First off, what? a) not even sure what that means b) not nearly dirty enough, given the high standard previously set by the Oracle of O when it comes to marrying folksy business wisdom and aberrant sex fetish. We’ll give him a pass, and assume if the interview had been conducted by Becky Quick, his shit would’ve been up to par. Secondly, would it have killed the guy to name-check See’s? Basically every interview since the 1880′s begins “reached from home while sipping on a Cherry Coke, Mr. Buffett yadda yadda yadda.” Now that times are tough, he’s too good to shill? You’re better than that, B. Next time, tell the pretty lady your favorite “Viagra and candy” recipe is half a sex pill, handful of peppermint twists (you like the cooling properties), and a dash of salted nuts, and that the company is working on a line of Pop Rocks for those times you’re looking for a novelty B to the J.
Warren Buffett: “First stimulus package was sort of like taking half a tablet of Viagra and having also a bunch of candy mixed in”
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I’d hit it
that guy’s the man. always has been.
How about – The first stimulus was like a reach around at summer camp after a long day of playing grab ass.
Half of a Viagra tablet is all some men need.
Or – The first round of stimulus was like pulling a rail off Charles Gasparino’s cock?
-Brody McVee
I would like to receive some Buffet stimulus.
Porker Stansberry
@5 that works
-cg
UBS Telecom 4evah
@8 stfu with that comment which you leave on every post. and btw, WB, don’t act like you haven’t tried a mix of Viagra and a DQ Blizzard.
Pop Rocks BJs really are the best.
I like to crush up viagra pills and sprinkle them in the coffee pot and water cooler at the office.
@11 which firm?
@12 which “firm” you kill me!
All this guy does is talk his own book.
Only half a tablet??? Jesus!! No wonder I’ve been to the emergency room so many times!!! I thought you took a Viagra for each time you wanted to do it per night!!
~The Forehead Slapper
“half a sex pill, handful of peppermint twists (you like the cooling properties), and a dash of salted nuts”
I’m trying that tonight.
@14…No shit!!
~T. Boone
The turtleneck says “I’m a sophisticated lady” but the pants around his ankles scream “get on this.”
@18 nice
Elaine: “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things….”
@13 – FTW!
@18 correction the turtleneck says “Im a sophisticated lady” the glasses say “with these goddamn cataracts as bad as they are I cant afford to take another errant cum shot in my eye”
Hey!! Don’t knock the turtleneck. If you’ve ever lived in Omaha, Nebraska, you’d know it is a municipal law that, when enjoying your basement, you have to wear a white turtleneck under either (a) a Cornhusker sweatshirt or (2) a V-neck sweater. And you have to make fun of people from Iowa.
Iowa = idiots out walking around
@23 he’s from Nebraska, not Iowa, shit for brains.
@22 you’re right, stand corrected
@25 – He is an American, stupid.
I think my secretary has a clitoris erection from the coffee viagra.
I can’t decide if I want to fuck or eat a bunch of sugar.
Bertha is my viagra
-Mark Haines
Speaking of Viagra and pants already the ankles… how many lines of blow and dead hookers have LK and CG gone thru out in Vegas?
The turtleneck always gets the ladies to let their guards down just a touch. That and the roofies.
- MCS
Speaking of Viagra and pants around the ankles… how many lines of blow and dead hookers have LK and CG gone thru out in Vegas?
The turtleneck always gets the ladies to let their guards down just a touch. That and the roofies.
- MCS
@25…WTF?
God, what I wouldn’t give too tap Buffet’s sweet sweet ass.
@4 it helps to have a stick of butter & a roll of nickels handy if you really want to do it right.
@25. you idiot.
Fate dealt a fat pervert a good hand.
I don’t watch much TV.
Who is that hot one doing the interview?
This 2nd stimulus concerns me. What if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours?