First off, what? a) not even sure what that means b) not nearly dirty enough, given the high standard previously set by the Oracle of O when it comes to marrying folksy business wisdom and aberrant sex fetish. We'll give him a pass, and assume if the interview had been conducted by Becky Quick, his shit would've been up to par. Secondly, would it have killed the guy to name-check See's? Basically every interview since the 1880's begins "reached from home while sipping on a Cherry Coke, Mr. Buffett yadda yadda yadda." Now that times are tough, he's too good to shill? You're better than that, B. Next time, tell the pretty lady your favorite "Viagra and candy" recipe is half a sex pill, handful of peppermint twists (you like the cooling properties), and a dash of salted nuts, and that the company is working on a line of Pop Rocks for those times you're looking for a novelty B to the J.
Warren Buffett: "First stimulus package was sort of like taking half a tablet of Viagra and having also a bunch of candy mixed in"
Posted by Bess Levin, Jul 09, 2009, 9:20am
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Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:22AM
I'd hit it
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:30AM
that guy's the man. always has been.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:32AM
How about - The first stimulus was like a reach around at summer camp after a long day of playing grab ass.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:34AM
Half of a Viagra tablet is all some men need.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:34AM
Or - The first round of stimulus was like pulling a rail off Charles Gasparino's cock?
-Brody McVee
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:34AM
I would like to receive some Buffet stimulus.
Porker Stansberry
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:35AM
@5 that works
-cg
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:35AM
UBS Telecom 4evah
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:40AM
@8 stfu with that comment which you leave on every post. and btw, WB, don't act like you haven't tried a mix of Viagra and a DQ Blizzard.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:41AM
Pop Rocks BJs really are the best.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:42AM
I like to crush up viagra pills and sprinkle them in the coffee pot and water cooler at the office.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:46AM
@11 which firm?
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 09, 2009 9:48AM
@12 which "firm" you kill me!
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jul 09, 2009 9:50AM
All this guy does is talk his own book.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:50AM
Only half a tablet??? Jesus!! No wonder I've been to the emergency room so many times!!! I thought you took a Viagra for each time you wanted to do it per night!!
~The Forehead Slapper
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:51AM
"half a sex pill, handful of peppermint twists (you like the cooling properties), and a dash of salted nuts"
I'm trying that tonight.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:52AM
@14...No shit!!
~T. Boone
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:54AM
The turtleneck says "I'm a sophisticated lady" but the pants around his ankles scream "get on this."
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:57AM
@18 nice
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 9:58AM
Elaine: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things...."
Posted by KevinB , Jul 09, 2009 10:00AM
@13 - FTW!
Posted by NakedShort , Jul 09, 2009 10:00AM
@18 correction the turtleneck says "Im a sophisticated lady" the glasses say "with these goddamn cataracts as bad as they are I cant afford to take another errant cum shot in my eye"
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:02AM
Hey!! Don't knock the turtleneck. If you've ever lived in Omaha, Nebraska, you'd know it is a municipal law that, when enjoying your basement, you have to wear a white turtleneck under either (a) a Cornhusker sweatshirt or (2) a V-neck sweater. And you have to make fun of people from Iowa.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:04AM
Iowa = idiots out walking around
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:07AM
@23 he's from Nebraska, not Iowa, shit for brains.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:07AM
@22 you're right, stand corrected
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:09AM
@25 - He is an American, stupid.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:11AM
I think my secretary has a clitoris erection from the coffee viagra.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:12AM
I can't decide if I want to fuck or eat a bunch of sugar.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:17AM
Bertha is my viagra
-Mark Haines
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:21AM
Speaking of Viagra and pants already the ankles... how many lines of blow and dead hookers have LK and CG gone thru out in Vegas?
The turtleneck always gets the ladies to let their guards down just a touch. That and the roofies.
- MCS
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:22AM
Speaking of Viagra and pants around the ankles... how many lines of blow and dead hookers have LK and CG gone thru out in Vegas?
The turtleneck always gets the ladies to let their guards down just a touch. That and the roofies.
- MCS
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:26AM
@25...WTF?
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:30AM
God, what I wouldn't give too tap Buffet's sweet sweet ass.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 10:45AM
@4 it helps to have a stick of butter & a roll of nickels handy if you really want to do it right.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 11:06AM
@25. you idiot.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 11:49AM
Fate dealt a fat pervert a good hand.
Posted by guest , Jul 09, 2009 1:08PM
I don't watch much TV.
Who is that hot one doing the interview?
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Jul 09, 2009 1:50PM
This 2nd stimulus concerns me. What if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours?