• 30 Jul 2009 at 9:50 AM

The Concrete Slab Is Back In Play

By Greg Michaels

TBP.jpgT. Boone’s favorite piece of concrete was on the move again. The well-traveled section of driveway is back at its place of origin, Holdenville, OK as the fight for TBP’s signature heats up and is heading to the courts. On the one hand, the house’s current owner David McCart contends its his because the driveway provides access to his property. On the other hand, the City of Holdenville contends that they have a right to it because the slab was on city easement. As mentioned earlier, TBP’s claim on the property stems from his status as a common thief who answers to a different set of rules.

Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    BLANUS!! You heard it here first.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    @1 Unoriginal but modestly OK start to another fun day of Greg-bashing.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    Last sentence was pure genius! Kudos !!

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    Greg, I’m going to cut your nipples off and use them as ball markers.
    -Jeff Macke

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    Somehow a Greg post about cement seems totally appropriate

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    Greg, you got a purty mouth.
    -KL

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    OK, noticed a pattern. Greg, you end each post with really good stuff. The prob is the 1st 75% of each post is very dry. Like watching a porn with lots of character development.
    Maybe work on this.

  8. 8
    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | July 30, 2009 at 10:29 AM

    Boone’s kid robbed my buddy’s fly-shop a couple years ago, while under indictment for pink sheet style fax stuffing pump and dump dealio.
    Nice to see Boone’s got it in him, to show the little tyke how it’s done.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 10:35 AM

    Greggums,
    I know were really drunk the other night, sweetie even though you usually handle your alcohol better. Anyway, I am a little concerned because you forgot to pull out before you came. Would you be a dear and pick mommy up an EPT on your way home? Thanks.
    Love,
    Mom

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    Jules Verne reincarnate?

  11. 11
    Posted by NakedShort | July 30, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    @9 No need for an EPT she cuts her blow with Plan B

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    @7 got it right. Last sentence was funny.
    Way to be, Grichaels- we can build on this.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    Greg Michaels + All Noel women = 80% of my laughter throughout the day

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    I don’t understand why people call Greg BLANUS. How did Greg’s anus get bleached? How do we know it’s bleached?

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2009 at 1:17 PM

    @7 – how many posts have you actually read? I think you’re being a bit generous.
    @13 – your existence saddens me.
    -2StopShop

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