• 31 Jul 2009 at 9:45 AM

Real Goldman Sachs Employees Demand Accountability At Fashion Meets Finance

By Bess Levin

By now it’s been pretty well established that the RSVP list to this year’s meet up of the worst people on earth is riddled with lies. We assumed everyone would be over it by now, but no– a lot of you are beside yourselves, this idea that people might be fucking with you (“They’re trying to mess with us? They thought they could mess with us?!?”), and need to work through the shock/pain/grief. As always, we’re (begrudgingly) here for you.

To: DealBreaker
From: [redacted at Goldman Sachs]
Subject: FMF shenanigans con’t
Bess–
Also writing from Goldman here, re: FMF. I checked out the directory to cross-reference the names of people allegedly attending the event from GS and as was pointed out yesterday, there are maybe three people listed who actually work here, the rest are shams. Among those telling the truth, I’m being honest when I tell you that I snorted to myself upon noting their actual titles compared to the inflated ones submitted to FMF. I can tell you with a level of certainty that their salaries are NOT what they say they are. It’s rather absurd that they/the GS imposters are being allowed to get away with this, and I hope they’re stopped at the door.

Earlier: Fashion Meets Finance: The Hits Just Keep On Coming

Comments (27)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Someone has sand in the vagina…

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    I am shocked, shocked! to find out there is exaggeration and lying going on at a meat market bar.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    Was Heigh Mann a GS employee?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    @3 yes

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 9:57 AM

    did anyone nail jenn last night?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    “and I hope they’re stopped at the door. ”
    fucking gs employees

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    this is from lloyd, right?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    why would anyone lie and say they work at gs anyway?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    They deserve double secret probation!

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    What’s next – chicks lying about their looks on AOL chat rooms? Stop the madness!

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    Heigh Mann is a graphic reinactment of what Lloyd did at the White House bankers’ summit.

  12. 12
    Posted by dubs | July 31, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    “Among those telling the truth, I’m being honest when I tell you that I snorted to myself upon noting their actual titles compared to the inflated ones submitted to FMF.”
    what a tool… talk about a backfire for this moron.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    The pix on that RSVP list made for a fucking grim read.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    @12 i agree, bess should tell us his name

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    “The GS imposters” What a douche.
    Goldman wonders why people hate them so much, this is basically the reason. The absurd level of douchebag entitlement

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    who wants to see my tits?
    -jen
    http://dealbreaker.com/2009/07/fashion-meets-finance-particip.php

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    Plus, the recession is totally NOT over. Discuss.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    I swear to god, that RSVP list is hilarious…
    Whomever did Jimmy Cayne and Elliot “the Spitz” Spizter…a tip of the hat to you sir.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    P. Niss Cannon and Yukan Kallme-Al were fucking funny.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:29 AM

    @18 the stevie one (A2M capital) was also good.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:31 AM

    @17 I fucking hate when douches end their comment with “discuss” shall we discuss?
    -TGFfuckyou kindly

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    I think @21 woke up bound and tied in MW’s dungeon and feels used. Discuss.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    I’m surprised Dealbreaker hasn’t been blocked at GS.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    who is douchier, the ppl who lie and say they work at gs or this guy?

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    @24 this guy

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    forget Fashion Meets Finance. when is the Million Man Bukkake?

  27. 27
    Posted by God | April 20, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    liar #1

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