$$$ US Marshals Seize Madoff Penthouse Property [CBS]
$$$ Sir Stanford's request to unfreeze funds for legal fees denied [FTAlphaville]
$$$ Comment(s) of the Day:
Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2009 11:37AM
The high collar says "I'm a sophisticated lady," but the low cut screams "put it between the bags."
And the response:
Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2009 11:39AM
@15 you think theyre big enough to TF? Looks like she might need to use the hand bridge.
$$$ Job of the Week: A hedge fund is looking for a "brilliant junior programmer." You. [DB Career Center]
$$$ SlimJim Factory Explosion Causes Shortages Nationwide [NYP]
$$$ "Around October, when the economy went into free fall, a bunch of out-of-work finance guys in their 20s descended on Buenos Aires, where you can have the penthouse, the steak dinners and the bottle service at ridiculous nightclubs and still save money renting out your apartment in New York or London.
Lifestyle arbitrage, baby! The word got out, and the party built on itself, making the fantasy it offered all the more intoxicating: Come spend a month--or four--in Buenos Aires, where you really are a master of the universe, where nights are sleepless and potential business deals are all scams and the clubs teem with unemployed expat bankers looking for their identities in piles of cocaine and the bloodshot eyes of hookers and thieves." [Playboy]
$$$ That's it for us today. We're off tomorrow, have a great weekend, Happy Fourth and if you happen to find yourself setting off illegal fireworks with Cliff Asness, we want to know!
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:16PM
1pm and you go home? What is this, Albany?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:17PM
Furrrrst again bitches!! greg thanks for the 2 (two) posts today both of them were gregilicieous as fuck!
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:17PM
@1 you're in my spot, pal
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:17PM
WTF?! Write offs! Where do you think you work, a fucking WaMu branch. Unless you are an orthodox something, you should be in the office bitches.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:18PM
"Our company is made up of academic over achievers from the best schools in the country, all with near perfect GPA's and test scores and I use that in my hiring criteria"
Sounds like a helluva party! Now which one of you is going to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:20PM
make a fucking effort!!
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:21PM
Comment of the day and response are why I get out of bed an read DB. Laughed so hard I farted a dingleberry.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:23PM
@6 it's the freakin' (holiday) weekend, 'bout of have me some fun.
--Bess
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:23PM
Bess, I am going to miss you.
still in office ...sniffle sniffle
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:25PM
Has anyone seen the mexican coke shark? I gave him $150 last night at the club and I haven't seen him since.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 02, 2009 1:27PM
weaksauce, we demand more cleavage, more Amanda, more more more!
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:28PM
Geez even the bond traders are still faking it today. Did you guys just get a new shipment of MHL?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:35PM
Bess you promised you'd never leave me!
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:38PM
Charlie got hsi head caught in a pencil sharpener?
about the lawyers in the SEC - something about they may score high on their LSAT and pass the bar but they can't find their own real end?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:39PM
At J.T. Marlin we regard early office closings and holiday hours as missed opportunities to continue to serve our clients to the fullest of our limited capabilities and our own self interests.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:40PM
BL you pump us up with tits and then bail? WTF?!
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:41PM
CG just referenced "Sasha and Yan."
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/06/charlie-gasparino-recommends-p.php
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:43PM
Bess cant you stand greg (and his crying) any longer?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:43PM
that ridiculous job posting is a lesson in how not to go about hiring an excellent programmer
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:44PM
-@10
Oh yeah,thanks - I replaced my laser with that. Works like a charm now.
MCS
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:44PM
BL, what are your plans for the weekend?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:46PM
comment and response of the day are full of win. bravo compadres.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:46PM
@21
fingerbang like there's no tomorrow, obviously. you?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:47PM
Cliff Asness is a stud, I love the fact he took the time to defend himself on here
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:47PM
@3- Don't call me Pal, buddy.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:48PM
M. El Arian ran the Harvard endowment? Vanity Fair is writing on the tough spot Harvard is in? Are we feeling a bailout here?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:49PM
The entire CNBC Wardrobe thread is full of absolute gold. Way to keep our head on a swivel team.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:49PM
@26
don't call me buddy, man.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:50PM
@24 - Don't call me Cliff, Asness.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:51PM
@all
don't call me baby.
