Barney Frank is scheduled to appear on The Daily Show tonight. Jon Stewart and Co. presumably have a rough idea of what they want to ask the guy at this afternoon’s taping, but on the off chance they’re still trying to come up with some good brain busters and are perusing the internet for material, is there anything you’d particularly like Stewart to throw BF’s way? What it’s like to work alongside Maxine? Salacious details of his craziest night on the strip? Rationale behind telling Fannie and Freddie to chill with the lending standards? Grooming habits? Play by play of what looks like it was quite the rousing game of water volleyball this weekend?
how did the circle jerk end?
did you hit it?
god DAMN levin. throw us a warning next time you post something like that.
OMG, where is that pic from
Does he wear a Speedo?
Guy on back left is PANTLESS. woot woot.
nsfw!
that pic = my new wallpaper. done.
- gay banker who loves fatties
@4, this is from the big porno gang bang at the Madoff pad in montauk this weekend. Ruth was the Money (shot) Honey
Levs, you fucking crack me up. Thanks for everything you do.
And a gay time was had by all!
my eyes! my eyes!
Ping Jiang loves to Spike
@13 puts some tits on the Asian and it’s defo Ping.
I see that Barney has yellow fever…
@9, these volleyball players dont switch teams – not even for a film.
Happily, they’d all remained trousered for this shot.
Why is it 5 versus 1? What on earth could 1 guy do versus 5 … oh, never mind.
that dude needs to watch out – barney is like a hippo – looks like a fat monster but is surprisingly agile in the water
Barney:”don’t worry i have your back..”
Maybe Bruno should’ve interviewed Barney Frank instead of Ron Paul…..
“How do you defend yourself against a black dildo?”
excellent work levin
@21
i swallow it with my anus
@1 It didn’t end well…. the cracker got wet.
Don’t by fooled by this water play. This was actually a weekend retreat meeting of high level Frannie execs where each went in turn to show the honorable gentleman his respective junk in his trunk.
They paid.
http://www.actblue.com/page/barney
“Chairman Frank: Are you happy with the current leadership at the SEC, or do you prefer Cox?”
“Ummm Barney the rolled up tube socks are supposed to go in front of your speedo not in the back”
-Concerned Pool Party Goer
Foreground: Ping flails after backing into another Barney Ruth floating in his part of the pool.
Background: Frank remembers back to the day when he could actually feel a turd leaving his dialated blanus.
This is good, clean, wholesome, family fun. But do not get caught dead windsurfing.
“Assuming that he would prefer not to return to the SEC, would you like to have Cox in Fannie?”
Not Safe For Lunch!
Mr. Frank, if a new stimulus package is not passed in congress would you consider going around smashing skulls like clams on your tummy?
gross. who would enter that pool, when there is clearly an oil slick trailing Barney
Barney would be my B*tch in prison
-BM
Barney, if there was a gay guy on your back would you beat him off?
@33 – FTW!
eying up some asian cuisine
Barney, stop cheating on me…. seriously i have had it w/ your yellow fever weekend binges.
-D. Kneale
Mr. Frank, how many pool cleaning companies have you used in the last 12 months?
@34 that’s not oil…
hw is the asian skinny and flabby at the same time. BF keeps the company hott, clearly
@42 he looks pretty fit, actually. I’m also guessing you’re a 15 lbs overweight banker who hasn’t seen a treadmill since college?
my god i hope there’s a literal ton of chlorine in that pool
Barney Frank is pounding me in the ass right now. I will get back to you all later.
Bess, can we get confirmation that this event occurred at the Blue Moon (in Vegas)?
Mr. Frank:
I would like to show you a video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzbMcsrK-tw
Now, what color would you say best describes your mood?
@46 close, Fire Island.
Is Greg the trouserless one with sunglasses?
Greg is not pictured. He was inside training the gerbils.
44 Very enlightened comment, Anal. Would you say the same thing to counteract the pussy juice if it were six women?
48 Yes, unmistakably FI Pines based on the shrubbery just over the fence. Very nice place actually. Check it out sometime kids – you would be amazed at how mellow it is with no cars there, how nice the beach is and how filled it is with hot bankers.
- another homo banker
That is the second gayest volleyball game ever captured on film.
One insider at the party said Greg may not be asked back. He showed up at the door with a baby gerbil when everyone knows Barney loves capybaras.
seriously, what were they thinking?
bf: hey want to come over to my place for pool party?
intern: (awkwardly) uh, my sister is getting married this weekend, k thx bye.
intern 2: oh damn, that was my excuse! (runs away from cube)
bf: (walking in hallway sees intern 2) I heard you were around this weekend, so I’ll see you at my pool party?
intern 2: yes sir (*sigh*), I will be see you there, should I bring some wine coolers?
@42 – it’s what we call “skinny fat”, plenty of girls I know have the same symptons, look skinny, but have flab when you get a closer inspection.
Thanks for the water sports Bess. Peanut Gallery thanks for making my day more enjoyable. Some of your better work.
