JPM. He'd have to pay for that sh*t himself.
-mrp
Posted by attymsd , Jul 14, 2009 8:17PM
Barney Fagella, pool volleyball ace. Looks like a great title for a movie.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 5:05PM
Barney Fellatio loves the gaysians!
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 5:21PM
97 No way, Rehobeth is a sh!!hole. This is def Fire Island Pines.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 8:37AM
I would just like to ask franks; Senator did you know that scientist have discovered rings around Uranus??
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 8:43AM
Also I would like to ask franks if we could please bring back the laws we had in the fifties regarding fags like him. It would be so nice to put him back in the closet!