- Greg.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:54PM
Hey, the "career coach" on CNBC today said they only listen to ten percent of what you say. 70% is your body language and the other 20% is how you look. OK, so now I'm going to have to carry this dmaned full length mirror around with me on every interview.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:56PM
Don't call Greg an ANUS.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 1:57PM
@31
pls tell your older brother greg to smack you in the head with a frying pan.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 2:14PM
@19 And the web site is.... well.... it speaks for itself.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 2:15PM
Hey, at AOSHQ, they are having a lot of funny writing Mark Sanford's romance novel. Little shocking, didn't think conservatives had that kind of libido.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 2:16PM
I love DB
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 2:17PM
Bess enjoy the 4th, but Greg needs to stay and post thru the weekend till he gets something right.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 2:27PM
@34. just looked and uh... yeah, you're right.
this is particularly hilarious:
http://www.focuscapital.com/inside.asp?content=2
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 2:27PM
@24 Thank you!
-cliff asness
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 2:29PM
I like how Amanda gets the big square on CNBC and the two schmucks get the little ones...
Greg, we need a little more cleavage posting and/or h1n1 map to see who will be infected next.
See ya at our place on Fire Island.
Bruno
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 2:33PM
http://www.focuscapital.com/inside.asp?content=6
Ask Scott!
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 2:53PM
Greg I am proud of the new burger named after you at McDonalds....the ANUS Burger
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 2:59PM
Greg, come back to bed, my balls are getting cold!
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:03PM
Where the dick are you guys going??!?
Not even the traders have left yet!
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:05PM
I am still in the office.
Fuck everyone.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:07PM
I work in Bangalore, what is this Happy Fourth to be meaning?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:17PM
Why are there so many balls in my mouth?
Greg
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:22PM
@45
Finish clearing up those trade breaks and you too can go home.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:23PM
@44 Market = tumbleweeds.
Dunno what you trade, but the real ones left a while ago without bothering to tell you to lock up.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:28PM
Hey didnt you guys hear? The recession is over (male) models and bottles!
-DK
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:30PM
Thanks for posting that PB peice, Bess.
Those guys sound like a bunch of bi-curious posers.
My guide to having a blast in S. America:
Rip coke until your nose bleeds and your tongue vibrates.
Hit up Pacha.
Get your rug-cut on and find some tranny pole to smoke.
Nothing, NOTHING beats having two huge Latin breasts in your paws and a big 'ole wang in your maw.
Rinse & repeat.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:31PM
I am killin it trading Garbage Pale Kids.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:31PM
Happy 4oJ to my American friends.
The Calgary Stampede starts officially tomorrow here in Sodom-on-the-Bow.
--Calgary Schmooze
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:34PM
They're out cornering the Slim Jim market while you sit there typing comments. You snooze, you lose!
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:36PM
@52 Are those the stupid cards where babies are doing disgusting things?
-Sweet Dee
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:43PM
@55 - You got it. For your participation, you have earned the salt cured meat of your choice.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 3:49PM
I just got two cases of Blue Diamond Salt and Vinegar almonds delivered to my desk by my secretary who is about to get the ass pounding of a lifetime. I would highly recommend them but not her.
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 02, 2009 4:13PM
Even the frickin' market is staying open 15 extra minutes today. See all the fun you are missing out on!
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 4:19PM
I am having sex with two goats right now. Yeah thats right, two.
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 02, 2009 4:21PM
@59 - We now know where Greg and his mother are. Thanks for the update.
Posted by trojan , Jul 02, 2009 4:24PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/3314757/Shark-pictures-show-amazing-killing-display.html
epic hunting this weekend.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 4:27PM
I miss Bess. She always treated me like a person, and not just a delicious piece of meat.
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 4:29PM
@61
gregs first date?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 4:33PM
Why did the market stay open for 15 minutes, seems odd.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 02, 2009 4:35PM
@64
System issues throughout the day
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 02, 2009 4:36PM
@64 oops check here
http://traderupdates.nyse.com/?sa_campaign=/internal_ads/callouts/traderupdates
Click the "details" quote box thingy on the right side of the page
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 4:37PM
@64 So that Goldman could get all their trades in, rape their counterparties and push the market wherever they wanted it to go. Capiche?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 4:43PM
What the hell is that vampire thing that keeps staring at me?
