As evidenced by Geithner's mini-meltdown on Friday, the stress and frustration levels of policymakers are starting to get close to the boiling point. But help is on the way to every member of the House and Senate as well as every governor. The Moonlight BunnyRanch is sending out "good time party passes" to our nation's lawmakers to help them forget the economic crisis and their spouses at the same time. Citing the collective works of Mark Sanford and The Spitz, BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof explained the benefit of the brothel's stimulus plan.
"These men are good men who have gotten themselves into trouble and could have avoided all of this exploitation by visiting the BunnyRanch"
The BunnyRanch is also providing much needed relief for frustrated Californians by accepting IOUs. The full menu on offer to lawmakers who are now looking for flights to Reno follows after the jump.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 2:44PM
First! It's too bad nobody at the bunny ranch will be able to say the same...
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 2:45PM
Greg, this is Bess's territory. She has all rights on gratuitous afternoon porn.
Let that be a warning to you.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 2:46PM
@2 STFU. This was a good post.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 2:48PM
Hof was a big Ron Paul supporter.
Crazy Ronpaulians....
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 2:52PM
I think I may have figured out the DB strategy here...
Bess goes on vaca and leaves Gregster and EP to slog it out. As a result, Gregster, by comparison to the tedium espoused by EP, comes out shining at the end of the 12 days.
It won't last, Greg... it can't last
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 2:52PM
Greggums,
Please refer to any hookers as "prosties", if you're going to bag on my schtick.
Thanks.
--BL
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 2:55PM
Greg!
You already know how I feel about you working with that foul-mouthed Beth at the online news place. Jim's mom just called me and told me you wrote something that was very demeaning to women and I should check it out "so I could see what my son is up to." Needless to say, I am not happy. Your father and I would like to have a discussion with you.
--Mom
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 2:55PM
Lookit, Greg. Let me help you out here.
Would stop burying the lead? If you make us wade through two run-on sentences to get to the point, you have already lost us.
You had a real opportunity to shine here
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:00PM
When does some first year analyst try to consume one of everything on the menu and fail, puking and crying in the corner?
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:00PM
@7
Speak for yourself.
-Greg's absentee father
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:00PM
@4
So the BunnyRanch is a Ron Paul front? OK, so which of the 2 above is EP, Audrey or Bunny Lane?
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:03PM
Greg's mother and father do not speak with each other. Try harder.
Greg's uncle, Beefus.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:15PM
I like how Ashley Dupre is giving the universal sign for cunning linguists in that picture.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:17PM
What is a Sybian experience? Neopolitan? I'm afraid to google.
-Feelin' Inadequate
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:18PM
What is a "to go order" at the Bunny Ranch?
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Aug 04, 2009 3:23PM
Would love to see Mark Sanford and Air Force Amy doing reverse cowgirl on HBO.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:26PM
So how many of these passes will they be handing out? Maybe it's time you got a look at a vagina, Greg.
-Grandpa
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:26PM
Do not defecate in my mouth and tell me its raining, friendo.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:27PM
A sybian is just a machine a woman gets on - kind of like a mechanical bull, that gives her a climactic ride. A Neapolitan is when you, a white man, are sandwiched between a black chick and a native american chick- thus you have all the colors of neapolitan ice cream represented- chocolate, vanilla and strawberry
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:28PM
@17 FTW!
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:30PM
@19 Thank you
-14
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:38PM
Jesus Blanus!! That is the wrong Duprie pic. Use the one from the boat.
-guy who thinks any post that can be linked to Spitzer or Duprie by 3 degrees of separation should have that pic attached.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:38PM
@14 A "Sybian" is a riding vibrator - they give women incredibly powerful orgasms (as far as I can tell). That would be hot to watch. Especially if you get to mop up afterwards ;)
"Neopolitan" is a type of ice cream - strawberry, vanilla & chocolate in a tricolour arrangement.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:40PM
... (23 here again), I prefer my prosties illegal, anyway.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:50PM
CFA or MBA?
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:55PM
@ 25. That question has been answered. CFA = pointless
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:57PM
@25, CFA hands down unless you are coming from wharton
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 4:07PM
Forget the CFA vs MBA, the real question is 'Asian Wet Room' vs. 'Love at the Y'?
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 4:08PM
What, no Greek?
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 4:09PM
They got a buffet?
-CG
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Aug 04, 2009 4:15PM
@15 - Tuna Helper.
Posted by Tax Chick , Aug 04, 2009 4:15PM
It's MoonLITE, not MoonLIGHT.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 4:18PM
What? There are legal hookers in this country???!!! WTF??? Now you tell me!
-- E. Spitzer
Posted by HAM05 , Aug 04, 2009 4:25PM
looking around the (proverbial) room that is db comments and my own office, i can't help but draw similarities, if not a causal relationship, between the situation contained herein and the one i live 80 hrs a week. bess' posts used to serve as a springboard for commenters' amusing, but also surprisingly insightful comments, where as now each post serves as a race to plant that flag at #1a la thesuperficial and collect the gushing adoration of all those who come after you.
similarly, looking around my own office, i feel surrounded by mouthbreathers who are now mailing it in, content in their discontent - which is fine were it not for the jr troops left to motivate themselves. even among them, however, curds and whey have been scooped up, all thats left is an odd sprinkling of leftovers shuffling around rezzies to their friends in greener pastures - who in turn keep changing around the skills and interests section hoping itll help gloss over the 2 year stint at bac and sending them right back. is this what it's come to? is the mere fact of sending a resume out and knowing its out there enough of a carrot to keep 'the dream' alive? i did suppose it was firm specific at first, but no.
in any case, wtf are those of us who hoped to do this for a few years, bank some shekels, and finally build that flatulance-powered 'hybrid' motorcycle supposed to do now? even ray drecker doesnt seem that pumped.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 4:35PM
17 won this shit, hands down
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 4:40PM
@34
You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 4:45PM
Greggums,
You left the Sybian running last night and you forgot to towel it off. I have warned you about this before. Please don't force me to take away your privileges. You have been doing so well.
See you later, sweetie!
Love,
Mom
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 4:49PM
Greg is "gay for pay".
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 5:32PM
HAHAHAH @ 17 and 37!!!
Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 5:43PM
Greg, finally,
you put something up that's funny.
Should we give your peck on your chubby cheek or
a pat on your big bottom?
Posted by american bandersnatch , Aug 04, 2009 6:03PM
@Ham05
Do not go gentle into TARP bank poverty,
PE and hedge bonuses still rock at close of year;
Rage, rage against the shrinking of your comp.