In case anybody at GS is having a rough Friday, there is a concerned individual on Craigslist who wants to help you out.
Hi. I am a receptionist in the Financial District and I totally suck at pool (happy Courtney?). LOL. But let it be known that I am a girl who pays her debts if she loses a bet. So with that, let me just say -- Happy Flash Friday to everyone, especially all the guys at GS. I hope these pics give you a smile and help jump start a great weekend. You all deserve it. xxoo
It starts with
And ramps up to the NSFW category after the jump
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:20AM
dude u even screwed up this post
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:21AM
yay titties!!!
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:21AM
Greg,
You just surpassed Lon Varney, Equity Private, and Keith Hahn in one full post.
You need not be referred to as Blanus from now on. The torch is yours.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:21AM
"...but gravity always wins."
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 31, 2009 11:23AM
this just doesn't look the same (i imagine) on a blackberry, damn interweb monitoring!
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:25AM
Greg's jumped the shark.
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Jul 31, 2009 11:26AM
I guess you weren't the one passed out in the tighty-whities aboard the big bull this AM? Impressive and keep up the marginal work!
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jul 31, 2009 11:27AM
Let's see that fried clam.
CG
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:27AM
I would pound that broad on the roof of 85 Broad while singing Lady Gaga tunes at the top of my voice.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:28AM
Kudos Greg,
You have found your writing niche.
Finally.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:28AM
Greg IS human... what a turn of events. I did NOT see this coming. Wowee...
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:30AM
she has really fat friends
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:34AM
@5 NICE! I couldn't figure out how to get this on the screen without getting fired...BB to the rescue
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:35AM
me likey
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:36AM
Is this an ad for Kmart clothng?
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:36AM
Greg this is redemption defined...but how will you best this?
For now @9 FTW...
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:41AM
Wow...was this post really by you, Greg?
I may need to tweak my model and upgrade you a few notches just based on this.
-S&P Bovine analyst
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:45AM
Do those tits ever get old? Don't think so.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:49AM
Is that EP?
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:51AM
Greg this is redemption defined...but how will you best this?
For now @9 FTW...
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:54AM
12 leads to 15. well done
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 11:55AM
@21 in your dreams. ep is a rack-less asian.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 31, 2009 11:56AM
bess throws greg a bone and, well...
@9 - would you go with "poker face" or "just dance"?
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:01PM
Craigslist prostitution ads getting ever more imaginative
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:07PM
@23 - Good question....hmmmmm...I think I gots to go with "poker face" ....
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:08PM
"Show them anyway" indeed.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:14PM
Good work, Greg. I told you not to phone it in and sure enough you came through.
BTW, do you have a contact number or an email for that person?
- P Markoff
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:17PM
anyone have the original link?
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:22PM
@25
lovegame bitches!!
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 31, 2009 12:28PM
Definitely "lovegame"
Greg, go hop on that disco stick
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:29PM
quite the refund gap
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:30PM
Nice Greg, a real winner to pull up at work on a Friday you db. I can hear the hr alarm bells ringing already.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:32PM
@ 11- No one did.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:33PM
I guess she'll be vacationing in SAG harbor this weekend.. yuck, yuck, yuck
- fratombomb.com
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 31, 2009 12:41PM
Having my own to play with, I am not converted to the Greg-is-a-genius camp by a couple of tittie shots. I still expect better.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:45PM
greg is the new keith hahn ?
interesting turn of events.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:46PM
@35 - Please do my taxes - slowly.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:47PM
@Tax Chick/35: http://tinyurl.com/n4dluq
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 31, 2009 12:51PM
@38 you are a sad, little man.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:54PM
@31 Knows what's up.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:56PM
38,
Women are like golden retriever puppies: if only they'd stay that size...
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Kimberlin-golden_L.jpg
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 12:59PM
no doubt rocks this site: http://www.dabagirls.com/
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 1:02PM
@42 that site was a publicity stunt that came out like months ago, was written about in the nyt, etc. way to stay ahead of the curve bud.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 1:08PM
will this chick be attending the Million Man Bukkake?
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 1:10PM
I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of all England
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 31, 2009 1:17PM
@ Tax Chick
Pictures or its not true
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 1:20PM
@3
Nice try Greg.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 1:22PM
smoking hot. all women should get in that kind of shape.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 1:25PM
45...brilliant.
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 31, 2009 1:25PM
@Anal - does that really work? Do women actually send you pictures of their naughty bits for your game of wack-a-mole?
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 1:30PM
45- if you really just made that up you win the week
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 1:43PM
@49, @51, no unfortunately i think i heard it somewhere before years ago
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 1:46PM
@45 Classic!
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 1:47PM
@45 reads textsfromlastnight.com
That is all.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 1:56PM
@54, smartass, that quote was out there on Overheard before textsfromlastnight.com even came into being
also, since the guy already disclaimed credit, wtf do you care?
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 2:05PM
Those are some great New York boobs
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 2:06PM
@45 gave me the guffaws.
kudos sir
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 2:17PM
Meh.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 2:35PM
@32 clearly she is wearing your dress.
Posted by FUNdamental , Jul 31, 2009 2:37PM
Anal - I believe you just got worked. Good effort, aig type results.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 2:39PM
Greg keep the porn posts coming and maybe we'll stop.
the crickets
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 2:42PM
Tax Chick if there is any way you could send a picture decribing your post I sure would appreciate it. BTW can you lick your nipples?
Posted by Pay It Forward , Jul 31, 2009 2:42PM
@61 -- Nice.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 2:49PM
Greg, I never thought I'd say this, but thanks.
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 3:01PM
@62 nice
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 3:13PM
@45 - the verb 'stick' would have been far more apropos than 'hit' but thanks anyway. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
-2StopShop
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 31, 2009 3:27PM
@ TaxChick
Over the years I have amassed quite the collection. I'm often pleasantly surprised (not really) at how willing some women are to volunteer compromising pictures of themselves, but who am I to complain?
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 3:58PM
@59 suck Greg you no talent ass clown
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 4:01PM
@59 suck Greg you no talent ass clown
Posted by guest , Jul 31, 2009 5:59PM
@Anal_yst - Chris Hansen is looking for you... He's wondering if you'll sign a consent form to be on TV.
-2StopShop
Posted by e_anthony58 , Jul 31, 2009 7:58PM
Yesterday was a drug entry.
Today is a boob entry.
Keep it up, DB.
That chick should audition for Fox Biz!!
Posted by trojan , Jul 31, 2009 8:53PM
greg just pulled an Ocean's 14-style heist. take pics of naked chick, post on craigslist, reference said act on DB to win approval.
boom.
even if its cheating, not baf.