For insurance companies looking to hedge their bets should billions of dollars worth of destruction not come to fruition by the end of hurricane season, a new way to benefit from pain and suffering is emerging. After Tom Brady went down last year, the natural reaction for most football fans wasn't 'I hope the injury isn't serious' or 'I hope he makes it back soon', it was 'I am so happy he wasn't on my fantasy team'. However, for those who had the top pick last year and got hosed by Tom's leg, you can rest a bit easier this year. Several companies are now offering insurance for fantasy football picks.
If any of the stipulated top 50 players go down for a significant part of the season, and you've paid for their insurance, Fantasy Sports Insurance will pay your entry fee back. In order to collect, you have to select a player (one policy allows you to group three players), pay the insurance -- roughly 10 percent of your entry fee -- and watch that player miss roughly two-thirds of the games with an injury
Now when you see one of your picks writhing around in pain from some cheap shot to the knees, you can breathe a sigh of relief. His career may be over and he may never be able to walk right again, but you'll get your entry fee back.






Posted by Shakes23 , Aug 25, 2009 2:31PM
Stupid
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:33PM
I HATE YOU GREG!
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:35PM
Good one, Greg!
-Mark Klein MD
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:36PM
What about a beacon of hope for an update fron Gregs mom?
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:37PM
What about a beacon of hope for an update from Gregs mom?
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:37PM
Bernard Pollard fan club! Great pic - Pats* suck
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:37PM
I wish there was insurance to protect me against the mental anguish of another shitty Greg post.
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:38PM
I honestly think I've found out the Greg Michaels situation:
He bought Dealbreaker. He cashed out his ETFs and bought this site. Think about how Bess's posts have changed since GM came: much jokier, much less "real finance" news. She just doesn't care. She's having fun and dialing it in.
Greg constantly comes out with awful, terribad stories that no one wants, and everyone constantly shit-talks him, but he is obviously here to stay. Well Greg, I hope you're doing well. You've ruined everything for everyone.
- Jefferies SVP
Posted by Jews have small peckers! , Aug 25, 2009 2:38PM
Why are all Jews like Bernie and have small peckers?
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:40PM
Greggums,
Be a dear and pick up an enema on your way home. I'm a little backed up with the mess that Ray Ray, Dontrelle and Big Baby Jesus left in my back side.
Love Mom
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:41PM
@ jefferies douche-- bess's posts have always been more jokey than finance-y. you = idiot.
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:42PM
@7
No underwriter would accept that much risk.
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:44PM
ok...so if I pick a great team, but also pick on injury proned player, I can still win my league and get my entrance fee back....can we package that profit? I see huge opportunity here people...
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:44PM
@12: But think of the premiums that you could collect right now!
-AIG Risk Manager
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:49PM
@14 good one.
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:49PM
@8
Bess is just doing her job and she gets better all the time.
You are clueless.
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:51PM
I owned Brady last year and know that pain. Like the post Greggums, keep up the good week.
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:51PM
@14...Genius!! Well played...
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 2:56PM
When does Greg take his vacation?
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 3:10PM
worst post ever
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 4:00PM
For the love of God get off Gregs ass. Yes, I totally agree some of his posts are awful but this ones really not bad its actually even quasi good. The rush to kill him on every post has got to be getting old right?
-Gregs brother
Posted by Anal_yst , Aug 25, 2009 4:03PM
@13
I've got some Calvin Johnson CJS' (Collateralized Jock Swaps) if you're interested...
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 4:08PM
Bess keeps poaching all the choice stuff, but she's the senior. Don't you remember Greg posted nude pics of that Goldman groupie? If you just show him where to put it, he'll knock the bottom out.
Posted by blndebnker , Aug 25, 2009 4:18PM
Don't listen to them Greg. I like this one!
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 4:20PM
paching would imply she "stole" stories. you = idiot.
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 4:25PM
Wait... what fan out there was hoping Brady was okay? Most true NFL fans were hoping he would never walk again.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Aug 25, 2009 4:53PM
@25 - what is "paching"? you = illiterate...
@blndebnker - where you been? time for another drink soon.
Posted by guest , Aug 26, 2009 12:10AM
I'd let Greg marry my sister. He seems like a nice guy. Anyone who can't do caustic(acerbic?) sarcasm right is a nice guy/girl.