$$$ Now that they've fired everyone, Barclays is hiring again [The Deal]
$$$ Bank Slaughter [Reuters]
$$$ The McCloy house hits the market [CF]
$$$ Joe Cassano: The Man Who Crashed The World [VF]
$$$ The Observer reports that Steve Cohen only spent $2.7 million on his 20-something year-old son's apartment, which the paper cannot get over. Since there probably isn't anyone else who's going to say it, the duty lies with us to put it out there that this might've been because the child in question is not the fruit of the big guy's loins, but that of another dude with whom SC's second wife Alexandra chilled prior to meeting Steve. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course, and surely the boy is loved just as much as the rest of 'em, but those with the DNA of Papa Bear have don't wipe their feet on welcome mats worth less than $3 mill. [Observer]
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 6:25PM
furrrst bitches, #2 eats my ass
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 6:28PM
num num num
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 6:33PM
@2
well done boy, there's two twenty's on my desk, grab 'm they're yours, and let me never see you around here again.
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 6:35PM
What hell is all this?
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 6:40PM
If DeSantis still has all his arms, legs, sight, hearing and and a brain to process those sensations I suggest he take his whiney "I'm a victim" story to an Army trauma unit and start refining his complaining there. I hope at MIT they teach kids to GTFU and STFU because it's part of life out here in the financial hustings. Things could be worse.
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 6:41PM
@4
you walked in here at the wrong time boy, you can't unsee what you've seen so i guess we'll have to take you out to the barnhouse
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 7:00PM
since when is "chilled" synonymous with "fornicated"?
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 7:01PM
Just spit out my "chilled" wine!!
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 7:01PM
Just got back from an alternate universe where Bess was all nice and stuff and pixies frolic'd around and gave BJ's. Bess also ran a site for the nice IBankers called dealmaker.com twas' fantastic.
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 7:03PM
@9 aww did Bess hurt your feelings?
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 7:04PM
http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/10/post_539.php#comment-117209
little story about the $2.7 million apt dweller
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 7:17PM
@10 she cut me bad but I still love her.
Posted by InfiniteGuest , Jul 07, 2009 7:33PM
Salmon has issues.
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 7:53PM
I am getting bored with all of this financial crisis stuff. Can someone please tell me how it ends?
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 9:43PM
@6-
"barnhouse"? you've never been on a farm, have you?
probly live in new york city
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 9:50PM
Beef bus is headed full steam into tuna town.
giddy up
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 9:54PM
@14- See Japan.
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 10:12PM
Only true sign of acceptance for the boy would be if Stevie gave him the keys to the Zamboni.
- Fixed Income
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 10:18PM
@18 yes, but Josh Cohen is a fucking asshole who doesn't deserve such things.
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 10:29PM
I think Bess got me pregnant.
Posted by trojan , Jul 07, 2009 10:33PM
Dodgers are the new killing it.
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2009 10:53PM
I like Talbott. go Talbott Hilllman
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2009 12:18AM
@20- Fuck I'm jealous.
During my first date with Bess she very adamant, almost abusive about wanting to check my prostate. I woke up in her bed smelling like ether and her whistling 'bridge over the river kwai' asking me if I wanted pulp in my oj. I nervously said no.
Seeing her squeeze those oranges with suck vigor you'd swear she had turrets syndrome. It didn't take me long to put one and one together to explain the blood in my underwear. I framed'm the next day.
SPODE
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2009 12:40AM
Tourette not turrets.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2009 12:40AM
Spode,
You are a gift to all.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2009 4:16AM
@15
of coure i live in NYC you retard, you on the other hand want to share with us that you spent your first 20 years on cowtipping and sneaking up on female sheep
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2009 9:42AM
I guess it proves that wall street looks at the bottom line. Be damned if your in the way of that train wreck.
Barclays firing and hiring just shows you how lame some CEO decisions can be to all those peons out there. Who cares if you have a mortgage and kids! We want that train line named after our company.
That old dude McCloy had the good life and now he has problems, so does a lot of people. And having a house on the market for 6mil is not a bad thing in the least.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2009 11:39AM
So it was Joe Cassano.