• 10 Jul 2009 at 10:35 AM

Unfounded Rumor Of The Morning: Lorello Setting Sights On Jefferies Domination?

By Bess Levin

Supposedly Ben Lorello, who recently joined Jefferies as head of healthcare, in a move that majorly chapped the hide of his former employer UBS, is “lined up for the Co-Head Investment Banking job as soon Chris Kanoff retires.” Meaning a whole lot more JEF employees can look forward to having their tardy asses written up and punished accordingly sometime soon.

Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    go benji, it’s your birthday, go benji, it’s your birthday.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    will Lenny Dykstra be named his number two?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    @2 no, his fluffer.
    -LD

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    “he works in healthcare but doesn’t care about our health”
    - Jefferies analyst

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    Getting a tardy warning at jefferies is the new 2007 bonus at goldman.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    @2 said “number 2″ hahahaha

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    @6
    i have only two things to say to you: nr 1 and nr 2.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    This just proves what I’ve always thought. UBS Sucks.
    And to the UBS telco guy, did ubs telecom ever actually do a deal?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Being early is the new killing it.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    i have a plump sac

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    9- sadly, that is true for so many banker bretheren

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    Isn’t being “in line for head of I-banking at Jeffries” about the same as “prepped for your colonoscopy?”

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    I-banking at Jefferies > prepped for coloscopy > I-banking at BofA

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    I thought everyone would have known this already, it is in the court complaint. Little slow on the uptake DB.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 10, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    It’s true! It’s true! Lenny Dykstra told me so.

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