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 7:30PM
MysTTTal
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 8:02PM
"the clubs teem with unemployed expat bankers looking for their identities in piles of cocaine and (in) the bloodshot eyes of hookers and thieves."
TGFD laughs robustly at these pathetic fucksticks who were once the "Best and Brightest", to be sure.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 8:12PM
I still do all of that stuff, except in Brooklyn instead of Manhattan.
MS analyst
Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2009 11:40PM
"U.S. bank regulators closed seven institutions on Thursday, including six banks in Illinois controlled by one family and a small bank in Dallas, bringing the total number of U.S. bank failures to 52 so far this year."
http://www.reuters.com/article/BROKER/idUSN0210938220090703
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2009 7:24AM
anyone else trudging into the office today?
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 7:32AM
@73
yes, the doorman and the janitor are here too
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2009 8:10AM
@74
I notice the construction guys are also here, must be getting 7x time + 12 floating holidays, buggers
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 8:31AM
Jul. 03, 8:30 AM'Rogue trader' suspected of running up £6m crude oil loss at London office of PVM Oil Associates
A "rogue trader" is suspected of causing $10m (£6m) of losses at the London office of PVM Oil Associates, the world’s biggest broker of over-the-counter oil derivatives.
By Rowena Mason
Published: 9:29PM BST 02 Jul 2009
A senior, long-standing broker, believed to be Steve Perkins, left this week, amid fears that “unauthorised trading” could have caused an eight-month high in Brent crude oil future prices.
The company, which employs 80 staff at its West End offices, is now investigating past trading.
A number of senior brokers – the company's only shareholders – are expected to be the main losers from the "rogue trades" Mr Perkins is suspected to have run up in Asian trading during the early hours of Tuesday morning.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/5726286/Rogue-trader-suspected-of-running-up-6m-crude-oil-loss-at-London-office-of-PVM-Oil-Associates.html
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 8:35AM
@Anal_yst
we don't celebrate the 4th of July here in europe. it's like the dark ages over here.
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 03, 2009 8:44AM
I'm working, but from the comfort of my home office... nothing like sweatpants and a home brewed cup of coffee! Ah... the sweetness of it all.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2009 9:00AM
@ Tax Chick
I'm getting all verklempt over here, tell me more...
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 9:26AM
@78-@79 Get a room
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 9:37AM
77 - so europe not celebrating an usa specific holiday = dark ages?
but i guess the germans do celebrate pearl harbor.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 10:02AM
@81
we will celebrate when the us goes down and we can freely worship our chinese overloards..
tax chick - any fun stuff going on in that sweatpants?
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 03, 2009 10:04AM
Verklempt over my snug yoga pants and tight tank top. Those contruction workers will be downright doable by noon.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 10:07AM
it's quite empty here in the office so i decided to go commando...
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2009 10:07AM
@ Tax Chick
As much as I enjoyed shorting Lululemon, I'm still a big fan of yoga pants (presuming you're in shape to get away with it, that is).
In classic DB fashion, let me be the first to say: picture or its not true/doesn't exist/etc
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 10:08AM
oh.. and i also cut a hole in the lining of my right pocket..
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 10:33AM
@81
1) yes.
2) pretty sure that was the Japanese.
3) the Germans tend not to celebrate wwii.
4) did you celebrate the 6th of June this year?
btw, my [educated] German flatmate
a) was unaware that the USA used to be ruled by England; and
b) had never heard of Bernie Madoff until 2 days ago when i gave him the 411.
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 03, 2009 10:49AM
http://modelmayhm-3.vo.llnwd.net/d1/photos/081003/20/48e6bc50b7052.jpg
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 10:57AM
@88
nice guess what's sticking out of my right pocket now?
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2009 11:02AM
@ Tax Chick
If that's you there's an ice cube's chance in hell you're in tax, or accounting, or anything other than professional gold digging for that matter.
Of course, if on the extremely off chance I'm wrong, what are you doing later?
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 11:04AM
Tax Chick = dude
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 11:08AM
shall i post a pic of what's sticking out of my right pocket now?
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 03, 2009 11:16AM
@91 I am all woman and most assuredly a natural 34D, but I have enough class to not post pictures of myself. I do have a career and a license to protect.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2009 11:19AM
@ Tax Chick
34D works for me. If you'd like to continue this conversation in private, I'm very easy to contact
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 11:24AM
yeah me too, mail me at:
guesswhatsstickingoutofmyrightpocket@hotmail.com
Posted by Last Man Standing , Jul 03, 2009 11:25AM
tax chick, didn't you once tell us you were married?
