Picture 1833.pngIf Irving Picard has anything to say about it. The trustee liquidating Ponzi Nation has filed suit against Bernie’s woman, seeking to claw back the $2.3 million she was left to live on, saying she was in on the whole thing. In related news, Lady MacMadoff, whose lawyers are calling the suit “totally unjustified” and “wrong as a matter of law,” was allegedly seen “tooling around in a white Mercedes SL 500 convertible” over the weekend in Lawrence, NY.
Update: Just messing about the $2.3– Picard wants $44.8 million.
Earlier: Ruth Madoff Spanish Harlem Bound?

Comments (33)

  1. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    Ruthie lemonade shot.

  2. Posted by NakedShort | July 29, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    That sucks. They have awesome bodegas up there. 2 Steel Reserve 40s for $3

  3. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    OE>Steel Reserve. Bronx is Best.

  4. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    I would do body shots out of Toothy Ruthie’s ass.
    Seriously.

  5. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    @NS
    i thought i had seen (and heard) the last of steel reserve after leaving college!

  6. Posted by highlyconfident | July 29, 2009 at 1:16 PM

    She can crash at my place … provided she gets along with Anderson.
    -DR

  7. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    @4 You just may have a shot at doing that now

  8. Posted by Tax Chick | July 29, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    So if Picard succeeds at clawing back the $2.3MM and her sons continue to cold shoulder her, can the taxpayers expect to pick up the tab (welfare)?

  9. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    I will allow her to stay in my place on the UWS and in return she can cook and clean for me, fluff my pillows, do my laundry, and walk on my back barefoot like a Jewish version of a Geisha.
    BOOM! Problem solved.

  10. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    That’s hurtful. I like to remember Ruthie from happier times.

  11. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    that picture says: I can be discreet, but I’ll haunt your dreams.

  12. Posted by Anal_yst | July 29, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    The mouth screams “Bukakke!” but the, er, uh no that’s pretty much it

  13. Posted by NakedShort | July 29, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    Christ it looks like she uses a hot curling iron to apply her lipstick

  14. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    Question: Who gets a venereal disease first, Bernie or Ruth?

  15. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    @14 ruth, for sure.

  16. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    how about a remake of Indecent Proposal starting Ruth Madoff? That could generate some funds.

  17. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    This is only temporary. It’s only a matter of time until NYC’s most beautiful list comes out and Ruthie regains her respect.

  18. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    Think of the children!!!

  19. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    That picture says “I just got out of the back of Jimmy Cayne’s van.” followed by “Where are the cheetos?”

  20. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    Maybe this has been mentioned before, but does she look like one of the characters from the movie, “The Dark Crystal?”

  21. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    You have to wonder if – given the chance – she would trade all the wealth and riches she received over the years to go back to her pre-Madoff life of averageness – being unencumbered by scandal and shame as she is today.
    I believe she says she would, but really would not..

  22. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    got any ruth titty pix?

  23. Posted by Tax Chick | July 29, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    God that picture scares me. Reminds me of Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWapASlnglI

  24. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    Lady Elaine was kind of hot, Dude…

  25. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:51 PM

    @21 she would have just made a better effort to hide some unmarked scratch for when the shit hit the fan.

  26. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:51 PM

    @23, that is absolutely priceless…and 100% accurate.

  27. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    @23, that is absolutely priceless…and 100% accurate. Lady Elaine scared the crap out of me…

  28. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | July 29, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    Hey Naked:
    The collagen injected lips say “I’m a pampered wealthy older woman!” The bags under the eyes say “I’m gonna be sucking dick for cabfare soon!”
    BTW – Steel Reserve is definitely the preferred “park bench bottle” – 8.2% alcohol — Old English doesn’t come close

  29. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    I hear Picard is ticked at Ruth for not mentioning that she wired a large sum of money to I-don’t-know-where-yet.

  30. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | July 29, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    Ok…first the pic of MadMaxine…and now this?! My dick was so frightened, it’s now bunking inside with my spleen. Fuck!

  31. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    Where’s the love for St. Ide’s?

  32. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    From the photo, it appears that her forehead is unnaturally long — appears distended.
    I suspect a secret compartment, and its stuffed with cash and jewels. Her plastic surgery records should be scoured, just to be sure.
    Pfluger

  33. Posted by guest | July 29, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    Ruth will end up living in somebody’s attic ala Anne Frank

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