A few weeks ago, while guesting on CNBC-Englewood Cliffs, CNBC-Asia's Amanda Drury displayed an aggressive amount of cleave. So much so that it had to be noted. She went home after that and we decided we were going to initiate a new daily feature called "Today in Amanda Drury Cleave," since the wardrobe department was clearly dressing her to meet a request filed by you people, and because sometimes we need easy, breast-y posts and we can't always make them about Mark Haines. I don't know if Drures was embarrassed by the attention, or if network censors deemed the cut of her shirt to be inappropriate but since that day, she's been buttoned up to the extreme. I know this because every single morning I have dutifully gone through CNBC Asia clips featuring AD, on mute of course, looking for signs of cleave. Nothing. Nada. Yesterday, and this is not an exaggeration, she might as well have been wearing a loose fitting turtleneck. But then! This morning, a sign of life:
Drury is scheduled to be back in Englewood Cliffs for two weeks in August. It's unclear if today was indication she's gearing herself and the Druries back up for battle; while it's nothing like the effort put forth on D-Day, from your lips to D's D's, it's a welcome start.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:40AM
that's what I'm talkin about!
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:40AM
First! Suck it bitches!
- LB
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:40AM
I'm a tit man, so I appreciate this.
-KL
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:41AM
Yes please. More Mandy.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:41AM
I've got 50 million singles to shove down those D's.
-Ben Lorello
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:43AM
i'm an ass man but still i'd rip her apart like a citi job offer letter!
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:44AM
D's or C's? Discuss.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:44AM
"Click to enlarge"... not necessary for me.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:45AM
CNBC is but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets during market hours upon the stage
And then is heard no more; it is a tale told by Dennis Kneale, full of sound and Drury,
Signifying nothing
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:45AM
@7 - Cs with help from a push up.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:46AM
you get paid to search for pictures of huge tits? not fair.
-vik p
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:47AM
Fucking hilarious, Bess.
@2 fail
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:47AM
Drury Blanus or Drury no blanus? That is the question.
The AntiGreg
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:48AM
I like her, she seems smart
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:50AM
trannyliscous
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:52AM
Motor boat
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 15, 2009 10:52AM
I would give her the worst 19 seconds of her life
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:52AM
@15 I do see shades of a tranny, but a super hot tranny.
-SC
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 10:57AM
@ 18, would you HB to TF?
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:00AM
Bess - I am hoping your tag line comes true.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:04AM
@20 it will.
-Amanda Drury's braless D's from the future
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:10AM
How do you say breastiseses in abo?
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:11AM
Amanda, i gotta come clean, babe. There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when i think about it. And that image, that one image is your big tits.
-Kenny Lewis
Posted by aisincl , Jul 15, 2009 11:12AM
#6, fantastic
Drury is to cleav as Quick is to lazy eyes
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:17AM
Vikram Pandit: Have you ever played telephone before? You don't even know how to play telephone, do you?
Tim Geithner: I *do* know how to play telephone.
Vikram Pandit: Oh, do you?
Tim Geithner: Yeah, but I usually play the "G" version. It's usually something like, "Susie lives down the lane."
Vikram Pandit: The kid didn't say "Susie lives down the lane," he said "I love tits!"
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:19AM
My name is mandy, and I'm the best, all the MDs want to feel my breasts
buh boov, buh, psht, buh boov boov buh psht!
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:26AM
I'm offended by this display.
-mormon trader
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:28AM
What's the big deal? I see racks like that on the desk every day.
-Ping J
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:29AM
PJ here again, who wants to see MY tits?
-28
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:29AM
@29 I do, I do!
-SC
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 15, 2009 11:34AM
Amanda, Call me baby, now that you've had time to recover from the legendary pounding I gave you last time
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:34AM
Christmas in July!
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:37AM
The green collar says "I'm classy" The low cut shirt says "Put between the bags"
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:39AM
@33 inferior imitation of NakedShort.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:40AM
bad @Anal_yst
He seemed like such a nice boy, too.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:47AM
I'd like to put my didgeridoo between those sheilas.
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 15, 2009 11:48AM
@33 correction.
Here goes my best effort I am a little hung over.
The green collar says "I'm a sophisticated business reporter". The raccoon like eye make up says "I had a hardcore arabian goggle session last night"
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 11:54AM
I'd think more of Greg if this was his story rather than Bess's. On second thought, no I wouldn't
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 15, 2009 11:58AM
@35
Define "nice"
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 12:00PM
@38 wouldnt' you think more of greg if any of the story's written by bess had his byline?
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 12:02PM
Dangnabbit, there you go again Bess! This time CNBC is going to bust out a burqa on her (pun intended)!
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 12:03PM
Amanda Drury's bra walked into a bar and order a drink. The bartender refused to serve it. When asked why, the bartender said, "I can't serve you, you're clearly off your tits."
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 12:06PM
Drury's tits make me hornier than a three-petered billy goat.
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Jul 15, 2009 12:10PM
She could go rafting without the flotation device. That was mean and inconsiderate. I'd feel much, much better if she'd spank me for saying that. Many times.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 12:45PM
You hornballs act like Mandy was just discovered. I've been watching her on CNNC world for years. At first I assumed I should mute it but I came to realize she was just as good with the sound on.
Grrrrrrl power!!!
Posted by wcburrs87 , Jul 15, 2009 1:03PM
I can't wait until leather and handcuffs become appropriate female business attire. CNBC will be worth watching again.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 1:05PM
"Give it to me, Baby."
-- Rick James
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 1:26PM
Naked Short @ 37 it's like this:
The Veronica Lake hair-do hints at coy and fetching; the Maria Bartiromo siggi-bimbo eyeshadow guarantees a polesmoking that would cave your head in.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 1:27PM
If Michelle Caruso-Cabrera wore the same outfits as Drury...imagine the attention she'd be getting.
Posted by e_anthony58 , Jul 15, 2009 1:39PM
More Margret Brennan please! 10am Bloomberg!
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 1:44PM
CNBC is promoting big titties, green shoots and porn. This wouldn't have anything to do with ratings would it? I mean they are a serious business news channel right, or are things just so fucked up in the markets that we all should be jerking off? Either way my 401k is screwed.
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 1:54PM
@14- looks can be deceiving
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 15, 2009 1:54PM
@48 I am about 86% sure at this point Id rather have Cody Willard smoke my pole than Bartiromo.
But in any case Bravo
Posted by HeadlessHorseman , Jul 15, 2009 1:58PM
I'd make that T&A bounce like a state tax refund check from California!
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 2:46PM
Drury's nice but she's no Maxine Waters.
-- Charlie Rangel
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2009 3:23PM
More cleave needed.