• 16 Jul 2009 at 9:20 AM

Related: How Would You Feel About Dennis Kneale Being Your Child’s Godfather?

By Bess Levin

Speaking of buns in the oven, which CNBC talent is apparently sporting the signs of a child? Creative camera angles have deceived us thus far, but on DB mole at eye-level with the bump guesstimates we’re all going to be aunts and uncles 4-5 months from now? First to guess correctly gets to name the kid and deliver it on-air.

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    charlie gasparino

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    guys, bartiromo not pregnant, just fat.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    mark haines

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Actually, I’m not allowed within 200 yards of anyone under ten, so that won’t work.
    -dennis kneale

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Becky Quick you have so much explaining to do!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    Art Cashin

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    in all seriousness, my vote is regan

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    more importantly: WHO’S THE FATHER?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    @8 meredith whitney

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    @8 chaz has children up and down the eastern seaboard (who he’s not paying child support to, btw), so that’s my guess.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    “at eye-level with the bump”
    is the db mole a midget? or is it chaz gas, on his knees? so many questions.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    Amanda D

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    CNBC baby making machine has been in full gear.
    I’m going for Carlos Quesadilla. He’s had a glow recently.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    “How Would You Feel About Dennis Kneale Being Your Child’s Godfather?”
    he molests collies, so not good.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    Cramer. He’s planning to squeeze one of the “great ones” from his loins.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    @13 well done

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    @15 I shoot blanks, so sadly, no.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    Despite, or perhaps because of, plummeting necklines of female talent, the CNBC baby making machine is working overtime and we expect at least a couple more CNBC babies before year-end.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    Would Todd Thompson know?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    Art Cashin knocked up, Big Momma Whitney did the knocking. Name it Chaz Junior.
    -CG

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    Buffett probably has the inside track on this story.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    @21 good call

  23. 23
    Posted by NakedShort | July 16, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    I think its Quick; she was at that gay earnings station today and leaned forward and her boobs looked slightly larger than normal; I then proceeded to get a massive boner while on the eliptical machine.

  24. 24
    Posted by merkin capital partners | July 16, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    Art Cashin + Sue Herrera…that’ll haunt your dreams.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    melissa francis

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    @23- speaking of gay: “…while on the eliptical machine.”

  27. 27
    Posted by NakedShort | July 16, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    @26 well played sir

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    I don’t know which one it is but it could be any of them. It’s in my contract that I get to bang every CNBC employee for each time I appear on that shithouse.
    -warren b

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    @23 did you mean to write “gay” before “earnings station” or “eliptical machine”?

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    Where are the quants on this???? If you can deduce how far along she might be you could go back to whatever financial crisis precipitated the belly rubbing.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    Dennis Kneale molested my Collie twice, yesterday. I keep asking the fuck to pay for the vet bills but he keeps muttering some shit about “dealbroker” and “Beth Luvin”.
    What a fucking ass hole.

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    @30 this is cliff asness shut your fucking mouth you vicious animal liar i’m working on it get off my god damn ass.

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    @31 you’ll get your money after I get my rocks off on your dog.
    -DK

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    Warren: You know that sort of talk makes me crazy.
    ~Liz

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    I’m thinking the Jeff Macke “crisis” was the root cause of the joyful event. (Pardon the “root” expression, please.)

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    @35 are you saying JM’s the father, or the knocked up one?

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    it’s Kramer…he forgot the birth control when Jon Stewart pounded him on the Daily Show

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Erin B, no doubt, ill bet a citi bonus that its Radigans too

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    Interesting, @36. Macke does have a “glow” about him during the on air meltdown. Hormonal imbalance? Hmmmmm.

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    @38 FTW

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    this explains why Erin’s breasts have been looking a little more on the ‘plump’ side as opposed to the ‘flat’ look.
    I believe she was raped by Whitney but decided to keep the baby.

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    @37 wait, I thought you can’t get pregnant doing it in the ass? no? fuck I gotta make some calls.
    -cg

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    23 That boner probably served you well as a signaling mechanism for your post-workout steam room workout. NYSC? Equinox? Don’t say David Barton – that would be too easy.

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    @42 – no, that is you can’t be AIDS from a toliet seat.

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    That ex-con oliver-stone-looking pot smuggler probably smoked Trish Regan out and banged her at that abandoned pier.

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    Trish Regan FTW!
    and its twins

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    Dennis Kneale can’t throw a rock in a school yard without hitting one of his illegitimate children.

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    Trish Regan FTW!
    and its twins

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    38- do you mean a generic citi bonus, or erin’s bf’s citi bonus? cause he works there.

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    MCC? I mean those cans can’t naturally be that gigantic can they?

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    The ritual sex games at Englewood finally produced a spawn.

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    Michelle Caruso-Cabrera. Lucky kid!

  53. 53
    Posted by e_anthony58 | July 16, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    OH GOD! PLEASE DONT LET IT BE ERIN!! PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!! She’s the future of NBC.
    I know its def not MB.

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    definitely NOT Margaret B. that woman needs to be on at 3-5pm. I dont come near cnbc at that time.

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    ‘tard@54 margaret brennan no longer works for cnbc. she’s at bloomberg.

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    @42 no, common misconception…the ass is a very fertile area…especially when you accept it so willingly

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    has to be maria. her ass looks at least 6ms

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    Not MCC because she has a ‘figure’ look after.

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    I propose it is Erin. After a segment on Billy Mays, she was so smitten she sought him out, raped him and that’s what (really) killed him.
    http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1183847181&play=1

  60. 60
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    Erin’s a PANK; still in Sun Valley she pledged her firstborn in return for a green shoot, so maybe she slipped up.

  61. 61
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    The Nest has his way with all the ladies in the EC, so we probably shouldn’t be assuming this is a single pregnancy.
    Matt “The Nest” Nesto

  62. 62
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    Rebecca Jarvis? I’m thinking there are a few people out there willing to water that flower. So long as she’s barefoot, of course.

  63. 63
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    Has to be Berth Coombs.

  64. 64
    Posted by guest | July 16, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    Do we have the answer yet?

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