Picture 1664.pngOr shack up with a Greek shipping heir, or make a name for herself by sneaking into North Korea. Whatever! ABC News reports Mrs. Bernie got her passport returned from federal prosecutors, which she was forced to turn over a few months ago as part of some guy’s bail condition. Now she’s got it back, which apparently indicates that Lady MacMadoff will definitely not be charged with any role in the scam, which should please Gloria Steinnem greatly. Anyone got some suggestions as to where Ruthskie should take off to, within reason (she’s middle class now)? She’s presumably going to want to show off that beach body so warmer is better.

Comments (63)

  1. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    hope the gloria steinman was intentional…either way please keep

  2. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    Obviously Zurich, so she can get out her “real” money.

  3. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    pompano beach baby

  4. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Cancun baby!

  5. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    she can be a slut in vegas

  6. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    does she have bodyguards?

  7. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    @6 no. bitch better watch her back.
    -berns

  8. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    she should stay in new york and start her own biz. just needs a visit from this guy: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/down-by-the-river/243779/

  9. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    She could fly Jet Blue to Bermuda to hang out with the Uyghurs from Guantanamo.

  10. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    44th street and 8th avenue peep booths dont cost much but could entertain her. i know they do me!, gazpo

  11. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    She will retire to Honduras where she will marry their new upstart president.

  12. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    She has a real future in geriatric midget porn.

  13. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    I have to admit that picture does make me a little horny.

  14. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    She should hook up with Gasparino, in any of his Queens watering holes.
    Pfluger

  15. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    Anyone have the latest version of the HSBC Private Bank “Hedge Weekly — Investment Performance Review” — published by their Alternative Investment Group — and is willing to post it on DB or sending it to Bess so she can post it? Thanks in advance.

  16. Posted by NakedShort | July 7, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    I hope she didnt get to rusty on her hand bridge technique. She is going to need to use it now more than ever before.

  17. Posted by Anal_yst | July 7, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Ruthie, meat me @ D’jais Friday night, we can fist pump till the wee’ morning hours and then, well, I think you know where I’m going with this…

  18. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    Margate, NJ

  19. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Where are daddy’s sons? Anybody know?

  20. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    I hope she’ll viit us in North Dakota. We’re having a big bar-b-que and giving away T-shirts that state, “You can smell our pits a mile away!”
    If she ain’t into beef we also have a big fish fry going on statewide every Friday and we’re giving away T-shirts that state, “I got smelt in North Dakota!”
    Regards,
    Lars Ulrichtenoffenshotzenkoltensheissen
    North Dakota Travel Cheerleader

  21. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    OT, but the Tennessean is reporting that powerful code from Goldman Sachs may have cause Sahel Kazemi to shoot Steve Mcnair and herself.

  22. Posted by billionbux | July 7, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    Mark and Andy Madoff were awesome kids… (as their Mom was awesome too)… and from what I’ve heard around town they both were also awesome, compassionate, charitable and giving men!!!!
    I grew up with them in Roslyn, LI, NY… We all played together as kids, our moms car pooled…
    If they are guilty then they will go to jail… and No one wins either way… If they are not guilty… Their lives are ruined and they have to forge new lives for themselves from scratch… We should all leave them alone and assume ONLY the best… until a court and/or jury decides otherwise…
    In this “great country” people are innocent until PROVEN (beyond a shaddow of a doubt) guilty… If indicted and convicted then pass judgement, if not… BE KInd, Be compassionate, Be Nice! If indicted and convicted, still be nice… Humane, no matter what… How would you want your sibling, parent or cousin to be treated in the same situation?
    We could all read up on what it says in ANY holy book in ANY religion in the world, and be kind and compassionate to to these boys and their MOM…
    I know lots of folks were “Ripped Off” in this scam, (some are friends) but if innocent, on any level so were Mark and Andrew…
    Victims, ALL “VICTIMS”, were happy with 12% interest when the rest of the world was earning negative 3%… No one cared back then if Bernie was a drug dealer, as long as they got their insane returns… EVERY “VICTIM” was happy all along for years, to look the other way… Bernard Madoff is a criminal, YES, but he is also the “Fall Guy” for societal greed, that we all have to examine within every victim, and ourselves… Bernard Madoff’s sentence is a joke… and him rotting in prison will never help to make the victims financially whole… A white collar criminal to serve more time than rapists, murderers, drug dealers and child abusers??? Great call! Makes lots of sense…
    Nevertheless….
    Mark and Andy, wherever you are, whatever is going on, what ever happens, I am your friend… Always… and… I’m sending the LOVE to you, your families and Mom, and yes, even Dad…
    Ethan

  23. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    She’s staying with J Kellman.