Posted by Last Man Standing , Jul 03, 2009 11:28AM
Go for it Anal!
Posted by trojan , Jul 03, 2009 11:58AM
just woke up in pile of drool and empty fallafl wrapper.
Analyst must warn you to never go by breast size alone, thats the angle fat chicks work to get laid
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2009 12:22PM
@ Trojan
"I have no idea what you're talking about"
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 12:37PM
@ TaxChick...
TGFD believes that you'll not go wrong with Anal_Yst. He's always been a gentleman online, and I have no doubt that he's a nice guy as well.
The Guy from Delaware
p.s. @Anal_Yst...
TGFD doesn't know what Trojan's talking about either.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 12:39PM
@97
or more important:
Go for anal!
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2009 12:44PM
@ TGFD
Thanks, and yea, that trojan guy, crazy talk I tell ya'
@101
Now that'd be no way to court a lady, now wood it?
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 1:01PM
Hey yalll, happy forth!!! I'm late postin today because the LIBERALS have conspired to not put SAFETY insturctions on arial displays wees using at the compund this year for the forth. Just a helpful hint to yew LIBERALS out there: In the furtutre we will point the open hole of the arial displays to the sky!!!
I neerly blowed my knees off during rehurs...reharse....uh, practice last night.
Karl Lugummer
Shack, Idaho
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 1:07PM
Happy 4th to all here in the USA and our folk in other countries and all our friends around the world. Be safe and, if he's fishin' this weekend, tell Ken Lewis to use red worms and not the deep divin' "Paris Hilton shinny wriggler" with the stink bait pocket.
~Hillbilly Banker
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 1:16PM
@102
I say tax that ass!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tax+that+ass
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 1:29PM
@105
I say wax that crack!
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 1:51PM
Change of topic, but does anyone know anything about any news on Gramercy Capital Management?
TGFD would like to know. Thanks.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 03, 2009 2:03PM
Haven't seen anything since their last earnings release back in May.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 2:10PM
Tax Chick@#108...
Thank you. Did you get TGFD's note about Anal_Yst?
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 2:15PM
@ Tax Chick...
TGFD here again. I forgot to ask - What did the release say? Thanks.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 2:23PM
Tax Chick, would you do me the honor of allowing me to pound you in the ass?
Captain Sig
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 03, 2009 2:26PM
TGFD - I have a policy of 1) not getting involved with men over the internet (if ever there was a way to get disappointed is face-to-face with an internet connection) and 2)not to get involved with men with anal in their name.
Went back through my files - wrong company: Gramercy Capital Corp. http://ir.gramercycapitalcorp.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=383240
People need to come up with some new names.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2009 2:30PM
@ Tax Chick
Its not an innuendo, btw
Besides, I've yet to meet anyone from DB that wasn't a good time
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 03, 2009 2:31PM
Captain Sig - Only if I can have Bubba the 650 lb gorilla pound you in the ass first.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 2:32PM
Tax Chick, I must pound you in the ass. I must.
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 03, 2009 2:35PM
I'm off to drink in public, wear alluring attire, and generally cause problems. You boys have fun daydreaming about pounding people in the ass. I will check in on you later.
@Anal... I'm sure that is what you tell all the girls.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 3:03PM
http://www.scribd.com/doc/17017708/vf-article
He sure tore Cassano a new one.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 3:32PM
@Tax Chick
http://www.howcast.com/guides/1552-How-To-Survive-a-Cougar-Attack?rev=1,
i will read up on that in case we happen to cross paths tonight.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 3:32PM
@Tax Chick
http://www.howcast.com/guides/1552-How-To-Survive-a-Cougar-Attack?rev=1,
i will read up on that in case we happen to cross paths tonight.
-Trojan
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 4:30PM
TGFD doesn't know why this happened.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31726640?GT1=43001
Check it out.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 4:59PM
Palin has gone Galt! Good for the street?
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 5:11PM
Decision was made after prayer?Give me an f'in break.
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 03, 2009 5:14PM
Cougar, MILF... your choice. At least I can buy alcohol without using my big brother's ID.
