• 10 Jul 2009 at 10:35 AM

Unfounded Rumor Of The Morning: Lorello Setting Sights On Jefferies Domination?

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Supposedly Ben Lorello, who recently joined Jefferies as head of healthcare, in a move that majorly chapped the hide of his former employer UBS, is “lined up for the Co-Head Investment Banking job as soon Chris Kanoff retires.” Meaning a whole lot more JEF employees can look forward to having their tardy asses written up and punished accordingly sometime soon.

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    Comments (15)

    1. 1
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:38 AM

      go benji, it’s your birthday, go benji, it’s your birthday.

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:40 AM

      will Lenny Dykstra be named his number two?

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM

      @2 no, his fluffer.
      -LD

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM

      “he works in healthcare but doesn’t care about our health”
      - Jefferies analyst

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM

      Getting a tardy warning at jefferies is the new 2007 bonus at goldman.

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM

      @2 said “number 2″ hahahaha

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:43 AM

      @6
      i have only two things to say to you: nr 1 and nr 2.

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:47 AM

      This just proves what I’ve always thought. UBS Sucks.
      And to the UBS telco guy, did ubs telecom ever actually do a deal?

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 11:00 AM

      Being early is the new killing it.

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 11:08 AM

      i have a plump sac

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 11:30 AM

      9- sadly, that is true for so many banker bretheren

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 11:46 AM

      Isn’t being “in line for head of I-banking at Jeffries” about the same as “prepped for your colonoscopy?”

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 11:49 AM

      I-banking at Jefferies > prepped for coloscopy > I-banking at BofA

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 1:22 PM

      I thought everyone would have known this already, it is in the court complaint. Little slow on the uptake DB.

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 1:55 PM

      It’s true! It’s true! Lenny Dykstra told me so.

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