-’Mo
i think chris farley and adam sandler were housesitting
54 Prob not bf’s house. Most likely, he was invited over for drinks or for the weekend. Some relatively high profile bankers and lawyers out there. My guess is its Andrew Tobias’ place. Which is not as estravagant as you would think and always filled with good looking younger guys. Not that its anyones business.
- another homo banker
odds they all went roller blading afterwords?
@54 Roofies cause the body to relax creating a more flabby appearence.
Hey, Barnie boy, when sliding in under water, is there more squeeze to it?
@57 – good point, especially since it took place on fire island. should have put “my friend’s place” and added that he would “give him a ride”…after all, what intern wouldn’t want to go to the hamptons?
58 Zero. There are wooden boardwalks, nowhere to blade. More likely a run on the beach, trip to the store, fab dinner on the grill (no burgers and sh!t like straight people do), then party nap to prep for hitting the club around midnight. Shirtless if you dare.
- another homo banker
Can I just make one quick analysis. Why is it some straight guys are talking about animals when it comes to sex? Wonder what they must do at home… alone…. Gross. Ladies beware
61 Among the gay interns, most would prob prefer FI. Decent gay scene in EH, centered on the beach at Two Mile Hollow, right near Maidstone. But a little older, more settled and staid. Less opportunities for making new friends (read hookups), plus you need a car to get anywhere.
- another homo banker
@63, no
do you think he manscapes downtown?
@66, he obviously shaves or waxes from what we CAN see.
How is this not a caption contest?!?!
@52 – “Alex, What is Top Gun?”
@69, you are correct
Bess, you rock.
@64 Hi Greg
@AHB
Depends what the girls look like/how many STD’s they likely have, and if its my pool or not
@68 we don’t need a headline to caption something. have at it.
Do you think he’s into ladyboys?
70 Sorry, 64′s not Greg. An observation though: its highly unlikely that your weekend was spent around a pool at a nice house within 1000 feet of an outstanding beach, frolicking with some good looking and successful (they have to be, given the price of entry out there) members of whatever gender you prefer. I’m gonna guess the high point for you was instead a few beers with the guys at Mad River, or some other NY sh!t hole, followed by some JO.
- another homo banker
@74 no way man. not even close, i was at third and long.
Greg @ 74 There are no outstanding beaches in NY.
CG in South Beach
Holy Shit, Barney is now banging LLoyd from Entourage….you go girl !
6: The dude is wearing speedo. Geeze. And who wants to be nekkid with Barney anyway.
JS to BF: “Can I be your new house slave?”
@78 um, who DOESN’T want to be naked (“nekkid” is for rednecks) with BFrank?
-BFrank
@80 I’d rather have Dennis Kneale, he’s tighter.
-Kudlow
78 Why is this so extraordinary? See 57. The guys return to work on monday and two members of the gay coven at GS or MS or JPM or CS or wherever (there’s one everywhere) bump into each other. The conversation goes something like this:
1) How was yr weekend 2) Great, I was at the beach and had drinks at Andrew Tobias’ house. You wouldn’t believe who showed up. 1) Who? 2) BF 1) REALLY. Heard he like’s em young 2) Yeah, he does. We were playing volleyball in the pool and he was all over this cute asian guy. 1) REALLY? He’s a rice queen? Damn.
- another homo banker
@82 “Rice Queen” hahaha
@ 82. what i-bank u at?
84 Not a bank. Portfolio management team, institutional equities.
- ahb
I would definitely let Mr. Frank give me a prostate exam.
Plopper Stansberry
@84 – you looking for a date with ahb?
BF looking to dole out another stimulus package.
Who wears glasses in the pool?
@89 someone who wants them to get “splashed” on
@69, playing with the boys, you are correct
-52
break me off a piecea that!
-l. craig
no no Ping, you need to limpen our writs a bit more – let me show you later…
hold me baby, drive me crazy, touch me, touch me, all night long.
-BF and PJ, a duet
he definitely shaves his chest (and elsewhere?) Ping that is, not BF. Look at that “treasure trail”!
98 since when are asian guys hairy? The treasure trail is usually the most they have. You need to get out more. For a refresher I recommend a visit to The Web, 58th between Madison and Park. A gay “rice bar” – asians and the men that love them.
That picture has Rehobeth Beach Sausage Fest written all over it. I wonder if this little excursion shows up in BF’s expense report as “exploring Asian wonders.”
“Yes, Mr. Frank, we will serve rice-a-roni, but only if you promise to stop calling your teammate ‘your little San Francisco treat.’”
@97-
Not if BF was working at JPM. He’d have to pay for that sh*t himself.
-mrp
Barney Fagella, pool volleyball ace. Looks like a great title for a movie.
Barney Fellatio loves the gaysians!
97 No way, Rehobeth is a sh!!hole. This is def Fire Island Pines.
I would just like to ask franks; Senator did you know that scientist have discovered rings around Uranus??
Also I would like to ask franks if we could please bring back the laws we had in the fifties regarding fags like him. It would be so nice to put him back in the closet!