Posted by Tax Chick , Jul 03, 2009 5:14PM
Cougar, MILF... your choice. At least I can buy alcohol without using my big brother's ID.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 6:07PM
Palin was caught pounding Sanford in the ass. Pictures to follow. You read it here first!
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 6:08PM
Palin was caught pounding Sanford in the ass. Pictures to follow. You read it here first!
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 8:09PM
Bess - You're going to let me come back soon, aren't you? It's lonely out here....Why should TGFD have all the fun?
The Other Guy From Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 8:38PM
I like to blow donkeys while TGFD looks on. For I am TGFD's gimp.
The Other Guy From Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 8:41PM
TOGFD, take me roughly from behind. I missed your limp man meat. Your sweet, sweet, meat.
The Guy From Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 8:43PM
TGFH->TGFD-TOGFD->TGFH-> ooo
Circle jerk
Posted by trojan , Jul 03, 2009 9:13PM
Sassy, Mrs. Chick, sassy.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 9:19PM
Bunch of Other Guy From Delaware wannabes, if you ask me.
The Other Guy From Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 10:14PM
The Other Guy From Delaware- You are in no position to criticize. It's time your work on your anger. You can't put this off forever.
Dr. Phil
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2009 11:33PM
@TGFD It appears she's going to write an autobiography and become a community organizer.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 04, 2009 12:08AM
fellas, get a grip. how many hot women have you ever met in the tax department? I'd hate to burst your respective bubbles, but I'd bet that *most* of you would be disappointed upon meeting tax chick (not that I have anything against TC, I think your snark surpasses most). on second thought, if the mental image of vixen in the tax dept. gets you through the day, roll with it – TC is really hot (an exception to beat all exceptions).
@anal_yst - agreed, most DB folks I've met have been good peeps. btw, where's blondebanker been lately?
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 12:30AM
@ Dr. Phil: Dude, I'm not angry...I just need more drugs.
The Other Guy From Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 12:59AM
TGFD here. Back for a visit this evening.
Check out the photo of Ruth. WhereTF is the "I'd-hit-it" guy tonite? This one ought to turn his f'n timber turgid.
http://nymag.com/news/features/57772/
BTW, TOGFD. I'm glad to see you back on the boards again. TGFD's been kicking their sorry asses here on DB during your absence. Did your trailer blow up too?
The Guy from Delaware
p.s. #128 & #129 are imposter wannabees. Circle jerk @130 is one of the sorry asses I was talking about.
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 1:24AM
Hey,TGFD, good to talk to you again as well. Yes, if it must be known, I've lost my trailer. Free advice: Don't smoke around a home brew meth lab = WHUMP!
The Other Guy From Delaware
PS: Where's that "stuff" Dr. Phil promised me??????
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 1:26AM
Does anybody know this tool?
http://www.college.columbia.edu/cct_archive/jan06/images/Ruzika.jpg
He's Richard Ruzika, managing director and head of Global Commodities for Goldman Sachs.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 1:40AM
Trojan- Don't dangle your meat in front of the cougar.
SPODE
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 12:52PM
Trojan & the "I'd-hit-it" guy...
If you two lads are into golf, may TGFD suggest a threesome with this 50-something lass from the UK who would certainly spice-up that game of yours.
http://tour.allover30.com/v1/mature_models/3/Hazel/images/haz001021003917004.jpg
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 1:14PM
p.s. to #141...
You can enlarge the photo with one left click.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 1:53PM
It's just so wrong that DB management is taking the whole 3 day weekend off. We need leadership to properly discuss news articles like this:
Madoff Hires Consultant to Find Best Possible Jail
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530007,00.html
Me, I'd like to talk about "with what money?" If somebody else is paying for him, then the only explanation is that the somebody has inside knowledge of Bernie's crimes and has reason to want to buy him off by doing the very few favors that are possible in his new stage of life. Feds should be tracking every penny that goes into this consultant's account, and rooting out where it ultimately came from.
I'd also like to talk about "how does he get a choice?" Who does the consultant pay off to get the decision-maker to even give him the time of day, much less act on his recommendation?
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 2:29PM
Guest@#143...
TGFD agrees with you, and thanks for the heads-up on this one.
Yeah. Where did Bernie get the money? Was there money, or did the consultant owe Bernie a favor? Maybe Ruth paid from her $2.5 mil.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 3:50PM
I could use some money...why does Bernie get it all?
