It’s pretty obvious that deep inside each one of you lurks a desire to be a thespian that’s hard to shake. You claim to be happy just sitting in front of Excel all day but you’re lying to yourselves and you’re lying to us: you want to see your name in bright lights, or on the call sheet for low budget porn, at the very least, searchable on IMDB. I’m not sure what the barriers to entry for the latter are (you may need to officially be named in the credits of a TV show or film) but there is now a distinct possibility you people are in.
We’re not supposed to actually name it but representatives working on the sequel to a movie about Wall Street which originally starred Michael Douglas recently popped by the DB HQ’s to do research on what the offices of a “financial website” look like in preparation for building their sets. We’ve yet to see a script and are not exactly sure how much of a presence this finance-related site will have in the flick (most likely a character will be shown scrolling through during his work day, fingers crossed it’s not Shia LaBeouf though, odds are not in our favor) but knowing they’d be taking pictures of our computers, desks, etc, your editor, who is always working for you, made sure to have a tab open to a page that spotlighted the talent you people are sometimes capable of bringing. Will La-B read the line “The high collar says ‘I’m a sophisticated lady,’ but the low cut screams ‘put it between the bags’” aloud to himself and literally laugh out loud? I don’t know, but if there’s any shred of hope for this thing, the answer is yes.
Yes! But now I need a dress for the premier.
-db commenter ken lewis
bess, did you hide the dead bodies before they got there?
Shia LaBeouf is a tool…I won’t see that movie regardless…they need to bring back Charlie Sheen and call it a day.
After Bud Fox Jr. (Shia Labeouf) sees the epic screen shot of Amanda Drury’s tits on his office computer, he calmly picks up his office phone.
“Yes, I was, uh… I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape… about the college girls and the… the wild… the wildness. They’re going wild or something? Somebody told me… about going wild.”
Who is going to play Greg??? I see Bess as a less petite version of Christina Ricci. But Greg I have no idea.
@3 you’ll fucking see it and you’ll like it.
-db commetariat
That’s why Gasparino is all chummy-chummy with you! He wants a cameo!
@7 no shit sherlock.
-cg
Tell them they need to be bidding on the Marc Dreier crib to make the whole thing work.
The only thing I want to be “in” are those FB’s.
@5: Chris Burke
Only if I can show up at the premier rockin models & bottles like the good ol’ days
Who is going to play The Guy From Detroit?
-Prince Alwaleed
Sent from my Blackberry atop my steed smoking a Kool.
who is going to play anal_yst?
-vikula
Greg will be played by a mute Jonah Hill.
@15 that’s an insult to jonah hill, dick.
-JH
Drury’s fun bags should get their own credits.
Greg will be played by philip seymour hoffman in his most challenging performance to date
What tab did Blanus have open? Or do you ask him to leave the office when visitors arrive?
@6, I know…
3
i see bess a nice comeback role for lindsey lohan
@3 Charlie Sheen has already proved himself many times over to be a tool too.
@ 21. FAIL. Bess is serious, sagacious, and strictly heterosexual.
Greg will be played by the guy with a lisp from the Mike’s Hard Lemonade commercials.
who is going to play guest?
Who will play BLANUS guy?
@23 — does she swallow?
who will play ron blarney?
Who will play the Noel sisters???
Should’t this be on a Dealbreaker coffee mug?????
“The high collar says ‘I’m a sophisticated lady,’ but the low cut screams ‘put it between the bags’”
@23 sucking up wont get you laid, loser.
@27
they all swallow just pinch the nose shut. duh.
@32 who are you getting blown by, a victorian? they all swallow, no need for the nose pinch.
-b madoff
@31, sounds like you’re someone that has to employ strategy to get laid?
-23
I didn’t say I wanted to be a “thespian,” I said “lesbian.”
-tranny banker with a lisp
@34 – not really just ask your mom
@29
The Anheuser-Busch Clydesdales.
Whats a blow job?
-Married guy with child
@naked- for serious? that makes me sad. your comments deserve BJ’s.
-banker chick
@ NakedShort: Feel your pain
BlackPoint
@39, @40 I think now might be an excellent time to share a pearl of wisdom with the unmarried commentariat out there.
“I do means I dont do that anymore”
@41 – i’d long suspected this and, as such, required my bimbo ex-wife to sign a prenup. working on the buy-side and not paying alimony sure make the whole 28 & divorced thing a lot more palatable.
@41 That’s why every bride is smiling at her wedding…..she knows she’ll never have to suck that guy’s dick again!
I just pitched a deal for the naming rights to Mandy’s knockers. Stay tuned.
spits
@39,40,41 The secret is to wait until she is asleep and then attack like that thing in Aliens. @42 That a boy!
@39,40,41 The secret is to wait until she is asleep and then attack like that thing in Aliens. @42 That a boy!
You guys are, like, the last people to know about the sequel it seems. I keep hearing it’s called Money Never Sleeps, and it’s been blasted all over the place though the media has yet to officially announce it to the public. Check out websites like concretekingdomofwallstreet.blogspot.com and Michael Douglas IMDB and shia-labeouf.biz since he’s in the film too.
@ 38- You can’t be serious.
@46 we’re talking about getting a blow job, so how does that advice make sense?
@48 are you an idiot? dealbreaker has written at least 5 posts on it. dumbass.
@ 10, would you need an HB to TF those FB?
@50 two words – Unconscious skullfcuk. Works best after the Ambien meatloaf from dinner kicks in.
@50 two words – Unconscious skullfcuk. Works best after the Ambien meatloaf from dinner kicks in.
Who is going to play Equity Private? Ayn Rand has already passed away.