Bail for Sergey Aleynikov, the programmer accused of stealing trading codes from Goldman Sachs (his former employer) has been set at $750,000. Red needs "three financially responsible people" to post bond. If his promise of innocence isn't enough to convince anyone here to put up the money, how about his dancing feet? Surely the big hearted individuals willing to lay out the cash would be treated to at least one or two private performances by Sergey and his wife, Elina, who are competitive ballroom dancers. Don't say no, just say maybe and have a look-see at what you'd be in for:
Dancing With The Stars: Who Will Bail Out Goldman's Russkie?
Posted by Bess Levin, Jul 06, 2009, 12:13pm
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Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:16PM
He'll have a lot of "ballroom" after Goldman gets through with him.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:18PM
LB should bail him out just to fuck w him pre-trial.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:19PM
@2 They're putting GS alum Hank Paulson on that special project.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:21PM
The dead giveaway: No one ballroom dances at 85 Broad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRAJshdb1GU
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:22PM
$1 bob
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:22PM
dance, puppets, dance!
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:24PM
nice beard for a Talibanker
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:25PM
Sergey: If you won’t listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:29PM
i'd do some high frequency trading on her ass
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:29PM
Does anyone know the shop he was running off to with the secret launch codes?
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:32PM
@9 no, only that it was in Chicago (and not Citadel).
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:32PM
@9 Rhymes with GEICO?
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:32PM
blankfein@10 who, elina?
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:33PM
@12 uh, what?
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:36PM
I've got a spare 250K to chip in for the guy. Just need another couple helpful souls. Sends the balance to Account #29359924555 Zurich, Switzerland.
Oh, and Screw GS! Down with the money overlords.
Posted by Clown Capital , Jul 06, 2009 12:39PM
I'm convinced.
I got 5 on it...
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:42PM
It rhymes with Skaarsgaard.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:51PM
rhymes with Barky Von Schnauzer
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:52PM
rhymes with Addison Armstrong
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:52PM
rhymes with Andrew Ross Sorkin
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 12:53PM
@14
getco
Posted by lieutenant winslow , Jul 06, 2009 1:01PM
for a second there i saw ballroom dancing and some wierd russian name and got all excited that this was an aleksey vaynor post.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 1:20PM
Tits Cabrera is about to tell us "all about" this story that has already been reported everywhere but CNBC.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 1:23PM
Take it easy it's just more ZH conspiracy bullshit.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 1:24PM
@24 well, not the story that was written by Goldstein, but ZH's attempt to put his conspiracy theory on it, yes.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 1:28PM
In the heart of little old New York,
You'll find a thoroughfare.
It's the part of little old New York
That runs into Times Square.
A crazy quilt that "Wall Street Jack" built,
If you've got a little time to spare,
I want to take you there.
Come and meet those dancing feet,
On the avenue I'm taking you to...
Come and meet those dancing feet,
On the avenue I'm taking you to,
Eighty-five Broad Street.
Hear the beat of dancing feet,
It's the song I love the melody of,
Eighty-five Broad Street.
Little "shifties" from the Citis,
Innocent and sweet;
Sexy traders from novators,
Who are indiscreet.
They're side by side, they're glorified
Where the underworld can meet the elite,
Eighty-five Broad Street
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 1:33PM
I'd fuck her from behind, while my balls dance on her ass cheeks. This will be done in a room. That's how they defined ball room dancing in the kamasutra before whitie hijacked it and made a fruity dance form out of it. PEACE!!
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 1:47PM
has anyone noticed that conspiracy theory boy feels the need to refer to exploding traffic in every other post? who you tryin to convince, TD?
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 2:14PM
Bess,
Not much mention of Matt Taibbi's piece on here.... surprising
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 2:19PM
@29 actually, it was mentioned, just not on a daily basis since it came out, like on other sites.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 2:20PM
@29 I'm sorry, did you not get you fill of conspiracy theory bull shit in the other forums in which it was widely discussed?
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 2:21PM
Seranno's got the discs! He's got the Discs! Seranno's got the discs!!!!
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 2:50PM
@28
exploding traffic?
Most likely unreliable provider in Amsterdam.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 2:53PM
@33 I wasn't agreeing w ZH, questioning who he's trying to convince.
-28
Posted by 1212Madoff , Jul 06, 2009 3:07PM
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/07/06/us/AP-US-Programmer-Trade-Secrets.html
He has no class whatsoever, since he tried to skip via Newark Liberty.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 3:10PM
@35 actually, Newark is far superior to jfk/laguardia.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 3:14PM
@35
Uh?
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 3:21PM
@36 knows the deal.
Posted by 1212Madoff , Jul 06, 2009 3:21PM
@32, my fave!!! thank you. If you're asleep at the wheel, it was Robert DeNiro in Midnight Run.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 5:43PM
A life sentence just for using that song.