• 15 Jul 2009 at 10:37 AM

Today In Amanda Drury Cleave

A few weeks ago, while guesting on CNBC-Englewood Cliffs, CNBC-Asia’s Amanda Drury displayed an aggressive amount of cleave. So much so that it had to be noted. She went home after that and we decided we were going to initiate a new daily feature called “Today in Amanda Drury Cleave,” since the wardrobe department was clearly dressing her to meet a request filed by you people, and because sometimes we need easy, breast-y posts and we can’t always make them about Mark Haines. I don’t know if Drures was embarrassed by the attention, or if network censors deemed the cut of her shirt to be inappropriate but since that day, she’s been buttoned up to the extreme. I know this because every single morning I have dutifully gone through CNBC Asia clips featuring AD, on mute of course, looking for signs of cleave. Nothing. Nada. Yesterday, and this is not an exaggeration, she might as well have been wearing a loose fitting turtleneck. But then! This morning, a sign of life:
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Drury is
scheduled to be back in Englewood Cliffs for two weeks in August. It’s unclear if today was indication she’s gearing herself and the Druries back up for battle; while it’s nothing like the effort put forth on D-Day, from your lips to D’s D’s, it’s a welcome start.

Comments (57)

  1. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    that’s what I’m talkin about!

  2. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    First! Suck it bitches!
    - LB

  3. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    I’m a tit man, so I appreciate this.
    -KL

  4. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    Yes please. More Mandy.

  5. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    I’ve got 50 million singles to shove down those D’s.
    -Ben Lorello

  6. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    i’m an ass man but still i’d rip her apart like a citi job offer letter!

  7. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    D’s or C’s? Discuss.

  8. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    “Click to enlarge”… not necessary for me.

  9. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    CNBC is but a walking shadow, a poor player
    That struts and frets during market hours upon the stage
    And then is heard no more; it is a tale told by Dennis Kneale, full of sound and Drury,
    Signifying nothing

  10. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    @7 – Cs with help from a push up.

  11. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    you get paid to search for pictures of huge tits? not fair.
    -vik p

  12. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Fucking hilarious, Bess.
    @2 fail

  13. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Drury Blanus or Drury no blanus? That is the question.
    The AntiGreg

  14. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    I like her, she seems smart

  15. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    trannyliscous

  16. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    Motor boat

  17. Posted by NakedShort | July 15, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    I would give her the worst 19 seconds of her life

  18. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    @15 I do see shades of a tranny, but a super hot tranny.
    -SC

  19. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    @ 18, would you HB to TF?

  20. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Bess – I am hoping your tag line comes true.

  21. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    @20 it will.
    -Amanda Drury’s braless D’s from the future

  22. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    How do you say breastiseses in abo?

  23. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    Amanda, i gotta come clean, babe. There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when i think about it. And that image, that one image is your big tits.
    -Kenny Lewis

  24. Posted by aisincl | July 15, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    #6, fantastic
    Drury is to cleav as Quick is to lazy eyes

  25. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Vikram Pandit: Have you ever played telephone before? You don’t even know how to play telephone, do you?
    Tim Geithner: I *do* know how to play telephone.
    Vikram Pandit: Oh, do you?
    Tim Geithner: Yeah, but I usually play the “G” version. It’s usually something like, “Susie lives down the lane.”
    Vikram Pandit: The kid didn’t say “Susie lives down the lane,” he said “I love tits!”

  26. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    My name is mandy, and I’m the best, all the MDs want to feel my breasts
    buh boov, buh, psht, buh boov boov buh psht!

  27. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    I’m offended by this display.
    -mormon trader

  28. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    What’s the big deal? I see racks like that on the desk every day.
    -Ping J

  29. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    PJ here again, who wants to see MY tits?
    -28

  30. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    @29 I do, I do!
    -SC

  31. Posted by Anal_yst | July 15, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    Amanda, Call me baby, now that you’ve had time to recover from the legendary pounding I gave you last time

  32. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    Christmas in July!

  33. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    The green collar says “I’m classy” The low cut shirt says “Put between the bags”

  34. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    @33 inferior imitation of NakedShort.

  35. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    bad @Anal_yst
    He seemed like such a nice boy, too.

  36. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    I’d like to put my didgeridoo between those sheilas.

  37. Posted by NakedShort | July 15, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    @33 correction.
    Here goes my best effort I am a little hung over.
    The green collar says “I’m a sophisticated business reporter”. The raccoon like eye make up says “I had a hardcore arabian goggle session last night”

  38. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    I’d think more of Greg if this was his story rather than Bess’s. On second thought, no I wouldn’t

  39. Posted by Anal_yst | July 15, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    @35
    Define “nice”

  40. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    @38 wouldnt’ you think more of greg if any of the story’s written by bess had his byline?

  41. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    Dangnabbit, there you go again Bess! This time CNBC is going to bust out a burqa on her (pun intended)!

  42. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    Amanda Drury’s bra walked into a bar and order a drink. The bartender refused to serve it. When asked why, the bartender said, “I can’t serve you, you’re clearly off your tits.”

  43. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    Drury’s tits make me hornier than a three-petered billy goat.

  44. Posted by EvilBuzzard | July 15, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    She could go rafting without the flotation device. That was mean and inconsiderate. I’d feel much, much better if she’d spank me for saying that. Many times.

  45. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    You hornballs act like Mandy was just discovered. I’ve been watching her on CNNC world for years. At first I assumed I should mute it but I came to realize she was just as good with the sound on.
    Grrrrrrl power!!!

  46. Posted by wcburrs87 | July 15, 2009 at 1:03 PM

    I can’t wait until leather and handcuffs become appropriate female business attire. CNBC will be worth watching again.

  47. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    “Give it to me, Baby.”
    – Rick James

  48. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    Naked Short @ 37 it’s like this:
    The Veronica Lake hair-do hints at coy and fetching; the Maria Bartiromo siggi-bimbo eyeshadow guarantees a polesmoking that would cave your head in.

  49. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    If Michelle Caruso-Cabrera wore the same outfits as Drury…imagine the attention she’d be getting.

  50. Posted by e_anthony58 | July 15, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    More Margret Brennan please! 10am Bloomberg!

  51. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    CNBC is promoting big titties, green shoots and porn. This wouldn’t have anything to do with ratings would it? I mean they are a serious business news channel right, or are things just so fucked up in the markets that we all should be jerking off? Either way my 401k is screwed.

  52. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    @14- looks can be deceiving

  53. Posted by NakedShort | July 15, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    @48 I am about 86% sure at this point Id rather have Cody Willard smoke my pole than Bartiromo.
    But in any case Bravo

  54. Posted by HeadlessHorseman | July 15, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    I’d make that T&A bounce like a state tax refund check from California!

  55. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    Drury’s nice but she’s no Maxine Waters.
    – Charlie Rangel

  56. Posted by guest | July 15, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    More cleave needed.

  57. Posted by Guest | May 28, 2010 at 2:27 PM

    Today was a good day. ;)

    Have to say, though, aside from her huge babeness, she’s a qualified anchorwoman.

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