According to Robert Benmosche, the people who have been on his case for kicking off his AIG career by tending his grapes in Croatia, have it all wrong. The truth of the matter is he really doesn't need anybody else around and can fulfill all of the duties of CEO of one of the most troubled companies in the world by telecommuting.






Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 12:20PM
AIG continues its lock on "Stupidest Company of the Century" Award!!! Where do they come up with these knuckle-headed Idiots!!!!
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 12:21PM
This guy is a real fucking baller. All you hedgie bitches need to take a note on how to roll.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 12:24PM
He should take a vacation from life.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 12:25PM
He's just tryin' to impress BHO by being just like him.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 12:28PM
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by Investorcluzo , Aug 28, 2009 12:32PM
I do not approve of this previewing comments bit...makes for a double post.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 12:33PM
next
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 12:36PM
Hi guys ;)
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 12:39PM
Why is there still no post on the new FDIC rules?
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 12:40PM
@1: I disagree--I think AIG should win the "Smartest Company of the Century." It's employees made a ton of money for many years, then when everything fell apart because of the products they sold, gov't bailed out them out, the stockholders took the loss, and they got early retirement. Looks to me like they won the game.
If I could find a job where I get to reap all of the upside reward and not be subject to any of the downside risk, I'd consider that a victory.
Posted by Mark Klein MD , Aug 28, 2009 12:43PM
I warned the management of AIG many times in the comments of this blog and others that the premiums they were charging for CDS were too low. Of course, my advice went unheeded just as it often was back when I was practicing medicine. My patients would come back with some chronic fatal condition crying to me to save them, but it was too late...
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 12:46PM
@11 nice
-Another MKMD mocker
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 12:54PM
@11 Did you warn your "top" as well not to stick it in too far when you girls play pirates together?
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:02PM
How'd he get that job? I want it!
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:02PM
Greg, your writing consistently makes me wish my mother had aborted me. Fuck you.
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 28, 2009 1:03PM
#14 You'd get lockjaw before you S'ed enough Ds to get that gig
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Aug 28, 2009 1:05PM
I thought that guy was on trial in the Hague?
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:14PM
Seriously the guy looks like some drunk they dragged out of a Tiki bar, gave a million bucks and made CEO.
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Aug 28, 2009 1:16PM
I thought that guy was thrown out of basketball for hitting a kid?
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Aug 28, 2009 1:28PM
ode to greg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcS5E_Mi4Uo
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:29PM
Look, it's not like they're paying him a lot of money. At least he's got his priorities straight. I actually like the guy. Just email it in.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:35PM
Plus, just think of the teen sex slave trade there. They must line up outside the gate every morning like day laborers. "OK, this morning I've got one xylobones, OK that's you honey, and one funbags, ok right there. Sorry girls, that's all today."
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:38PM
Laziness is the sin most willingly confessed to, since it implies talents greater than have yet appeared.
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Aug 28, 2009 1:40PM
@23
you forgot to add 'Mark Klein MD' - then you're post would've been funny
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:41PM
Hah -- good for this guy! I hope he never winds up on a street corner, with a lamp-post and a bus full of ACORN supporters nearby someday.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:49PM
Do they have dickweeds in Croatia?
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:50PM
I'd skip out the country if my stock was getting the shit speculated out of it too.
Are you guys hedging your shorts? This is ridiculous.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:53PM
Anybody seen a pair of Killer Loop sunglasses layin' around?
-CG
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:55PM
Charlie, they're laying next to the drill you used to make the glory hole in AD's dressing room wall.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:55PM
The last guy that failed to show up at the office saw his firm turn belly up,which ended up as a cash for clunkers trade in at the Jamie Dimon dealership...........
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 1:58PM
Nevermind about the sunglasses, fellas. I had them on.
-CG
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 2:13PM
@26 What???!!! You didn't see the picture on this article....Duh!
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 2:16PM
26=Beaker shopping for a villa.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 2:18PM
I telecommute every day. I'm supposedly head of Latin Am operations for my company, but haven't traveled there in over a year due to travel spending cuts.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 2:51PM
"telecommute" is such a stupid word. just admit that you "work from home."
Posted by Former Dr. , Aug 28, 2009 3:04PM
I warned Charlie Gasparino many times in the comments of this Blog that too Gabbagol can make you testy. Did he listen to me? No.
I also warned Barney Frank and Congress, via my posts on IMDB, financial professionals that CDs were unsound, obsolete, and took up too much room in this age of I-Tunes. Did they listen to me? No.
I warned Alice not to step into that mirror - based on my experiences when I used to be a Mad Hatter. Did she listen to me? No.
NOBODY FUCKING LISTENS TO ME!!!!
--Mark Klein, MD, LOL, ROTFLMAO, XYZPDQ, EIEIO, A2M.
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 3:04PM
@35 or from your vacation villa!
Posted by guest , Aug 28, 2009 3:49PM
B.S. Alfred University
Fall 2008 Freshman Class Statistics:
Number of Freshman Class Applications: 2557
Number of Freshmen: 502
Number of Men: 283
Number of Women: 219
Over 88% of enrolling freshmen ranked in the top half of their high school class.
Middle 50% of enrolling freshmen have SAT scores between 1030-1210
(Mean 1123)