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First off, what? a) not even sure what that means b) not nearly dirty enough, given the high standard previously set by the Oracle of O when it comes to marrying folksy business wisdom and aberrant sex fetish. We’ll give him a pass, and assume if the interview had been conducted by Becky Quick, his shit would’ve been up to par. Secondly, would it have killed the guy to name-check See’s? Basically every interview since the 1880′s begins “reached from home while sipping on a Cherry Coke, Mr. Buffett yadda yadda yadda.” Now that times are tough, he’s too good to shill? You’re better than that, B. Next time, tell the pretty lady your favorite “Viagra and candy” recipe is half a sex pill, handful of peppermint twists (you like the cooling properties), and a dash of salted nuts, and that the company is working on a line of Pop Rocks for those times you’re looking for a novelty B to the J.

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  1. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    I’d hit it

  2. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    that guy’s the man. always has been.

  3. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    How about – The first stimulus was like a reach around at summer camp after a long day of playing grab ass.

  4. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    Half of a Viagra tablet is all some men need.

  5. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    Or – The first round of stimulus was like pulling a rail off Charles Gasparino’s cock?
    -Brody McVee

  6. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    I would like to receive some Buffet stimulus.
    Porker Stansberry

  7. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    @5 that works
    -cg

  8. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:35 AM

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  9. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    @8 stfu with that comment which you leave on every post. and btw, WB, don’t act like you haven’t tried a mix of Viagra and a DQ Blizzard.

  10. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    Pop Rocks BJs really are the best.

  11. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    I like to crush up viagra pills and sprinkle them in the coffee pot and water cooler at the office.

  12. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:46 AM

    @11 which firm?

  13. Posted by NakedShort | July 9, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    @12 which “firm” you kill me!

  14. Posted by merkin capital partners | July 9, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    All this guy does is talk his own book.

  15. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Only half a tablet??? Jesus!! No wonder I’ve been to the emergency room so many times!!! I thought you took a Viagra for each time you wanted to do it per night!!
    ~The Forehead Slapper

  16. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    “half a sex pill, handful of peppermint twists (you like the cooling properties), and a dash of salted nuts”
    I’m trying that tonight.

  17. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    @14…No shit!!
    ~T. Boone

  18. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    The turtleneck says “I’m a sophisticated lady” but the pants around his ankles scream “get on this.”

  19. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:57 AM

    @18 nice

  20. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    Elaine: “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things….”

  21. Posted by KevinB | July 9, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    @13 – FTW!

  22. Posted by NakedShort | July 9, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    @18 correction the turtleneck says “Im a sophisticated lady” the glasses say “with these goddamn cataracts as bad as they are I cant afford to take another errant cum shot in my eye”

  23. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    Hey!! Don’t knock the turtleneck. If you’ve ever lived in Omaha, Nebraska, you’d know it is a municipal law that, when enjoying your basement, you have to wear a white turtleneck under either (a) a Cornhusker sweatshirt or (2) a V-neck sweater. And you have to make fun of people from Iowa.

  24. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    Iowa = idiots out walking around

  25. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    @23 he’s from Nebraska, not Iowa, shit for brains.

  26. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    @22 you’re right, stand corrected

  27. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    @25 – He is an American, stupid.

  28. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    I think my secretary has a clitoris erection from the coffee viagra.

  29. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    I can’t decide if I want to fuck or eat a bunch of sugar.

  30. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    Bertha is my viagra
    -Mark Haines

  31. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    Speaking of Viagra and pants already the ankles… how many lines of blow and dead hookers have LK and CG gone thru out in Vegas?
    The turtleneck always gets the ladies to let their guards down just a touch. That and the roofies.
    - MCS

  32. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    Speaking of Viagra and pants around the ankles… how many lines of blow and dead hookers have LK and CG gone thru out in Vegas?
    The turtleneck always gets the ladies to let their guards down just a touch. That and the roofies.
    - MCS

  33. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    @25…WTF?

  34. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    God, what I wouldn’t give too tap Buffet’s sweet sweet ass.

  35. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    @4 it helps to have a stick of butter & a roll of nickels handy if you really want to do it right.

  36. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    @25. you idiot.

  37. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    Fate dealt a fat pervert a good hand.

  38. Posted by guest | July 9, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    I don’t watch much TV.
    Who is that hot one doing the interview?

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    This 2nd stimulus concerns me. What if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours?

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