• 21 Jul 2009 at 2:45 PM

Stephen Baldwin Falls On Hard Times Junkie Tenant Can’t Pull Him Out Of

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By now you’ve likely heard the terrible news: Stephen Baldwin, pictured above in better times, has filed for bankruptcy. The bro of Alec owes $1.19 million on two mortgages and almost $1 million to the IRS on taxes as far back as 1999. Since the shilling for God thing really hasn’t panned out like Baldy thought it would, we’re looking at some pretty bleak scenarios. Alec’s not offering a bailout, who knows what Billy thinks of all this and what’s most upsetting is the fact that up until a few weeks ago, there actually was one guy Stephen could’ve called on to cover him with cash, just for the time being. Obviously I’m talking about the heroin dealer who was living in Baldy’s guest house, who was arrested on July 9. Now with the purveyor of smack locked up, who knows what’s gonna happen. Also, since we know this kind of stuff happens in threes, which reality TV/sports/meth addict star is next? L-Dykes, Baldwin, and who? I’m sure one of you pricks would just love to say Gary Busey but I’ll have you know The Buse keeps his finances in exemplary order and would never get into a situation like this.

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    Comments (67)

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    1. 1
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:47 PM

      My boss on the east Natgas desk used to say, “This market is uglier than a Baldwin brother….”

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:47 PM

      Figures. He’s the one that’s conservative Republican.

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:48 PM

      Figures. He’s the one that’s conservative Republican.

    4. 4
      Posted by merkin capital partners | July 21, 2009 at 2:49 PM

      Does this mean no Bio-Dome sequel?

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:49 PM

      Kate Gosselin.

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:49 PM

      @1 alec is a beautiful, hirsute man.

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:50 PM

      Burt Reynolds.

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:50 PM

      Ruben Studdard.

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:51 PM

      Damnit. Merkin beat me to the low-hanging Bio-Dome fruit.

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:51 PM

      The kid that plays Malcom’s older brother Francis from Malcom in the Middle.

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:51 PM

      Gina Davis.

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:52 PM

      Cody Willard.

    13. 13
      Posted by sourceclosetodiscussions | July 21, 2009 at 2:52 PM

      @2/3 – the first post says, sort of clever, information some may find interesting; the second post says, amateur, I saw it on the web while searching job listings…so I’ve been told.

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:52 PM

      Susan Sarandon.

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:53 PM

      @ Merkin
      In fact it may be the one thing that gives it a chance! Think about it. Down on his luck actor will take about any job you are willing to give him. I’m just glad there will be more SyFy channel original movies.
      -Quant

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:53 PM

      The lead girl from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:55 PM

      John Kruk.

    18. 18
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:55 PM

      Admit it, “Bio-Dome 2: Electric Boogaloo” has a certain je ne sais quoi.

    19. 19
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 2:56 PM

      Don’t forget the low-hangin’ fruit of his “for profit” Antioch Ministries. Carry on.
      How about that “HM” shoulder tattoo he got just to get a one shot role on “Hanna Montana”.
      I am surprised he doesn’t run a hedge fund but someone already runs Douchbage Capital Management right?

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:01 PM

      Haley Joel Osment

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:03 PM

      Janet Reno.

    22. 22
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:05 PM

      Jason Alexander.

    23. 23
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:06 PM

      Excellent Bio-Dome reference @13 !! Kudos…

    24. 24
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:07 PM

      Is that a “…” after “with”?

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:07 PM

      John C. Reilly.

    26. 26
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:07 PM

      Carl Weathers

    27. 27
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:08 PM

      His eyes glow with sex.

    28. 28
      Posted by american bandersnatch | July 21, 2009 at 3:08 PM

      He was great in Full Metal Jacket.

    29. 29
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:09 PM

      Elijah Wood.

    30. 30
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:09 PM

      Shannon Doherty.

    31. 31
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:10 PM

      the beard bernanks

    32. 32
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:10 PM

      Gary Busey.

    33. 33
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:10 PM

      Helen Hunt.

    34. 34
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:10 PM

      @23 graduates of Livingston High School don’t file for bankruptcy!

    35. 35
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:12 PM

      Richard Jeni.

    36. 36
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:13 PM

      Kaiser Soze

    37. 37
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:15 PM

      Jimmy Carter.

    38. 38
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:16 PM

      Scott Baio

    39. 39
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:16 PM

      God Bless the “Buse” for this famous quote of his: “Men are failed women at birth.”

    40. 40
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:17 PM

      KIRK CAMERON

    41. 41
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:17 PM

      Shane Victorino.

    42. 42
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:18 PM

      Alec Baldwin.

    43. 43
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:19 PM

      Zac Effron.

    44. 44
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:20 PM

      Greg Michaels.

    45. 45
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:21 PM

      Ron Jeremy

    46. 46
      Posted by merkin capital partners | July 21, 2009 at 3:23 PM

      @41, nah..but what about Boner?

    47. 47
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:29 PM

      Keyser Soze……via Kobayashi of course

    48. 48
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:30 PM

      steven seagal

    49. 49
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:34 PM

      dennis kneale

    50. 50
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:35 PM

      You would think Alec Baldwin could help his little brother out but perhaps his divorce depleted his bank accounts as well.

    51. 51
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:37 PM

      “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!”
      -Pegasus

    52. 52
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:39 PM

      I always thought he was kind of hot in a Neanderthal kind of way….
      Miss KB

    53. 53
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:48 PM

      MC Hammer…again

    54. 54
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:50 PM

      Baldwin needs to do a quickie straight to video Shannon Tweed erotic thriller,or failing that, move to Italy and make some schlock grindhouse epics for the primo Albania/Romania market.

    55. 55
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:51 PM

      Dennis Kneale can get you an excellent deal on a slightly used collie. Does that help Mr. Baldwin?

    56. 56
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 3:53 PM

      @49 – bingo

    57. 57
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 4:02 PM

      J.C. Van Damme

    58. 58
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 4:07 PM

      @36 ouch… Elias Koteas

    59. 59
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 4:13 PM

      Chuck Norris

    60. 60
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 4:24 PM

      Your mother.

    61. 61
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 4:26 PM

      Michael Cain
      BlackPoint

    62. 62
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 5:07 PM

      Joe Theisman

    63. 63
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 5:10 PM

      Levander Williams, star of Wildcats, bitches

    64. 64
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 5:11 PM

      Levander Williams, star of Wildcats, bitches

    65. 65
      Posted by guest | July 21, 2009 at 7:32 PM

      I see a Screech Powers porno in his future

    66. 66
      Posted by bateman | July 21, 2009 at 10:50 PM

      my friend Bob Sacamano

    67. 67
      Posted by oem software | May 3, 2012 at 5:28 AM

      83hWYz Very good post.Really thank you! Fantastic.

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