The Other Guy From Delaware
PS: Hey,Dr. Phil-I'm waiting, dude.
Posted by trojan , Jul 04, 2009 4:10PM
@spode
That's what I like aout high school girls: I get older, they stay the same age. Alright alright
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 4:54PM
Bess, please ban TGFD and TOGFD.
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 4:58PM
@147: You wish,putz
TOGFD
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 5:03PM
Bess, TOGFD has Typhoid and H1N1 and he is totally unsanitary. Please remove him so that he doesn't spread the cooties.
I think he caught that shit after an a2m session with TGFD.
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 7:42PM
Look at this shit.
Trojan talks about high-school girls, and nothing happens. TGFD talks about "chicks of all ages", and DB lightweight clowns like the assface @#147 want TGFD banned.
Not that TGFD is complaining, because I'm not. So I'll just say, Fuck Y'all Bitches.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 8:19PM
@ 149=Lame
TOGFD
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2009 8:37PM
How has anyone not picked up this article?
If we have already discussed this, please proceed to flame me, thanks.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/28816321/the_great_american_bubble_machine
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 2:07AM
http://www.abovethelaw.com/
"These falsehoods abuse the right to free
speech; continuing to publish these falsehoods of criminal activity is reckless, done without any
regard for the truth, and is actionable."
Posted by Chuck Krug , Jul 05, 2009 7:35AM
Anybody got the 1st year tranny hookers numbers?
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 12:40PM
Guest@#153...
Thanks for the link, but TGFD finds that scrolling thru the entire Above the Law site to find your qouted passage is not a worthwile use of my time.
Perhaps next time you could furnish a direct link to the proper article, so we can learn about those "falsehoods".
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 12:42PM
http://blogs.reuters.com/commentaries/2009/07/05/a-goldman-trading-scandal/
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 12:43PM
@152 we have, thanks for posting it, 'tard.
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 2:48PM
@156 So he stole info about their front-running platform? Wouldn't it be hilarious if GS was forced to disclose proprietary info during the case? But, I highly doubt it. They'll settle this privately and poor Serge will never be heard from again.
Also, the speed with the authorities got him is amazing, on July 4th no less!
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 3:06PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksTaAt_SHBw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJQ9PyA3TMo&feature=related
Posted by trojan , Jul 05, 2009 3:33PM
TGFD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40pkxluDsIw&feature=related
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 4:56PM
Those who work for GS including boyfriends of people I know
"SHAME ON YOU"!!!!!
The fast rise of GS is questionable to begin with considering the current condition.
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 7:11PM
Guests@#156/158/159/160...
Serge = Criminal, low-life, shitstained, Russian thief.
GoldmanSachs = Criminal, low-life, shitstained, American thieves.
They are made for each other.
Now, let us all hope fervently that Serge has done something to the Goldman machine that will make the wheels fall off that motherf'ker.
The Guy from Delaware
p.s. Trojan...Thanks for the explanation.
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Jul 05, 2009 7:36PM
That's funny. Two Sigma tried to get around disclosing their book, figuring geeks could reverse engineer their market making stuff...Courts told them to fuck off. GS gets hacked and Feds raid.
Of course, in the end, all of GS competition barring MS is now owned by the Feds themselves, so this could be a Hunt For the Red October type of deal.
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 8:57PM
I would enjoy pounding Tax Chick in her ass very much.
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 9:06PM
Is Bess bf still works or trader for GS?
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 9:58PM
"Is Bess bf still works or trader for GS?"
english please?
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 10:25PM
@165/166-- she was/is dating a gs prop trader, apparently
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2009 11:38PM
@141 Disgusting.
@152 Probably because it is shit journalism.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 3:21AM
"Capital Fund Management CEO Aguilar Killed in Gliding Accident"
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601110&sid=aERedCaR2dnk
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 7:09AM
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/d3f15c0c-69ab-11de-bc9f-00144feabdc0.html
" put a dollar in the Box-ah!!"
swearboxes at Nomura - everytime you say Lehman you have to put the higher of £5 or the remaining value of you Lehman stock in the box
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2009 7:21AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/03/ruth-madoffs-fur-coat-tak_n_225329.html
she lost her coat, but still has her furr