• 31 Jul 2009 at 11:17 AM

Somebody Downtown Has A Present For The Guys At Goldman

By Greg Michaels

In case anybody at GS is having a rough Friday, there is a concerned individual on Craigslist who wants to help you out.

Hi. I am a receptionist in the Financial District and I totally suck at pool (happy Courtney?). LOL. But let it be known that I am a girl who pays her debts if she loses a bet. So with that, let me just say — Happy Flash Friday to everyone, especially all the guys at GS. I hope these pics give you a smile and help jump start a great weekend. You all deserve it. xxoo

It starts with
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And ramps up to the NSFW category after the jump


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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    dude u even screwed up this post

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    yay titties!!!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    Greg,
    You just surpassed Lon Varney, Equity Private, and Keith Hahn in one full post.
    You need not be referred to as Blanus from now on. The torch is yours.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    “…but gravity always wins.”

  5. 5
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 31, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    this just doesn’t look the same (i imagine) on a blackberry, damn interweb monitoring!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    Greg’s jumped the shark.

  7. 7
    Posted by EvilBuzzard | July 31, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    I guess you weren’t the one passed out in the tighty-whities aboard the big bull this AM? Impressive and keep up the marginal work!

  8. 8
    Posted by merkin capital partners | July 31, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Let’s see that fried clam.
    CG

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    I would pound that broad on the roof of 85 Broad while singing Lady Gaga tunes at the top of my voice.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    Kudos Greg,
    You have found your writing niche.
    Finally.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    Greg IS human… what a turn of events. I did NOT see this coming. Wowee…

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    she has really fat friends

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    @5 NICE! I couldn’t figure out how to get this on the screen without getting fired…BB to the rescue

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    me likey

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    Is this an ad for Kmart clothng?

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    Greg this is redemption defined…but how will you best this?
    For now @9 FTW…

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    Wow…was this post really by you, Greg?
    I may need to tweak my model and upgrade you a few notches just based on this.
    -S&P Bovine analyst

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    Do those tits ever get old? Don’t think so.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    Is that EP?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    Greg this is redemption defined…but how will you best this?
    For now @9 FTW…

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    12 leads to 15. well done

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    @21 in your dreams. ep is a rack-less asian.

  23. 23
    Posted by Investorcluzo | July 31, 2009 at 11:56 AM

    bess throws greg a bone and, well…
    @9 – would you go with “poker face” or “just dance”?

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    Craigslist prostitution ads getting ever more imaginative

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    @23 – Good question….hmmmmm…I think I gots to go with “poker face” ….

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    “Show them anyway” indeed.

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    Good work, Greg. I told you not to phone it in and sure enough you came through.
    BTW, do you have a contact number or an email for that person?
    - P Markoff

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    anyone have the original link?

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    @25
    lovegame bitches!!

  30. 30
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 31, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    Definitely “lovegame”
    Greg, go hop on that disco stick

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    quite the refund gap

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    Nice Greg, a real winner to pull up at work on a Friday you db. I can hear the hr alarm bells ringing already.

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    @ 11- No one did.

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    I guess she’ll be vacationing in SAG harbor this weekend.. yuck, yuck, yuck
    - fratombomb.com

  35. 35
    Posted by Tax Chick | July 31, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    Having my own to play with, I am not converted to the Greg-is-a-genius camp by a couple of tittie shots. I still expect better.

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    greg is the new keith hahn ?
    interesting turn of events.

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    @35 – Please do my taxes – slowly.

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    @Tax Chick/35: http://tinyurl.com/n4dluq

  39. 39
    Posted by Tax Chick | July 31, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    @38 you are a sad, little man.

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    @31 Knows what’s up.

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    38,
    Women are like golden retriever puppies: if only they’d stay that size…
    http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Kimberlin-golden_L.jpg

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    no doubt rocks this site: http://www.dabagirls.com/

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    @42 that site was a publicity stunt that came out like months ago, was written about in the nyt, etc. way to stay ahead of the curve bud.

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    will this chick be attending the Million Man Bukkake?

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    I’d hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of all England

  46. 46
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 31, 2009 at 1:17 PM

    @ Tax Chick
    Pictures or its not true

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    @3
    Nice try Greg.

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    smoking hot. all women should get in that kind of shape.

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    45…brilliant.

  50. 50
    Posted by Tax Chick | July 31, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    @Anal – does that really work? Do women actually send you pictures of their naughty bits for your game of wack-a-mole?

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    45- if you really just made that up you win the week

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    @49, @51, no unfortunately i think i heard it somewhere before years ago

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    @45 Classic!

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    @45 reads textsfromlastnight.com
    That is all.

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    @54, smartass, that quote was out there on Overheard before textsfromlastnight.com even came into being
    also, since the guy already disclaimed credit, wtf do you care?

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    Those are some great New York boobs

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    @45 gave me the guffaws.
    kudos sir

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    Meh.

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    @32 clearly she is wearing your dress.

  60. 60
    Posted by FUNdamental | July 31, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    Anal – I believe you just got worked. Good effort, aig type results.

  61. 61
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Greg keep the porn posts coming and maybe we’ll stop.
    the crickets

  62. 62
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Tax Chick if there is any way you could send a picture decribing your post I sure would appreciate it. BTW can you lick your nipples?

  63. 63
    Posted by Pay It Forward | July 31, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    @61 — Nice.

  64. 64
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    Greg, I never thought I’d say this, but thanks.

  65. 65
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    @62 nice

  66. 66
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    @45 – the verb ‘stick’ would have been far more apropos than ‘hit’ but thanks anyway. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
    -2StopShop

  67. 67
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 31, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    @ TaxChick
    Over the years I have amassed quite the collection. I’m often pleasantly surprised (not really) at how willing some women are to volunteer compromising pictures of themselves, but who am I to complain?

  68. 68
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    @59 suck Greg you no talent ass clown

  69. 69
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    @59 suck Greg you no talent ass clown

  70. 70
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    @Anal_yst – Chris Hansen is looking for you… He’s wondering if you’ll sign a consent form to be on TV.
    -2StopShop

  71. 71
    Posted by e_anthony58 | July 31, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    Yesterday was a drug entry.
    Today is a boob entry.
    Keep it up, DB.
    That chick should audition for Fox Biz!!

  72. 72
    Posted by trojan | July 31, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    greg just pulled an Ocean’s 14-style heist. take pics of naked chick, post on craigslist, reference said act on DB to win approval.
    boom.
    even if its cheating, not baf.

  73. 73
    Posted by Guest | June 1, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    One day she will marry an a hole drive the kiddies to private school run up credit cards and sit on a few charity boards and play cherry!

  74. 74
    Posted by Brooklyn Bully | June 23, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    UBS guys are good a pool too!

  75. 75
    Posted by LONE RANGER | August 11, 2011 at 4:07 AM

    yummy1

  76. 76
    Posted by biancabeauchamplatexfan | October 2, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    Oh wow

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