  24. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    She should ride a Mexican Coke Shark to Cuba.
    MCS

  25. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    I think it’s possible Brian Hunter might file a claim against GS and their Secret Sauce Code.

  26. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    Hand bridge is not saving her. She doesn’t even have an attractive breastbone going for her, like some flat-chested women.

  27. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    @22. god bless the retards of the world

  28. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    @26 = Buffalo Bill

  29. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    She should go to Ethan’s house…

  30. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | July 7, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    Fuck land, she’s on a boat, motherfucker!

  31. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    I know that I must do what’s right
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
    I seek to cure what’s deep inside
    Frightened of this thing that I’ve become…
    -Ruth Madoff’s iPod

  32. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    Time wounds all heels.

  33. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    @22 and if Bernie is a fall guy for societal greed, isn’t he really just a fall guy for society in general? If so, isn’t he just a fall guy for the United States of America? I don’t know about you, but I’m not going to just stand around and let that happen. From this very moment, let me declare: Free Madoff!!!!

  34. Posted by billionbux | July 7, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    She is always welcome, as are the boys, anytime… LOL xo e

  35. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    @29 who the hell is ethan?

  36. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    @ 22. flamer

  37. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    26- you dig the xylaphone look? wtf dude?

  38. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    @35 Ethan is Greg’s BFF

  39. Posted by billionbux | July 7, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    LOL… LOL… LMAO… e

  40. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    @28 — great reference
    @22 — you really made a wrong turn somewhere. Hit the back button on your browser and step away slowly from the computer.

  41. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    @37…are you suggesting that, as a xylaphonic looking woman, she’s looking like she’s unhealthily afraid of foreigners?? I asked our quants about that but even they didn’t know.

  42. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    Ethan also grew up with the Gabelli boys. http://xrl.us/MariotheARod

  43. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    #22: Bernie typing from his cell.
    Discuss.

  44. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    @37 don’t be a xylophobe. When you’ve tapped out a tune with your mallet on dem bones, you’ll know what I’m talkin’ ’bout.

  45. Posted by wcburrs87 | July 7, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    Well, we know she’s going to a country with easy internet access since she’s posting as @22…I guess Aruba.

  46. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    one word: Branson

  47. Posted by Tax Chick | July 7, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    Ethan is an anagram for “tan, eh?” My vote is for Australia. They were founded by a bunch of criminals… Ruthie should fit right in.

  48. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    I’M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!
    -Lady MacMadoff

  49. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    she’s going to go to Thailand and become a hooker.

  50. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    the beach at the Lake of Fire … I think she will find plenty of company.

  51. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    @22–if you’re for real, please cut your nuts off immediately so you can’t procreate. Many thanks.

  52. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    @22 pussy says what

  53. Posted by flaunt | July 7, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    @22 KILL YOURSELF

  54. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    I thought Lee Majors was the Fall Guy?

  55. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    @40
    I totally agree that 22 made a wrong turn somewhere. My question is…. where from?

  56. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    @22 Mark Madoff has internet access on Nantucket! Hey Mark, I hear you’ll be moving back to your old family digs in Queens pretty soon- that is if you’re not in the pen. You can tell your mom and your equine cousin Shana that craigslist is pretty good for cheap housing.

  57. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    She’s out at Shana’s $2.8 million cottage in East Hampton, using the name “Cheryl S. Lamb”.

  58. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    Mark and Andrew were in Alaska last summer and they like to fish. Sarah Palin is fishing in Alaska today. Coincidence? I think not.

  59. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 6:32 PM

    Mark and Andrew were in Alaska last summer and they like to fish. Sarah Palin is fishing in Alaska today. Coincidence? I think not.

  60. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 6:39 PM

    Ethan @22 is really Frank DiPascali. That’s how they talk in Howard Beach when they are excited about something.

  61. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    Ruth is going to spend her golden years handcuffed to CG’s racing car style bed at his studio apartment in Rego Park.
    - Fixed Income

  62. Posted by guest | July 8, 2009 at 2:59 AM

    The thing is, she doesn’t need her passport back. She needs a Jane Doe passport, a little bit of face altering surgery and hair dye for her new identity.

  63. Posted by Anonymous | March 6, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    658989

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