Comments on: Why Someone Needs To Step Up And Finance Moneyball

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:15:44 +0000

No love for Sorkin, huh…
How ’bout we get David Mamet to write it instead?

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:33:22 +0000

I think Lenny's troubles can be outlined very succinctly in this piece. Even provides a soundtrack. Good day to you. http://deadspin.com/5312028/lenny-dykstra-gets-played-off

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:54:14 +0000

Anyone have the full script? The link on the link was taken down.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:40:44 +0000

Calls himself a player? Couldn’t spell “shit” if you spotted him the “t”. As if, mofo.
~Kenny Powers

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:04:10 +0000

“Getting down on [y]our knees.” A good start, but I’m afraid it’s going to take more to get this film made.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:46:05 +0000

I’ll put up the money, but only if LD takes me as his date to the premier. Otherwise no deal.
-stevie

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:44:19 +0000

LD is nothing but a Mexican Coke shark in sheeple’s clothing.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:42:28 +0000

Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.
– Dykes

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:40:41 +0000

Cramer just now to Mel Francis: “We will do anything for fees.”
ANYTHING?

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:39:01 +0000

@26 sick but true

By: Becky Boot Fan

Becky Boot Fan — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:37:29 +0000

LD: A-Rod, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.
A-Rod: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!
LD: I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let’s do this.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:34:18 +0000

I don’t care about the movie, I just want to meet Brad Pitt.
-LD

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:30:16 +0000

14 ftw by a landslide

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:30:05 +0000

Dykstra to Tits Cabrera: Honey, I love you. I think you’re a terrific girl. But you have clothes like a fucking dickhead

By: guest

guest — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:28:20 +0000

Dykstra: [on phone with prostitute] Alright, so let me get this straight. So I gotta pay for a blow job, and I gotta pay for a fuckin’ hotel room too? Well that seems like I’m spending too much money for nothin’ I got a house. You can just get your ass over and we could just do the blow job here. And can I wear the ‘SCREAM’ mask? The mask from ‘SCREAM’ while I do you from behind.
[prostitute hangs up]
Dykstra: Hello? Hey?