• 24 Jul 2009 at 5:02 PM

Today’s Food Eating Challenge Contestant Disappoints Charlie Gasparino Greatly

By Bess Levin

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The above spread of cured meats and cheese was placed in front of a Barclays trader in a test of gastrointestinal fortitude this afternoon. 90 minute time limit, water allowed, puking a dealbreaker. He got halfway through and is now in the bathroom throwing it up. According to an on-looker, “apparently the cheeses were particularly aromatic and the whole thing smelled like vomit before he even started.”

Comments (16)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    how many times a day do you talk to CG now, bess? are you guys dating or something? i mean fuck

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    Fuckin a?

  3. 3
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 24, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Judging from the scrawny-ass hand/forearm in the picture, looks like the poor schmuck never even had a chance

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    GC would be prouder if it came in the shape of a salumi vagina.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    @1 there’s nothing nothing in this that says she spoke to him today. it was an obvious tie-in. i mean fuck.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    that looks f’in disgusting

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    challenge? snack. peasants.
    -cg

  8. 8
    Posted by Investorcluzo | July 24, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    is that clown wearing a tee-shirt? bess, you sure that’s barclays and not j.t. marlin? wtf, casual fridays are one thing, but c’mon!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    @8 i thought the same thing.
    -elitist

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    fuckin pussy.
    -cg

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    Puking is for closers!

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    Please tell me this is a plate or leftovers from last night’s intern farewell party.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 24, 2009 at 6:34 PM

    1. What is that stuff? 2. How can you tell what the poor stiff’s wearing? I can’t see a thing.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 25, 2009 at 7:18 PM

    It didnt end because he threw up. Some compliance person shut it down first.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 27, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    Can we get some details about what our hero is actually eating? Where’s it from? What’s in it?

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | August 26, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    If you’re looking for more official challenges like this (as in restaurants that give away free stuff for eating massive amounts of food) check out http://www.ibetyouwont.com they have a ton of them.

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